The morning after
The baddies were all sprawled out on the floor, snoring and they were surrounded by 12 hundred empty pizza boxes.
It was about 6 in the morning when they all got woken up by a loud crash. They all looked and saw Team Rocket in the middle of the room."What the hell?" Freddy asked. With that, Team Rocket began to recide their infamous motto.
"Prepare for trouble
and make it double
to protect the world from devestation
to unite all peoples within our nation
to denounce the evils of truth and love
to extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
surround now or prepare to fight
Meowth, that's right". The baddies just stared at them blankly. "Who are these guys?" Dr evil whispered. "Don't worry, let me sort it" The Joker suggested, rubbing his hands together and putting on the most stupidest grin yet. He walked over to Team Rocket and told them to stand on a spot which suspisciously had an X drawn on it.
"Why do we have to stand here?" the blue haired team rocket member known as James asked. "Erm, you'll find out in aproxx two minutes" the Joker replied then walking over to a lever that was attached to the wall.Grinning like an idiot, he pulled the lever and Team Rocket were catapulted through the roof.
"Look's like Team's rockets blasting off again" they chanted as they flew into the sky.
"Ha, I knew that old catapult device would come in handy one day" the Joker said whislt still grinning. "And what about the hole in the roof?" Voldemort asked, hands on hips like an angry mother scolding her child.
"Oh that, well erm hahahahaha, I could get someone to fix that" the Joker replied, looking sheepish. Growling, Voldmeort dumped a pile of planks of wood on him. "You were the one responsible for causing the hole in the roof, so you fix it" the dark lord barked. "Aww man, you're no fun" the Joker complained. "Just do your job or I'll turn you into a fluffy white rabbit" Voldemort snapped. "Noooo, anything but that, I don't wanna be a white fluffy rabbit" the Joker begged. "Well go and fix the roof then and I may not turn you into a fluffy white rabbit" Voldemort ordered.
About 1 hour later
"Hey, who's banging on the fricken roof?" Dr evil asked. The baddies all ran outside and saw the Joker on the roof, fixing the hole that he made earlier when he catapulted Team Rocket through it. He was singing as he was hammering the nails into the planks of wood.
"Bob the builder
can we fix it?
Bob the builder
Yes we can". He didn't even notice the other baddies watching him. "I didn't know he likes Bob the builder?" Dr Evil whispered to Mini-me. After four hours of roof repairing, the Joker finally came back inside.
"It's all done, the roof is repaired" he announced. "Good, and don't make a hole in the roof again or else you'll fix it again" Voldemort said sternly. The Joker saluted Voldemort and went to sit next to Jack who was polishing his axe.
"Hey, Jack old buddy, want to have a staring contest?" The Joker suggested. "Why not, I've got nothing better to do" Jack replied. So, he and the Joker started on a long staring competion.
"How long do you think they'll keep it up?" Freddy asked. "I don't know, let's just watch them and see who wins" Darth vader suggested.