The Childhood Fics
After Wilson had left, House continued to read more and more fiction. Once he got bored with all of the slash fics, he decided to try something different. What caught his attention were the many stories that involved the teams childhoods.
"Cameron has a stepsister? No she has a half brother. Wait she has a little sister who is sick with a deadly disease and in an odd way it brings us closer together? Cameron!"
Instantly Cameron walked through the door with a pot of coffee in her hands. She quickly realized this was about the fanfiction.
"Cameron, you don't happen to have a younger sister, who has a deadly disease, that will inevitably bring us closer together?" House asked
"What?" Cameron said.
"By your reaction I will say no."
"Are you reading more fanfiction again?" She asked walking over.
"Were you a tortured child Cameron? A lot of people seem to think so."
"And did that one night stand you have with Cuddy really mean something more?" Cameron read off.
"She wishes." House said scrolling through. "You know, why doesn't anyone write about Foreman? I bet they could make his childhood exciting."
"I think all this fanfiction is getting to your head." She said as she walked out of his office.
"No one writes about Foreman! Can't you see I'm just concerned? Maybe I will write a story about Foreman." House said
"Please don't." Foreman said suddenly, and once again disappeared to go do God knows what. (Because, no one else seems to know where Foreman goes when fanfiction is being written)
"Lets see, Chase, Chase, Chase, ah me! 'House meets his long lost sister who is just as snarky and ingenious as him,' yeah right, 'together, can they figure out the deadly ailment before time runs out?' Dear Lord who writes this stuff?" House said.
"What are you looking at this time?" Chase asked, though he knew exactly what it was.
"Chase, were you a spoiled child, or a dejected one?" House asked
"People think I was spoiled and/or dejected? Why doesn't anyone write about me having a normal childhood? I like to think it was fairly normal." Chase complained.
"Normal's boring." House said. "Are you still mad because people don't write about you getting with Cameron as much as they write about me getting with Cameron?"
"No." Chase stated.
"Well if it makes you feel better, many people find that you have very lovely hair."
Next Time: The Crossovers