People Stuck In A Box
Captors
Brandie
Maple
Captives
Luna Lovegood
Karl the Intern
Indiana Jones
Jack Dawson
Ash Ketchum
Sharpay Evans
Guest Stars
Selena Gomez
Calvin, Hobbes, Perry, Doofenshmirtz, Troy and Gabriella
Fred and George
Hagrid
PerryThePlatypusFan
Tasks
Week 1
Captured and Introduced
Read "There's A Wocket In My Pocket"
Truth or Dare
Karaoke
Draw pictures of their co-stars
Watch countless movies
Try out Fred and George's Skiving Snackboxes
Week 2
Read countless fanfictions about them
Potato Eating contest
Play "Nintendogs" until they go blind
Blast-Ended Skrewts are assigned to them
They take the Skrewts for a walk
Skrewts are released and captives have to do a cosplay of each other
Captives are released and explained to about why they were in the box
Week 3
Send them home
Go home yourself
Go about your normal business at home for the rest of the week
Week 1
Day 4
This day began different from the others. The clock did not bounce around, trying to attack them, but instead they woke up to Maple's shrill voice singing, "Who will I be? It's up to me! All the never-ending possibilities that I can see! There's nothing that I can't do! Who will I be? Yes, I believe I can make the future what I want to! If I can become anyone and know the choice is up to meeee, who will I be?" For a second, everyone thought they had Demi Lovato over for that day. Karl was the one who realized that it was not Demi, but Maple singing. "What are we doing today?" Karl asked uncertainly. "We're doing karaoke," Brandie said. The prisoners of the box didn't know whether that was good or bad. But Sharpay blurted out, "Ha! Karaoke! I'm gonna crush you all at that!" Maple said, "Yeah, you probably will, and guess what? The person who sings best is not just gonna have potatoes for their dinner, but PIZZA!!! Delivered straight from Pizza Hut." Everybody in the box immediately gave an involuntary twitch, fighting the impulse to back flip in excitement. (A/N: I have not been starving them for two days. It's just that the dinner scenes have been cut out.) Karl even gave a little half-skip that might have been an attempt to back flip. "First up, Sharpay!" Sharpay skipped over to the karaoke machine that has just appeared, along with a microphone. She grabbed the microphone and said, "I'll need backup singers. Okay, my backups will be…Karl and Luna!" The two walked over to behind Sharpay as music started playing.
Sharpay
It's out with the old, and in with the new
Goodbye clouds of grey, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to "moi"
Excuse me, thank you
Iced tea imported from England
Lifeguards imported from Spain
Towels imported from Turkey
And turkey imported from Maine
Sharpay and Karl
We're gonna relax and renew
Sharpay
You go do
I want fabulous, that is my simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
I need something inspiring to help me get along
I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip flops
Where is my pink Prada tote?
I need my Tiffany hair band
And then I can go for a float
Karl and Luna
A summer like never before
Sharpay
I want more!
Karl and Luna
She wants fabulous, that is her simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
She needs something inspiring to help her get along
She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Fabulous pool, fabulous splash
Fabulous parties, even fabulous trash
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling
She's gotta have fabulous everything!
Sharpay and Karl
Nothing to discuss
Everything's got to be perfect for
Sharpay
Me!
Karl
She wants fabulous, that is her simple request
All things fabulous, bigger and better and best
She needs something inspiring to help her get along
She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?
Sharpay
This won't do
That's a bore
That's insulting
I need more
I need, I need
I need, I need
I need, I need
I need FAAAAABULOUUUS!
Luna
Fabulous hair, fabulous style
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile
Sharpay
I like what I see, I like it a lot
Luna
Is this not absolutely fabulous?
Karl
Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous
Sharpay
Absolutely………NOT!
Everybody clapped, even Indy, who found this kind of music obnoxious. Brandie congratulated Sharpay before saying, "Next up, Indiana!" Indy was shocked. He didn't know what to sing, so he decided on something from High School Musical 2.
Indiana
Everybody's always talking at me
Everybody's trying to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talking
I need to count on myself instead
Chorus
Did you ever
Indiana
Lose yourself to get what you want?
Chorus
Did you ever
Indiana
Get on a ride and wanna get off?
Chorus
Did you ever
Indiana
Push away the ones you should've held close?
Did you ever let go?
Did you ever not know?
I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
I'll give it all I've got, that is my plan
Will I find what I lost?
You know you can bet on it, bet on it,
Bet on it, bet on it
I wanna make it right, that is the way--
He sang this very off key, so Maple interrupted, "STO-OP!" Indy stopped. Brandie decided to not do Jack because he didn't know many songs. "Luna, you're up!" A slow music started up as Luna sang…
Luna
It's funny when you find yourself
Looking from the outside
I'm standing here when all I want
Is to be over there
Why did I let myself believe miracles could happen
'Cause now I have to pretend that I don't really care
I thought you were my fairytale
My dream when I'm not sleeping
A wish upon a star that's coming true
'Cause everybody else could tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
When there was me and you
I swore I knew the melody that I heard you singing
And when you smiled, you made me feel
Like I could sing along
But then you went and changed the words
Now my heart is empty
I'm only left with used-to-be's and once upon a song
Now I know you're not a fairytale
And dreams were meant for sleeping
And wishes on a star just don't come true
'Cause now even I can tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
Because I liked the view
When there was me and you
I can't believe that I could be so blind
It's like you were floating while I was falling
And I didn't miiiiiiiiind
Because I liked the viewwww-oooo-hoo-hoo-hoo
I thought you felt it too
When there was me and…youuuuu
Everybody applauded. Nobody knew that Luna was that good a singer. Brandie and Maple shouted, "ASH, YOUR TURN!" Ash reluctantly walked up to the mike and started singing.
Ash
I wanna be the very best
Like no-one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cauuuuse!
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's insiiiiiide
Chorus
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em alllll!
Ash
It's you and me
I know it's our destiny
Chorus
Pokemon!
Ash
Ohh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defeeeeend
Chorus
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em alllll!
Ash
A heart so trueeeeee
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pooookeeeemoooon
Chorus
Gotta catch 'em all!
Ash
Gotta catch 'em alllll!
Chorus
Pokemon!
Tiredly, everyone clapped. They were relieved to hear that Karl was the only one that had to sing, now. Karl said into the microphone, "Um…this is a duet. From…High School Musical. Between Troy and Gabriella. Luna, will you do the female role?" Luna walked up next to him, blushing violently. Slow piano music started up. They started singing…
Karl
It's hard to believe that I couldn't see
That you were always there beside me
Luna
Thought I was alone with no-one to hold
Both
But you were always right beside me
Luna
This feeling's like no other
Both
I want you to know
I've never had someone that knows me like you do
They way you do
And I've never had someone as good for me as you
No-one like you
So lonely before I finally found
What I've been looking for
Luna
Oooh
For the last time, everybody clapped. But their captors gave no comment. Instead a faint sound was coming from the speakers and it sounded like…snoring. They had probably fallen asleep on the mike, not bothering to turn it off. Sharpay decided to get a little revenge right there by shouting, "WAKE UP, YOU LAYABOUTS!" They heard a stumbling sound from the speakers, scuffling and several shouts before it suddenly quieted. Then a new voice, male, came from the speakers. "Hello? This is Pizza Hut, Miss Evans. May I take your order?" Sharpay knew at once that she had won the contest. "Yes. I'd like a large cheese pizza, stuffed crust, please." "Any toppings?" "The works, except for anchovies. I don't like anchovies." The man replied, "No one does. It'll be there in 15 minutes, not including baking time." Sharpay squealed in delight and jumped happily. Karl and Luna were smiling at each other, blushing violently. Before long, a pizza box dropped down. After munching on 5 slices, Sharpay closed the box and hid it in a corner. As they all started to settle down, Jack thought, Tomorrow, I need to draw that couple, Karl and Luna.