Ok everyone. I hope I'm not rushing things, but I'm gonna skip to the chase where Wendy finally makes a move toward Stan. I wanted to get that over with. But then I'll have lots during their relationship. Also, this chapter is placed at the very first episode. So...yeah I hope I don't bore you guys since you've seen it already. But I'm not gonna skip all the stuff with the aliens giving Ike back and everything. Alright, lets get on with the story!

Chapter 4: The beginning

STAN'S P.O.V

After one month passed of the third grade, a horrible thing happened. Kyle's little brother, Ike, just got kidnaped by 'visitors', and the teacher won't let us out of school to help him! I mean, I know he's not my little brother, but he's my best friend's little brother, and I'm there for him.

In the cafeteria, Kyle, Kenny, and I were trying to figure out away to help Ike, but at the same time, laughing at Cartman's anal probe, when Kyle finally said the most awesome thing yet. "Hey look! There's Wendy Testaburger!"

"Where?" I anxiously asked. Then I saw her. I saw her coming up to us with her lunch tray. Oh how pretty she was. How sweet and adorable she was. I couldn't stop looking at her.

"Stan wan-ts to ki-ss Wen-dy Testaburger," Cartman finally sang.

"Shut up fat boy! I don't even like her!"

"I'm not fat. And you obviously like her, because you throw up every time she talks to you!"

"I do not!" And here she came! The girl of my dreams finally got to us!

"Hi guys," she said in her sweet voice.

"Hi Wendy," I here Kyle and Cartman say together.

"Here Stan, this is for you."

I didn't notice right away, but soon realized she was talking to me, and she handed me a note. And...of course, I vomited.

"Ew!"

"Bye Wendy!" Kyle and Cartman said together.

And she walked away.

"Dude, what does the note say?" my best friend anxiously asked.

I finally opened the note and was surprised of what I read. "Holy crap! It says she wants to meet ME at Starks Pond after school!"

"Whoa, maybe you can kiss her."

"Or slip her the tongue," Cartman said.

Then Kenny added his prediction.

At Starks Pond

Kyle and I stood together, waiting for Wendy to show up. The note did say for me to meet her here. This was so exciting! I couldn't wait! Although, Kyle did look impatient. He really did want me to help him save his brother. But..this was important, too!

"Well, looks like she's not gonna show up, Stan," my best friend finally said. "Lets go look for the visitors now."

"But the note said she'll be here!"

Just then, I heard Wendy's voice. "Hi Stan," she said, as she walked over to us.

Before I knew it, there was vomit all over myself.

"Ewe!"

"You can't talk to Stan, Wendy," Kyle said, "he throws up every time you do."

"But why Stan?"

Horribly, I threw up again.

"Eww!"

"Look, could you guys just get down to business, so we can find my little brother?" Kyle asked, inpatient with us.

"Huh? What happened to your little brother?"

Kyle was happy to explain everything. "Well, first of all, Cartman has this anal probe in his butt from the visitors, we know that, even though he won't believe us. So that has something to do with them. But my little brother followed me to the bus stop today, which drives me crazy! I hate it when he does that. Anyways, I told him to go home, and kicked him away, and after I got on the bus, I saw that the visitors kidnaped him! And now I have to go home without him, and my parents are gonna have me killed!

"Well, why don't you get the fat kid?"

"Why?" Kyle was confused, just like I was. Only I was even more confused that Wendy forgot all about our plan to kiss, and got interested in helping Kyle.

"Well if the fat kid has something, maybe the visitors are using him as part of their plan. You should use the fat kid as bait to bring them back."

"Hey, you're right Wendy! Come on Stan! We need to get Cartman!"

"Come on, Stan."

And again, I threw up.

"Ewww!"

Just my luck. I didn't get to do anything with her. What did she plan, anyways? Well, whatever it was, I guess it wasn't as important as saving Kyle's brother. So...that proves that she's a really caring person. I then followed the others.

So after we got Cartman, we used him as bait, and the aliens came back. Kyle used one of his speeches to get him back, which I thought was beautiful, although it didn't work. Yet we found Ike on the alien's machinery, and we eventually got Ike to jump.

"I'm glad to see you again, Ike," said Kyle. "Come on. We can make it just in time for dinner." And they both left.

And this was it. Wendy and I were finally alone. Just like we were supposed to be, although I didn't think this was anything important, because we just saved Kyle's brother from the aliens. But I was glad that she helped us. "Thanks for your help, Wendy."

She smiled. "Whatever, dude."

I then grew shocked, and even more happy that something didn't happen after Wendy talked to me. "Hey, I didn't throw up!"

"Cool!"

I then saw Wendy leaning over to me. What was she doing? Wait! She was gonna kiss me! Yes! I happily watched her lean in, when...I threw up all over me and her.

"Ew!"

"Sorry," I said. I hope she wasn't made at me.

"Hey look! A french fry!" Wendy pointed down at my vomit.

"Cool!"

"And what's that?"

"I think it's part of a cheesy poof."

"And what's that?"

"A cookie, I think."

"What's that?"

"A piece of a banana." After a couple minuets of looking at my amazing vomit, the two of us stood there, and looked up at the full moon.

"The moon is pretty tonight," Wendy said.

"Yeah." I then found Wendy scoot closer to me, but not quite touching. She smiled at me, then looked up at the moon. I then knew for sure that Wendy and I were boyfriend and girlfriend.