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It was a week before Christmas and I was getting frustrated as Alice kept bouncing off the walls – something was up. She had planned something and it was getting on my last nerves. Edward and I had planned on going away this week to celebrate Christmas together; my first Christmas as a vampire. Yet Alice was crazy against it; she'd obviously had a vision or something but refused to divulge us in what it was about.

'So Bella how does a week away on holiday sound for Christmas?'

I turned to Edward and smiled, my eyes lighting up at such a beautiful idea and to convey my answer I reached up and kissed him, pulling him towards me; though a thought entered my head.

'What about Renesme?' I mumbled against his lips.

Giving me a final kiss Edward pulled back a bit.

'I've spoken to Esme and Carlisle and they would love to look after the little monster for the week, in fact they are enthralled to have her to spoil for a week.'

'She's not a monster' I countered with a pout. With a laugh Edward pulled me back to him again and I whispered 'It's a deal'

Suddenly our front swung open with a ruckus and Alice's lithely steps could be heard coming down the hallway at a quickened pace.

'You can't leave!!' she yelled out to us, appearing in the kitchen where we stood only seconds later.

Baffled Edward managed to sputter out a why which got me concerned because if Edward was asking it meant that Alice was avoiding his prying mental searching.

'Alice what do you have planned?'

She smiled

'Nothing as of yet… but soon, very soon'

I sighed, when Alice gets like this there is nothing that can be done but to wait it out.

I returned to my battered copy of pride and prejudice tyring to block out her crazy amount of energy.

'Alice! Can you please calm down?'

I suppressed a giggle as it appeared that Alice's energy was also getting on Edward's last nerve too; although his annoyance didn't seem to do anything to calm her down. Sighing I put down my book.

'Alice…. Why are you even here?'

'You'll see soon' I gave her an over exaggerated eye roll just so she knew just how annoyed I was; however with Alice nothing like that seems to affect her.

'Alice… if your going to keep your evil plans from me... '

'They're not evil!' she retorted.

'Whatever Alice!' I laughed

'Evil or not. Can you please change the song in your head? I'm sick of hearing 50 different versions of Jingle Bells and could you possibly make it something non-Christmassy?'

There was a bit of silence as I figured Alice was most likely throwing something else at Edward to have to listen to.

'Ugh! Please go back to Jingle Bells!'

I laughed so hard. Whatever Alice changed the song to obviously had to be pretty bad.

'Oh but I always thought that you loved Miley Cyrus!'

I couldn't help but laugh even harder. Miley! No wonder he wanted to go back to jingle bells!

'Bella honey… can't you make her stop? Please! Not only is it Miley but its 'Best of Both Worlds… you know how much I hate that song!'

I waited a little bit longer before I decided to stretch my protection shield lackey to reach around Alice's mind so that her thoughts could no longer reach him.

'Oh come on Bella! It was funny, you even laughed'

'Yeah it was, but I have to live with him… you don't and you know what he's like when he's annoyed'

'Hmmm yes, I do' Alice replied with an evil glint in her eye.

'Hey guys, I am still here'

I waved him off as if it didn't matter but then my head jerked as I heard a car pull up in the driveway. Immediately I turned to Alice as she jumped up and down, obviously this is what she had been hiding from Edward and I for the past week and a half. I jumped off the couch to go and open the front door almost getting my feet tangled together – man Emmet would have loved to have seen that!

Opening the door I was greeted by an image that rocked me to my core. My mother was pulling a suitcase from the back of her car. My mum was right there in front of me! So this was what Alice had been hiding all along, well I guess this is one surprise I don't mind. Though I must say I became increasingly nervous as I realised that mum hasn't seen me since my transformation. She knew what I had chosen to become, After Jacob had so ungraciously told Charlie it was only fair that we included mom in on the entire situation. She had been a bit freaked at first; I mean hey! It's not easy to tell someone that vampires really do exist, but after she got past that she was just happy that I was happy.

'Honey, Oh I am so glad to see you!'

Mom called as she started to haul her suitcase along the driveway. Running down with speed that would be accepted for a human – as much as she had accepted what I was, there is only so much freakiness a person can handle, I should know despite being quite the exception in the rule myself. Pulling the suitcase from my mothers grasp I quickly embraced her in what could have very nearly been a bone crushing hug.

'Oh mom' the words whooshed out from me 'I've missed you so much…'

'I've missed you too honey, but uh, could you let me breathe for a sec'

I let out a nervous laugh and released her from my grip. She took a step back to take a proper look at me.

'Wow' she said.' I wasn't sure what to expect but wow… You were always attractive, just like your abbreviation had suggested Bella, but now you just have this added…'

'Magnetism' Edward suggested as he came up next to me

'Yeah I guess you could call it that'

If I could have I would have blushed right at that moment but instead I grabbed mom's suitcase and hauled it in to the house and took it up to the guest bedroom giving Alice and pointed look which she returned with a super powered wattage smile and in the background I heard mum mumble 'and strong too'

CHAPTER 2

It was so nice to have Renee with me. Alice finally left us alone after she helped get her settled into the guest room. However I fear she has more tucked up her sleeve as when I let go of the shield around her, Edward exclaimed she was still alternating between Miley Cyrus and Jingle Bells, a horrid combination. We were left to spend the day together, although it appeared that Alice had seeded the idea of a girl day out shopping into Renee's brain and unfortunately she thought it was great and then decided that we should bring Alice and Rosalie along.

So now, instead of spending time alone with Edward on a romantic holiday I was stuck with Alice, Rosalie and my mother at a shopping mall and had been for so long that by now, if I were still human I would be sagging from exhaustion, the only rest we have had in the day is when mom needed to have a human moment and got herself some lunch.

Currently we were in a Sex store looking for a present for Carlisle and Esme. I thanked the heavens that we were not here for me; it was actually quite fun picking out different ideas for the two. As a group we decided that we wanted to surprise Esme and Carlisle by buying them something kinky for Christmas.

Alice picked out this really cute red corset the was laced up at the back and would show off a generous amount of cleavage for Esme and there was a rim of fluff lining the bottom of the corset that would probably reach to 1 or 2 inches above her belly button. The bottom was a g-string that had a short see-through red chiffon skirt attached with white fluff also rimming the edges. The outfit also came with a cut little Santa hat. Rosalie then pulled our attention to a pair of red vinyl thigh high stiletto boots that would accompany the Santa Girl outfit amazingly.

Now all that was left was to find Carlisle something equally kinky, which was kind of gross to think about. Seriously, as cool as Esme and Carlisle were, they still were like our parents, so thinking about them being kinky sort of sent a shiver down my spine. I didn't even want to go near the thought that Renee and Charlie had ever been like that!

We were browsing through the men's outfits when something caught my eye back on the girls rack. It was a slinky Lion girl outfit that I thought would have been perfect for me and Edward, Mountain Lions being his preference in food. Alice seemed to follow the direction of my gaze and squealed in delight causing me to flinch. Trying to figure out what had made Alice so excited Rosalie and Renee looked to wear she was now pulling an outfit off the rack. I buried my head in embarrassment as mom sent me a cheeky look with eyebrows wagging and all whilst Rosalie let out a low whistle as Alice checked the size and the girls realised it would be a perfect fit. I tried to argue that we weren't here for me, but rather for Carlisle but they all still forced me to go and try the outfit on, even though Alice already knew what it was going to look like on me.

I stuck my head out of the changing room, not wanting to step fully out of the shop to see Renee holding up a Red male G-string that also came with a Santa hat and Alice holding a pair of boots that looked like they were designed for playing Santa dress-up, perfect for what we were looking for. As much as I wanted to avoid their attention, I also didn't want to be stuck in this outfit for long in public. Hearing my cough all three of their heads snapped towards me and soon I saw them all heading towards me with evil and plotting smiles plastered on their faces and I knew right then and there I was about to be hounded and that there was no way I was getting out of this without having to purchase the outfit. Taking one last glance in the mirror I felt my stomach do flip flops as I thought how Edward will react when he sees me in this – it would be an extra late night Christmas present all for his eyes only.

CHAPTER 3

I had been completely correct yesterday in my assumption that the girls were not going to let me get away with leaving the store without the lion's outfit and now the very skimpy lingerie was hidden in the back of my underwear drawer amongst the closest thing Alice allowed for me to have as normal briefs that didn't have some sort of lace or intimate appeal to it. However today Edward seemed to be in a royally pissy mood – then again Alice was loitering around again, which always mean trouble. I wonder what it is she planned for today…

I found out soon enough when I heard the distant roar of the rabbit coming up the road. Jacob was here? What the hell was he doing coming here? I'm surprised he has managed to pull himself away from guarding Renesme for long enough, Bastard. Even though Edward and I no longer were going on our week long holiday, Esme and Carlisle were still insistent on Renesme staying with them this week. With everything that has been going on, I wouldn't be surprised if it were all apart of Alice's plan. With Renesme I would have had an excuse to bail on yesterdays outing; stupid and annoying, pixie vampire.

Well if Jacob was coming around and Alice had informed Edward of this encounter, there's no wonder he's in a bad mood, me spending time with the wolves, even after they have been rectified as not actually being werewolves but rather shape shifters and that I'm now a vampire which means I can take care of myself; he still hates me being with them alone. The alliance between the two is very shaky so only I am allowed on to Quileute grounds, not the others; which is kind of ironic considering I'm the closest to newborn out of all of us. Then again I also happen to have the greatest revulsion to human blood out of what is most likely all vampires alive. Either way it seemed that Jacob was going to be filling my day today.

I really hate when Alice takes over scheduling my life, it's rather annoying. I left my room and went to greet Jacob as he entered the house by courtesy of Alice. Before I could reach him Edward pulled me into an embrace whispering into my ear 'be careful please' I grinned up to him, gave him a kiss and then made my way over to Jacob. He had Renesme next to him holding his hand and I let out a sigh of irritation.

Of course he wasn't going to let her out of his sight, how stupid of me to even consider it, but as I cam up closer she released Jacob's hand and I watched a flash of loss in his eyes but then claimed my girl, picking her up to give her a huge hug. Despite having grown as rapidly as she had, Renesme was beginning to slow in her growth process and was still small enough to rest on my hip. That being said, her legs wrapped all the way around my waist and I had vampire strength so holding her there was no effort at all. I gave her a kiss on the cheek and waved my final goodbye to Edward and Alice as I followed Jacob out to the car as he explained what the plans for today were.

Pretty much we were having a day of present swapping down at Sam and Emily's. Alice, having organised all of this had managed to already stack all of the presents I had bought for the pack into the back seat of the rabbit. Making a small bit of space I sat Renesme in and braced myself for the day ahead of me.

It actually turned out to be quite a nice day. I had forgotten what it was like to hang out with rest of the pack and the amount of food they consume is crazy. Jacob spoilt Renesme rotten with gifts and I couldn't help but feel a tinge of annoyance, the spoiling was a job for her parents, immediate Uncles and Aunts and her grandparents. Nothing there says a shape shifter who happens to have imprinted on the child gets spoiling rights. I should just let it go but I can't help but feel like he may just suffocate her one day with this smothering of attention. Well at least I know she will always be loved.

I still sometimes see the flashes of fear in the eyes of other members as they re-call how unusual a child Renesme is, but they've learnt to love and adore her as everyone else can't help but doing. She really is quite the sweetheart. I enjoyed just being able to relax and sit back watching her play around with them all. A few of the shifted into wolf form and played with her that way. I figured she would never need a dog as long as she at least had Jacob – there was plenty of puppy plus more in him. When Renesme started to fade out, Jacob drove us home where I tucked her in for a good nights sleep, thanked Jacob and then returned to the arms of my one and only Edward to spend a night of him reclaiming me as his own; even though I was anyone's other than his.

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