Hi, I know I said that wouldn't post the next chapter 'til I'd get 10 reviews, but the few were so nice, I just had to post this, hope you enjoy! oh! Before I forget, there a bit of Oruan Host Club mentioned here, so I don't own that and...

I don't own TMNT


When we left the dojo, a very amusing sight greeted us. Leo was hold Mikey back from the kitchen door. "Get her out of there! She's messing up my domain!" Mikey yelled as he struggled for freedom,

"Mikey! She's just cooking! I'm sure she can clean up after herself." Andy giggled and ran at them, Leo noticed her and let go of his brother. Mikey paused as if thinking why his brother had released him when Andy tackled him to the ground again.

"Hi Mikey!" She said in a fit of giggles, Mikey looked like he grew a shade darker and didn't seem to know what to do as she snuggled him like a giant teddy bear. I looked at the rest of the family who just stared at them, I guess they're not so used to a person so comfortable with them in a short amount of time,

"Uh, Andy?" I asked walking up to her, she kept a tight hold around his neck, " I think you should let go now, I don't think he can breathe," which seemed to be the case since he was now gaging,

"Oh, sorry," Andy said, getting up as well as trying to help Mikey up, "I just can't help it, I mean come on we are next to legends here!" She squealed as she clutched Mikey's arm. She point a finger to Leo,

"Leonardo Hamato, winner of the ultimate ninja challenge set by the domio son," Leo looked shocked, she then pointed to Raph, "Raphael Hamato, winner of the far distant future uspra charity race," he looked rather surprised, then it was Don's turn, "Donatello Hamato, the slayer of the alternate timeline Shredder," I noticed that Donnie paled, as though the memory of that event still held horror for him, heck I would if I saw my brothers die right in front of me, but Andy was not done yet. She looked at Mikey with should big adoring eyes it almost makes you think she's innocent, "and last but not least, the most ultimate fighter and battle nexus champion, Michelangelo Hama-!" She would have screamed again if Freddie hadn't covered her mouth.

"Please, if you're going to have another fan freak out moment, have it silently." She said in her low voice, she sighed and looked at Leo, "where's Master Splinter?" She asked,

"In his room, meditating about how all of this is going to work out," he said then looked to Andy, "how do you know all of this things about us?"

"Oh, I've seen of tmnt'03 episodes several times, I know everything that has happen," she paused as if a thought just came to her, "oh my gosh! I just thought of something!" Really? Almost the same words... "We could visit the '87s turtles too," she looked at Donnie, "please tell me you still have the tras - dimentional portal stick, please!" She pounced at Donnie who backed up, trying to avoid her, but she clutched at his leg, repeating 'please' until she lost her breath. I was about to pick her up when Ren came out of the kitchen saying something in Japanese, then stared at the scene if front of her,

"Mm, is all good?" she asked looking pointedly at Andy on Donnie's leg as I was pulling her from the arms, I guess it was an odd sight for her. Leo came to her, Mikey rushed into the kitchen, and spoke in Japanese, I think Leo asked what was she doing in there, she smiled and answered that she was making a meal for all of us. I don't really know that much of Japanese, but they're body language was easy enough to understand, also she was holding a wooden spoon the entire time. I got Andy to her feet and held her steady so that she would not pounce on anybody,

"Please come in, ready food is," she said and I swear that if this was an anime, Freddie would have that little red x thing on her head, one of her unusual peeves was improper grammar,

"I think she means that the food is ready," I said trying to keep the peace between my friends, I heard the slide of wood against wood and turned to see Master Splinter walk out of his room. He seemed to want to say something to us, but his nose twitched then he stopped,

"What is that delicious smell?" he asked and went to the kitchen, we all followed him in and saw that the kitchen was fairly clean, actually very clean for a home that is full of men, I turned to the guys and saw that their eyes were slightly wide, I guess they never had their kitchen so clean before, then I saw the feast that Ren made. The table in front of us was full bowls and plates of several Japanese dishes, small bowls of rice, a plate loaded with fried dumplings, some slices of fried and grilled chicken, nine giant bowls of what I think might be Ramen, and a square plate with little white powdery hills.

"I make a snack," Ren said shyly to master Splinter but you could just hear the pride in her voice, he smiled and went to her,

"Arigato," he thanked her and went to the table. I heard a faint mumble from Mikey,

"If this is a snack, what's an actual meal? Ow!" Mikey exclaimed as one of his brothers undoubtedly smacked his head.

Ren went to her seat, looked as if she was thinking of something,

"I hope that this is to your liking," she said to everyone, we girls sat down, Splinter said something in Japanese to her and she smiled brightened,

"Now then," Splinter said, "will you all sit down and enjoy this wonderful meal, I'm sure these ladies are hungry." When he said those words my stomach growled,

I gave a nervous chuckle, and the guys hurriedly went to a seat. All us girls were on one long side of the table and the guys on the other, Master Splinter was at one of the short end.

"So, may I ask what your names are?" He asked as he picked up a pair of chopsticks and began with his Ramen.

"Well, my name is Ruby Cortes," I volunteered and looked at my friends,

"Name's Andrea O'Conner but I like to be called me Andy." She said glancing at Mikey.

"Frederica Gomez, I prefer Freddie." She didn't look at anyone but started with her rice,

"Fujioka Renge, yet since I be here, many named me Ren," she said, Freddie almost spit out the white grains, I stared at her, as well as everyone, as she started to laugh,

"R-really like, ha ha, t-the h-host club, ha ha," she gasped out, I smiled, it's not often that she acts like this, but I noticed Splinter stiffen and looked almost shocked,

"Freddie is referring to a manga that she read," I explained, "Renge is the name of one of the side characters while Fujioka is the surname of one of the main characters." Master Splinter still looked a bit affronted, then I thought of something, "it's not like fake pleasure place that you hear that's going around in Japan," at this, the guys, who just started with their meal, started to hack and cough, I could feel the heat rising in my ears," it's just uh, what I mean is, oh," Freddie thankfully calmed down enough to explain,

"The Ouron High school host club is just a Japanese comic book of the life of a semi-regular girl who goes to a school that is actually for the rich and high class, and is mistaken for a guy and has to pay a debt of 8million yen to the host club because she broke a Ming vase in the clubs room, and is made a host to payoff the debt, which is just that, where men host women and have conversations with them. However, this was before they relies that Haruhi was a girl." All the men in the room seem to relax though they still seem to be flustered.

"Well, that was random," Andy said as ate some of her chicken, "I didn't expect you of all people," she pointed at Freddie, "be interested in manga or anime, much less the over the top girly ones," she reached for the little white hills, but Ren stopped her,

"No that desert," she said, everyone looked at her,

"Dee-sert Ren" I corrected her, "or could say sweet,"

"Yes sweet," she amended

"Well, seeing that you just met me a few hours ago, of course you wouldn't, you didn't even think I was a Girl," Freddie said glaring at Andy, "And I didn't read it because of the so-called good-looking guys in it, Haruhi is a strong female character, who can see passed the glamour of where she was placed, worked hard to get there, and even with the distraction of the club was able to still be the top of the class," she look so into what she was saying that it came to a surprise to me that she stop and was thinking something over, "The only flaw that I guess I could give Haruhi is that she fell for the dumb leader, Tamaki,"

"Ok," I said, hoping to avoid any more conflicts between my friends, "Now that That's over, can we enjoy this meal?" I looked at Freddie and Andy giving them my best 'please do what I ask,' pity/gilt face, the name was Andy's idea. As we were eating, I notice that Mikey was giving Leo what looked to be a ten dollar bill. I just hope they weren't betting on whether Freddie was a girl or not.

"Ok, well, what were you all doing before you got here?" Donnie asked as he got a dumping, I cleared my throat,

"Well, we were all in my house having a study session when Andy wanted to take a break..."


After my explanation, there was an awkward silence in the room, I looked down at my plate since there was nothing else to say, waiting for some kind of reaction, and any would be nice now,

"I'm still not believing it, you not freaking out about us, all 'cause ya say that we're a cartoon in yer world?" Raph asked slowly, man why do I have a soft spot of guys with accents?

"Of course," Andy said, "it will probably be easier if I just show you," she got up and pulled things out of her packet, chewing gum, candy wrapper, ten bucks, and then she got out her smartphone and started pressing some buttons. "Here we go," she said and gave her phone to Mikey, who in turn took it, but looked at it warily. I heard Leo speaking from the phone, something about them not wearing costumes, that's when I remembered that it was in the first episode that he said that, well that helped things a lot. The guys crowded around Mikey, as well as Master Splinter, to see the show, when I thought of something,

"Andy?" I whispered to her, "I thought there weren't any of the '03 episodes sold in iTunes," she whispered back,

"I found an app that downloads videos off of YouTube, not telling you though," I was a little miffed at this, but then I've seen all of the series so there's not much that I can complain about. Then a thought came to mind,

"Haven't you tried calling anyone back home?" I asked Andy who shook her head,

"Well, Ren tried with her phone, so did Freddie when she came out of Raph's room, but both the internet and service were out, only music, games and downloads seem to work here."

After the episode ended Mikey gave back the phone to Andy, who was ecstatic,

"I am never changing the cover of this phone again," she whispered, wow, she's acting if she was holding something precious, like a fan girl got the jacket of their favorite movie star, which could be the case since Mikey is technically a TV star in our world,

"That ... was crazy," Raph said,

"I get what you mean," Leo added

"I know, a lot of things happen since then," Donnie put in his two cents, probably amazed at how innocent they all were back then,

"Dudes! We have our own theme song!" Mikey said happily, Raphael slapped him on the back of his head,

"Ow!"


Hope that you enjoy that, well 'til next month...sorry

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turtleformer66

and to whoever was the guest, you might be on to something,