EDIT: Yeah, I kinda accidentally deleted this chapter when I was clicking 'submit'. Oppsies? Oh, and I have added the first ten review replies at the end of the chapter! READ IT!

Ohayo/Konichiwa Minna-san!

Well, what should I say? I'm not gonna bore you with excuses in saying how late this chapter was, but I do have one...Na, I'm going to save that excuse.

And about the reviews, I'm only gonna reply to the first 10-15 reviews in the chapters with a few dialogues with the characters. The other reviews, I'm going to reply, but NOT in the chapters. Sorry!

Oh, and one more thing, starting now, my chapters will be shorter but faster updated. I think thats better. Right? Right? RIGHT?

Anyz, the good news is...I'M BACK IN CANADA NOW! WOOT! Uh huh, go me, uh huh, go, go, go me! Break dance!

(Gets smacked in the head by Deidara)

Me: Aww, DeiDei-chan! Why d'you hurt me so!

Deidara: (Smirks in triump) Hah! That's payback for making me look like a fool in the previous chapters, yeah!

Me: But I'm just expressing my true feelings for you...

Deidara: Aww, ...r-really? -Thinks its a compliment-

Me: -Snickers- Uh huh. I really do think you're an idiot...

Deidara: ...

Flashback

Kisame and Deidara hopped into the closet. But when Zetsu joined in, Deidara ran out, screaming, "Bloody murder! He's gonna eat me!" With that, Deidara grabbed the clueless Tobi, who was still crouched in the corner clutching his head, and sprinted into the T.V. cabinet.

Just then, Sakura came in.

The same exact thought went through all of their minds:

"Oh."

"My."

"Fricking."

"God."

End of Flashback

The almost, competely naked, Sakura came into the living room, completly oblivous to the fact that the nine pervy Akatsuki in disguise were having huge nosebleeds. The girl of the group, Konan aka. Origami, just found the guys to be disturbing and that they should respect the pinky for being so stupid and not realizing that they were criminals.

Okay, that didn't come out right.

"Huh? Guys? Where are you?" Sakura asked, hoping that her little darlings didn't commit suicide. Usually, her pets commit suicide on the second day, not the first. She began making her way to the couch to try and see if they were playing, "Hide and go Meow".

Sasori cursed under his breath and tried to figure a way out of this...without blushing like mad. Good thing his fur is red.

Suddenly, a ping! sound came up, followed by a lightbulb over Rudolf's head. He creeped behind the couch, making sure Sakura was on the other side, and sprinted into the kitchen.

"Sink. Sink. Sink." He muttered quickly. Then his eyes caught the dull, silver metal sink above a cabinet.

'Horrah!'

Sasori must be so glad that he didn't say that out loud. Quickly, he made it on top of the dining table and leaped into the sink clumsily. Finding a plug, he screwed the cork into the sinkhole. He then made his way around the sink to the two handles and unscrewed the water tap till it's max.

'There we go!'

Sasori beemed a milisecond and his face dropped into a really regretful look.

'OH SHIT!'

Sasori COMPLETELY forgot that he WASN'T suppose to touch ANY sort of LIQUID. He was about to screw the tap closed, when the water leaked out of the sink and spread all counter, coming into contact with Sasori.

'I'm so stupid.'

With his eyes squinted, Sasori turned from Rudolf the kittie, to Sasori the...Sasori...Yeah.

'Well that was oddly pleasant. I HAVE APPOSABLE THUMBS NOW!'

He lifted his arms in front of his face and showed himself his thumbs. But oddly...He wasn't wearing his Akatsuki cloak. Actually, he felt cold. Perhaps...naked.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

He shrieked in a Deidara way after realising that he was completly naked. Yes, even the little boy's part.

Now what was he suppose to do if Sakura finds him?

With Sakura and the Acatsuki minus Sasori

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!"

Sakura yeeped in surprise and looked in the direction of the scream. It kind of sounded like a man. With a colourful vocabulary. IN HER KITCHEN! Forgetting that she had ten missing kitties to find, she loaded her punching hand with a bucketfull of chakra, ready to punch the life out of that person.

With Rock Lee

"La la la la laaa~" Lee pranced around the street, holding a beautiful bouquet of flowers, in search of his beloved Cherry Blossom to give the roses to.

"Sakura-chan! Is so very youthful~" He sang, still prancing around like a leprechaun. "La la la la laaaa~"

He made his way to her pink apartment door, while still singing. "And I am gonna ask...~For her to be my YOUTHFUL girlfriend!"

He was about to ring the doorbell, (he was actually going to knock, but he read in a book, 'The very youthful dating tips for youthful dummies', that girls like it better and find it more romancy if they ring the doorbell), when he thought of what his Gai-sensei had told him.

"Lee! If you want to impress the youthful girl you love, you must make, A DYNAMIC ENTRY!"

Then his sensei gave an airkick and grinned moronicly.

"Yes! I must make a surprising entry, then Sakura-san will fall in youthful love with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

With that, Lee jumped though the kitchen window, gliding over Sasori's naked body, and landed himself right behind Sakura.

With Sakura

Sakura was about to make a surprising jump and punch into her kitchen, when all of a sudden, a green blob flew over her, and landed woobly behind her.

"Saku—!" Lee began.

"What the hell!?" She screamed in fright and quickly did what her instincts said: 'Kill the green blob"

With a huge kick to the guy's face, Sakura punched Lee (as far as Sakura knows, it's a green blob) in the stomach, watching him fly through the living room wall and into her backyard.

"What the hell was that?! No matter, he wasn't much of a challenge." Sakrua smirked in triumph and gave herself a thumbs up.

That's when something fluttered down on top of her face.

Sakura took the thing from her face and examined it.

It was a recite.

Cleaners

April 19, 2009

Patient: Rock Lee

Clothing: Green Spandex suit. x12

Amount:

Wash: ¥108

Dry: ¥72

Note: To Mrs. Rock Lee-

I think you should get a haircut, (and a brow-cut)

"Huh? Rock...LEE?!" Sakura conked her head in regret. "Aw, man! I think I just killed Lee!"

Sakura threw the recite in the garbage and dashed to the backyard to see if Lee was okay.

She finally spotted a blob of green halfway implanted in the pavement. Sakura gasped whilst covering her mouth. She made her way quickly to Lee and pulled his head out of the ground and shook him harshly.

"Lee! Lee! Speak to me!"

Sakura stopped shaking Lee when she heard a groan come out of Lee.

"Ugh...Youth...youth...crumbling...out...Can't...feel...green...jumpsuit...So...not...youthful..." Lee painfully grunted out.

Sakura gave a disturbed look at Lee and decided to just leave him be. After all, his youthfulness might be contagious. And the last thing she needs is to be seen wearing one of those 'Women-repelents'.

"S-Sakura-san...You look good in your dome protector and undergarments...might we make love to heal my youth—"

Poor Lee. He just got sent flying over Konoha and landed in Suna...painfully.

Out of nowhere, a crow flew over Sakura's house crowing, "Ahoo~Ahoo~" Which sounded much like, "Asshole~Asshole~"

Sakura huffed at how Lee took advantage of his situation and made her way back to her house in continuation of her search party (containing 01 people).

With the Acatsuki

The really perverted kitties stared at their unknown pink haired love punch the crap out of the extremely unfashionable dork. Tobi 'ooh'ed at Sakura punch him in the safety zone and sent him flying outside to the backyard.

Then a little piece of paper fluttered down harmlessly and landed on Sakura's face. She looked astonished when she finished reading the paper and ran outside.

Pein darted out of the vase and Konan followed. But Konan was watching something lying on the floor in the corner of the living room.

"Alright, we have Sakura out of the house so we have to use this time to see what's up in the kitchen." Pein ordered, watching his crew come out of their hiding places, each with their own little nosebleed. Pein disregarded that by giving a 'tsk tsk' because he ALSO had a little case of the nosebleed as well. Hopefully no cat noticed.

"Let's move ou—" He noticed that one of his members were missing. "Sasori! Where in the goodness of manicures is Sasori?!"

"In here..." A low mumble cave out of the kitchen, with a embarrassed edge in his voice.

Hidan gave a weird look to Kakuzu and wondered how did he manage to get there.

"Alright then...let's head in..." Pein commanded having an obvious suspicious tone in order.

Konan chuckled nervously and said, "U-uh yeah. Um...You guys go first, I-I have something to do."

The Acatsuki looked at her in curiosity. Konan twitched uncontrollably.

"Okay then. Let's go." Pein sighed at his teammate and began to lead his team towards the kitchen.

While the male members of the group started to head towards Sasori, Konan crawled slowly towards the thing she was looking at. When she got close to it, she jumped on it and ate it in one bite.

'Aw yeah that's good. It has a hint of youth to it.'

You know what it was?

It was the recite that Lee got after his visit to the Cleaners.

I guess Konan wasn't kidding when she said that she eats paper. Uh...

But then, she heard footsteps coming closer to the house from the backyard. Uh oh.

'Shit! It's Sakura!'

Forgetting that the rest of her teammates were still lounging around it the kitchen, she made a run for it upstairs, hoping that Sakura doesn't realise that some of her paperwork was missing.

With Pein and his fellow Teammates

"Hey, what's that...splishing sound?"

Deidara asked when they reached the kitchen. His eyes opened widely when he saw that the whole kitchen was covered in water!

"Crap." Pein said when he saw a naked Sasori huddling in the cupboard.

Deidara couldn't take it anymore and exploded in laughter. He lashed his tail back and forth and fell on his back while clutching his stomach. This was just too much. No really, it was too much.

Deidara couldn't stop his laughter and started holding onto Itachi for help. Itachi 'hned' in disgust and tried to shake his off, but Deidara just held on tighter. Kisame tried to help Itachi by biting Deidara's leg and in result, got a kick on his nose. Now Kisame started bawling and ran around the group blindly. He accidentaly knocked into Zetsu and caused Zetsu to bite hidan in the butt. Hidan yelled and swore and dragged Kakuzu down with him. Now Pein was just staring at his team of evil baddies and looked at Tobi. Tobi was stupid enough to take ahold of Pein and bodycheck into the crowd.

The sudden burst made Hidan wobble on one leg and crash into the counter. That's when the bucket sitting on top of said counter began to shake and tumbled down on the kitties. And guess what else? It was full of WATER.

With a bigger poof, nine naked human Akatsuki members lied there, each in there own little world.

Then, they heard footsteps coming into the living room.

"Fuck! The pink chick is coming!" Hidan swore loudly and made a run to the living room. His eight teammates followed, confused (and butt-naked ;D).

Kakuzu frantically looked around and spotted the staircase. "Up there! Hurry!"

But there was no time.

There stood Sakura, utterably confused, and in front of her, nine fully naked men, who were used to be lovable kitties, gathered together in front of her, who was only wearing a bra and underwear. And they looked horny. Aw crap.

With Lee in Suna

Right now, Lee was cornered in a alleyway, with many Suna gangsters holding weapons in ready to kill the intruder.

"Uh..Eh..Um.." Lee stuttered, trying to think of a way out of this. But, instead, he wet his pants. "C-can't we all be friends?" He forced a smile.

BOOM!

SMASH!

YOUTH!

And there he was, tied to a pole, having his pants stolen and a happy face carved on his underpants.

"Waa! This is so not YOUTHFUL!" Lee cried anime tears. Then shouted out very dramatically.

"FORGIVE ME GAI-SENSEI!"

Replies to your reviews (first 10)

Prince cl0ud9

I know! Tobi will never cease to impress me! Go Tobi-chan!

Tobi: Tobi feels so loved! Ha! Tobi is more popular than Itachi!

Itachi: Stop rubbing it in!

KonifiedBubbleBlaster

Yeah, hehe, sorry 'bout the 'tude. I see you changed your name!

Kon: I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE FANS!

Kisame: When did YOU come into this?

Kon: I dunno. Ichigo threw me somewhere and here I am!

XxAkako-chanxX

Yep! Konan's not interfering with this LOVE! But she will still be in this story cuz I feel bad for her.

Konan: Why does no one love me?

Halarious-Mayhem

And four words to describe Deidara!

STUPIDNOUS ON A STICK!

Deidara: What's that suppose to mean?

MarzSpy

I'm sorry that Konan will not be with Pein. -Sob- SO SORRY! But she will still be in the story!

Konan: Uh, yay? Was that a compliment?

Pein: If you want it to be.

Konan: PEIN-KUN!!!

Me: Uh-Okay...

Chibi Fox-chan

Damn, sorry for the long update!

I'm just toooo lazy...

Itachi: Told ya so.

Sasori: Double for me.

Hidan: Triple for me

Deidara: Uh...Fourness...for me...What's the one after?

Sakura: O.O

Jay-chan

Me: Yo Jayme! Soo many colours...DOODIE ON THE FLOOR! Yeah. SEE YA AT SCHOOL!

Itachi: So she can kill you.

Me: SHUSH!

BrokenAngel363

YAYZ FOR HENTAI KITTIES!

Sakura: Am I suppose to be happy? How can you be happy when a bunch of pervy guys molestes you?!? YOU ARE SICK!!!

Kisame: Comon, you know you like it~

Sakura: -Shudders- Fishbreath...

Thirrin73

Yo Thirrin-chan! I told a bunch of my classmates to read your story! They all liked it! A few of my classmates reviewed and they REALLY HOPE IF YOU UPDATE!!!

PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE!

Thanks!!!

Itachi faces forever!

(O/-\O)

YEAH!!!

Sasori: Thanks for making me cool in your story. Unlike SOME people...-Glares at me-

sleeping itasaku fangirl

Woot! You go girl! You have the exact thoughts as me! Yeah, I found all of the Akatsuki to be really perverted, but I was pretty much still laughing my ass off writing it. It's so much fun writing cracks!

Deidara: I feel so stupid!

Hidan: Fuck yeah ma man. At least I'm not a wussy.

Sasori: Hehe.

Itachi: -Chuckles-

Hidan: Whaaaat??!?!

And there you have it! Finally!

So yeah, I realized that I have 99 reviews right now, so the 100th reviewer will get...A ONE-SHOT DEDICATED TO THEM! YAY! Yeah.

And I think you know where this is going now. Konan is separated from the rest but she will still be in the story! Go Konan fans! But it will be more of a Pein/Saku then Konan/Pein. Sorry!

-Inkaide

REMEMBER TO REVIEW!