A Local Community College.
Sonic: Everyone who knows Blade knows he hates dragons.
Shadow: So not only is he gonna teach a class of college students how to have a pet dragon...
Silver: But also show a presentation that he doesn't know about.
Sonic: Get in there Blade.
Blade enters the classroom.
A powerpoint screen shows Dragon Taming 101: How to Train your dragons.
Blade: Alright, welcome to Dragon Taming 101: How to train your dragons. My name is Blade, and I will be your teacher for the day.
Sonic: Good intro buddy, your gonna need it.
Blade activated the next screen, which said Polish the Scales often.
Blade: Polish the scales often.
Blade read as he went frther into the powerpoint slide.
Blade: It costs a lot of money to clean a dragon. Make sure you check for the common debris...Dirt, Water, Debris, and most likely, blood.
Blood was underlined and shown in all caps, as a scream was activated when the word came up.
Blade: Make sure you nuder your dragon. 1 dragon is quite enough to moniter, and you don't want thins happening.
A video was shown of two dragons mating.
Blade: Make sure you keep it happy, it will destroy the town if it's angry. And you will get a lot of this guy...
A video of a hedgehog on fire was shown, and it made the audience laugh, for he was screaming random things.
At the end, the video said, That's why you don't mess with a dragon's dick.
Blade: Moving on. Dragons eat meat, sometimes even cows.
Another video was shown of a cow being eaten by a dragon, but the cow was "talking."
Cow: No, no no no, no, no, NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blade: Poor cow. Anyways, stay away from female dragons on their period. Obviously, they will eat you. And finally, stay away from dragon hunters, they will not hesitate to kill your dragon.
A video of Blade kicking a dragons ass was shown, but at the end, it showed text I used to be a dragon hunter, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Blade: And that is the end, except Barney would like to play a trick.
The Rick Roll music video played. Instead of the guy's head, it showed Barney's.
Blade: Thank you, class dismissed.
End of Punishment