HarryPotterNut94, thanks! glad you like it. Yes there will be more, I pinky swear. ;)

Little Brothers, Big Sisters

"I've just had it with Louis," announced Dominique the minute she met Rose on the way to dinner. "I hate little brothers."

"Did he read your diary again? Why don't you just hide it in a different place?"

"No, Rose. He dropped a rat into my schoolbag while I wasn't looking!" Dom cried, shuddering. "It came out during Transfiguration and you KNOW how much Macklin already hates me."

"A rat?" Rose tried to hold back her laugh.

"And that's not all! He drew moustaches on all of the members on my Weird Sisters poster! What's worse, he gave Myron Wagtail a pig snout! A pig snout!"

Rose couldn't do it anymore. She burst out laughing.

"Oh, you think it's funny, do you?" scowled Dom. "I'd like to see you laughing when Hugo does something to you."

"No way," grinned Rose. "Hugo's sweet. He's not the type."

"Lucky you," said Dom grumpily as they climbed through the portrait hole into the Great Hall.

They found their usual seats at the Gryffindor Table, Dom mumbling about how starved she was. Just then a loud fart noise ripped through the hall.

"Oh my Merlin, Rose!" exclaimed Dom.

"It wasn't me - " began Rose, but then a second fart noise ripped again. And it definitely sounded like it was coming from Rose's... you-know-where.

"I swear, I didn't - "

Third fart noise. By this time, Rose knew to stand up and look under her arse.

"A whoopee cushion?" she said, holding up the device.

"A what?" asked Dom.

"It's sold in Muggle stores, but..." Rose examined it closer. "This one's Charmed to keep making noises. And at a magnified volume."

"Just shut it up!" said Dom, whose ears were covered. "People are staring."

Rose thought for a moment, then waved her wand and said, "Silencio."

"Who would do this to you?" said Dom after everyone eventually stopped laughing and returned to their food.

Rose narrowed her eyes. "I think I know..."

Later that night, Hugo came out of the shower and screamed bloody-murder when he discovered that his hair was now the colour of flamingos.