Chapter 4
The decoration was done, with only two decapitations and one electrocution.
…and one minor case of frostbite…
"Alright everyone, you all did a good job on this. I understand it was probably harder than it needed to be…" Pein said, glancing at Hidan, who had double the stitches than usual and had a blue finger.
"Kisame will be unable to join us for the upcoming feast, due to being shocked with lights while startled by a howling cat" Pein continued.
Itachi's eye twitched.
"Tobi did nothing, due to being knocked out from a sugar rush…" Pein continued.
Zetsu shifted, his flytrap parts twitching in aggravation.
"Hidan will have to eat softer foods for a couple days…"
Hidan proceeded to cuss endlessly at Kakuzu, who was trying, and failing, to ignore the Jashinist.
"And the rest of you, Merry Christmas, you get to enjoy it." Pein finished.
Everyone jumped for joy, even Itachi, who wanted to get a break from swinging that katana.
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