Ok, I had this in a dream last night (I only slept for 6 hours….UGGGGHHHHH) and that's why this chappie might be a little…crazy. The first part got based off a scene in Loony Toons w/ Bugs Bunny. ^_^ love him!
DISCLAIMER: How many times do I have to tell you people?! I don't own anything FOP!
"Huh? What? Where? Huh? What? What? Who? Where? Huh? Who? What?" said Timmy and Kelsey. They both sat up. They were in Timmy's tree house.
"Oh this is bad," said Kelsey, standing up and pacing. "Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!"
"It can't be that bad," said Timmy. Kelsey glared at him.
"Poof, if you please…"
Poof rattled his magic rattle and a TV POOFed into the room. Kelsey turned one of the knobs on it and Fairy Heart appeared on the screen.
"This is Fairy Heart, Fairyworld reporter, and yes, everything is that bad! Somehow the Anti-Fairies have gotten a hold of what can only be described as Jorgen Von Strangles' wand. Fairyworld has turned into chaos as the returning fairies are being greeted with all kinds of bad luck-"
Kelsey clicked the TV off and crossed her arms.
"Well at least things can't get any-" Timmy started to say, but he got cut off by four POOFs. Cosmo, Wanda, Lucinda and Jorgen were back, and Poof happily flew over to his parents.
"Excuse me," said Kelsey casually, turning back to Timmy, "were you just about to say 'worse'?"
"Um…no?"
"No."
"Yep."
"What couldn't get any worse?" asked Lucinda.
"Yeah!" said Cosmo.
"Yes Turner, and where is my wand?" asked Jorgen.
Timmy and Kelsey stared blankly at them.
"What have you done this time, Turner?" demanded Jorgen.
"Um…Uh…" said Kelsey and Timmy in unison as they both looked at each other.
"The Pixies and Anti-Fairies have teamed up and got a hold of your wand, shut down Fairyworld and are now coming here to destroy the Earth," said Kelsey quickly.
"WHAT?!" shouted Jorgen, Lucinda, and Wanda.
"Yeah, but the important thing is not to panic," said Kelsey in a panicky voice. The roof of the clubhouse suddenly tore off. The sky was dark, and wind was blowing around trees and people (Crocker was on a bicycle riding it in the air).
"That's not good," said Cosmo. Lucinda flew over to the window. The ground was cracking open and lava was seeping out.
"Um…" said Lucinda, turning around. The fairies then lost their color, while Timmy and Kelsey gained a little too much of it. Timmy's hat was now colored like a rainbow, his shirt was neon green and flashing, and his hair was changing color. Kelsey's hair turned blond, her green shirt turned pink, and her hat got poka-dots.
"AHH! I'm blond!" shrieked Kelsey.
"And we've lost out color!" cried Wanda.
"Can we panic now?!" begged Timmy.
"Eh, sure, what the heck," said Kelsey, shrugging.
Then they all screamed.
"Ok, the world is coming to an end here people!" cried Kelsey.
"Yeah, but the important thing is that we have to remain calm," said Cosmo, crossing his legs in mid-air like some kind of a guru.
Kelsey walked over to him and slapped him.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Kelsey slapped him again.
"Thanks," said Cosmo.
"Ok, so why is there lava and all that stuff going on outside?" asked Timmy.
"All that Anti-energy meeting with it's opposite must have caused the natural order of things so go topsy-turvy!" explained Jorgen.
"Okaaay, so did you have a plan if this ever happened?" asked Kelsey.
Jorgen shrugged. "My 70s self didn't think that I would ever leave my wand in the hands of-"
"Two unsupervised, totally un-responsible eleven year old kids who have no idea how to handle something that great of power," said Timmy and Kelsey dully in unison.
"Yeah, it's not the first time we've heard that scenario," said Timmy.
"Don't you start finishing my sentences again!" warned Jorgen.
"Whatever."
"Dudes, just chill out," said Cosmo, making a peace sign with his fingers.
"Do I need to hurt you again?" asked Kelsey.
"He's starting to sound like Mr. Burkenbake," murmured Timmy.
"Why not just go up to the man's house and ask for it back?"
Timmy opened his argue, but then shut it.
"You know," said Wanda, "as much as I don't believe it myself, I think Cosmo might be onto something!"
"Poof?" asked Poof.
"He is?" asked Timmy, Kelsey, Lucinda and Jorgen.
"I am?" asked Cosmo. "I mean, of course I am! And I'd like to thank the academy for-"
"Wait, what is he onto, exactly?" interrupted Kelsey.
"Hey!" cried Cosmo.
"Well, minus the 'asking' part, what if we just went up to Anti-Cosmo's castle - or HP's office, I have no idea where they would be - and just steal the wand back, and then fix everything back to the way it's supposed to be!"
There was silence after Wanda's plan for a moment.
"You know, that's not all that bad," said Lucinda.
"Poof, Poof," agreed Poof…only he didn't really know what was going on.
"So, how exactly are we going to do this, Mr. Guru man?" Kelsey asked Cosmo, putting her hands on her hips.
"…I have no idea."
DON'T KILL ME! My dog - AAAAAHHHH SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP!!!!! - is growling at me…which isn't helping the fact that I'm in a dang car with my brother and parents, working on my laptop. AHHHHHHH THE WORLD HATES ME!!!!! Plus, my Cosmo-Muse isn't working very well lately…
Cosmo-Muse: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M UNDERPAYED!
Me:…since when do I pay you? Never mind, just review please (it'll help me feel better, honest).