I can and will say this in pride, thank God I'm a tomboy and not a tomgirl. I have no clue how to do all this crap with clothes or colors so I had to have the help of some of my friends and my mom. It was painful to write it and it's even more painful to type it, being 2:30 in the morning and I am very tired. On with the story before i start to ramble!

It was huge, to say the least. Sakura drug Naruto, who was under a henge, into a clothing store for shinobi, against his will. It had anything from trench coats to guys crying from their empty wallets.

'Oh. Kami. Why me? Why couldn't she drag Sasuke with her?'

"Because you had to sink your claws into his shoulders. Just for future referance, Uchiha clan has bad blood. "

'Okay... I'll remember that. If I can, or will, live through this infernal hell I'm entering.'

"Good luck Kit." Kyuubi shut off the mental link and Naruto sighed as Sakura yelled, "Don't just stand there! Come here and see if you like this!" Naruto was scared for his life. She works fast. Too fast for comfort., 'So, I wonder who'll be digging my grave? Kakashi. No, he'll be reading his porn. Ero-sennin? Hell. No. Maybe that damn cat. No it's gonna be dead before me! Crap.' Naruto's train of thought was interupted as Sakura yelled at him.

"Get over here or you'll be through a wall!" Naruto paled, fast.

"Coming!" Naruto walked over to where Sakura was and saw what she was holding in her hands, a blood red coat with white flames licking the bottom, it was like the Yondaime's, only the wierd color placement and the kanji for 'fox' on the back. Naruto's eyes lit up fast.

"It's perfect Sakura-chan!" she smiled, knowing that he didn't know that he was in her territory and he had money. Lots of it. That he was letting her use freely.

"Shannaro! A perfect day of spending Naruto-kun's money! I just hope you bag him before some other bitch does." Inner Sakura said out of the blue.

"What'dy mean by that? I love SASUKE-KUN NOT NARUTO NO BAKA!" She shouted in her mind

"You little liar! You like Naruto-kun and there's no use trying to hide t from yourself, or me for that matter. So snap out of your trance already and finish up the fun you've started." Inner Sakura barked as she pushed Sakura back to Earth. She shook her head and proceeded to touture- er help Naruto with hours of pain- er valuable learning experiance with shopping.

"Come on, we've got more to look for!" she drug him around the store for a few minutes before finding a black shirt that could fit him perfectly. She added it to the coat and thought about the fan club he'd have after getting rid of the kill me now jumpsuit. A few more moments of looking around and Sakura found a pair of pants that were like the ones he already wore except they were red like the coat. After finding everything she liked, She pushed Naruto into trying the clothes on and seeing that everything fit, went to pay them. They walked up to the woman working at the register to pay for the clothes until Naruto spoke up.

"Sakura-chan, here's the money for the clothes." He handed her the money to pay for everything as he walked out the door.

"W-wait Naruto. Why are you leaving this to me? Can't you come over here?" she asked worried at the change of mood in her teammate.

"If i do you may get kicked out with me or worse. Please, you pay for them, I'll wait outside for you." Sakura could only nod as she saw she wasn't going to change his mind. She paid for the clothes, all the while the woman gave her glares every moment she got. Suddenly Sakura got curious and angry.

'What the hell is going on here? it's like they hold a grudge against Naruto or something...' She pondered as she left the store to meet a slightly depressed Naruto.

"Hey I got the stuff. And I was thinking that we could go and eat. I'm getting kind of hungry." she purposed, making Naruto jump up and down like a little kid.

"Ramen!!!" she shook her head and followed him to Ichiraku ramen, unknown they were being watched by three eyes.

"Hm, you know, they might make a good couple. Don't you agree, Sasuke."

"Hn, that is if she can stand the dobe long enough." the other replied

"You never know, after all anything is possible in this world of ours." the cyclops pondered

"Hn. Lets go, they're fine and this cover is cheesy. Even for you."

"I guess." they blew the cover of a wooden fence and went to train and read porn while the other two went to eat.

"Hey Sakura-chan." Naruto said after his fourth bowl of ramen.

"Hai Naruto?"

"Thanks for going with me and helping me. I would've been in trouble if you wouldn't come. And i really enjoyed it." he said, shocking her.

"Oh it's no problem! I was glad to do it. And I kinda noticed you look a lot like the Yondaime, ya know with the new clothes and all." she pointed out

"I guess. I never really paid attention to it. We have the same eyes and were both blond but that's all I noticed." Sakura sighed quietly. Leave it to Naruto to not notice something like that.

"Do you think you could be related to him?" Naruto choked on the broth.

"W-where the hell'd ya ge an idea like that?! We don't even have the same name or anything!" he shouted, 'Not to mention he sealed kyuubi into me. What love if it's even true.' he added as an afterthought.

"Well you never know. I mean, anythings possible." she reasoned as he sighed, loudly.

"I'll talk to obaa-chan about it later, but for now, ramen!" he shouted as he dug into another bowl of ramen. Sakura sighed, 'Even when it's important or life-changing... somethings will never change. i suppose.' She thought as she started on her second bowl of ramen.

Naruto and Sakura split up after they were done eating. Sakura went to Tsunade's for a moment to train with Shizune for awhile. Naruto went to a wepon shop to have a special sword forged. He was now headed to the Hokage tower to find out about the Yondaime and the possibility of him being related to him.

Tsunade was drinking her tea, happy about the day's lack of paperwork. Everything was peacefull until the prankster of Konoha barged into her room.

"Oy obaa-chan are you asleep?!" he half shouted

"Dammit Naruto what the hell do you want?!" Tsunade yelled, ready to punch him out of the office and into the laidies' onsen. Her thoughts changed as Naruto's went serious.

"I want to know if the Yondaime is my father or not." he stated, mentally preparing for the answer.

'I need sake. And loads of it.' She sighed , knowing the day would've come at one point in time but had never imagined it being so soon.

"Okay Naruto I'll tell you since your old enough to know and you had the balls to barge in here on my break. You weren't supposed to know until your sixteenth birthday but, you are..."

Ah the famouse cliffhanger! You have no clue what's in store because you are not me therefore you cannot tell what I will do next. Maybe I shall give the next chapter away on ebay or burn it in a fire or put it on the end of a hook and go fishing! I like that idea, fishing it is! Sorry had to do that... anyways I hop youve enjoyed that painful thing i just typed for your amusement... don't forget to r&r. Til next time... Ja ne!