*A Sunday with the Gundam Boys*
Disclaimers- We don't own these people...we just borrow them to make
up really psychaotic stories. Were not makin' any money...so don't sue! Enjoy! '
Warning- Relena bashing...beware. Relena fans...sorry. She's not our
fav character.
Part 4- (Written by S27)
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*The Saturday before next, next, NEXT Sunday*
Noin- So Une? How's the 6th grade class?
Lady Une- Quite well. They all listen to me, they clean, they learn,
they do everything, but flunk. And they NEVER act up.
Noin- You must either be a really good teacher, or they're so
afraid of you that they're FORCED to do well.
Lady Une- What's your problem? Spit it out.
Noin- *Takes a breath.* Well...my class is really out of control.
Do you think you could sub? Just for 1 day? If it's not too much to ask...that is.
Lady Une- Hmm...What class are you in?
Noin- Uh...S-2-1...I think Treize is suppose to visit our class tomorrow, and-
Lady Une- I'll do it! *Noin sweatdrops*
Noin- Here's what you need to know. 1- Heero always has some
sort of weapon, so be careful.
2- Duo live in the church, and he gets
all tense when you mention test, cooties, or when you talk about Shinigami. He belives that that's him.
He's a motor mouth.
3- Relena likes Heero. She'll do anything...she's...desperate...she ALWAYS tries to kiss him.
4-Quatre is a pacifist. He's usually the good one.
5- Trowa uses some sort of board to communicate.
6- Wufei yells about justice, dihonor, Nataku, and women...Maybe disrespect, but not all the time. I think that's all you need to know.
Lady Une- Okay...I'll get to it. *Looks at watch* Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta get to Treize's in...10 minutes! Uh...I gotta go...Bye Noin.
Noin- Bye.
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*Next, next, NEXT Sunday*
Quatre- Where's Miss Noin?
Duo- She probably found Milliardo in the broom closet.
Trowa- *On board* You're disgusting! That's not the nicest thing to say you know?
Wufei- You ARE dihonorable. 10 buck says that you're wrong all the way Maxwell.
Duo- You're on! Uh...how much is 10? I just forgot 2 minutes ago.
Quatre- Do we HAVE to go over this AGAIN? It's 5 plus 5.
Duo- AH! So it's Bagillon and Bagillion! I get it!!! Sorry Wufei,
but I don't have bagillion and bagillion bucks. So...
Enough with that! Hey...Heero...where's your Wewena?
Heero- In the ditch.
Wufei- In the ditch? Why did you do that?
Duo- Yeah! Why didn't you just kill her with that new
semi-semi-semi-altomodic merchandice gum?
Trowa- *On board* Don't you mean 'Semi-automatic machine gun'?
*Quatre reads to Duo.*
Duo- Whatever. So why didn't you Heero?
Heero- Cause if I killed her now, I wouldn't be able to kill her later.
Duo- So kill half of her now, and the other half later. Simple as that.
Wufei- Or kill Duo now, and save Relena for later.
Quatre- You guys! We're in a church! We can't kill anybody! It's not right! God'll NEVER forgive us!
Heero- All the better to do it here.
Duo- But Shinigami will!
Trowa- *On board* Shh! Someone's coming!
Duo- Did you say something Trowa?
Quatre- Someone's coming!
Heero- If anyone needs me...besides Relena, I'll be in the cabinet.
*Walks off into the cabinet, and closes the door*
Duo- I wonder what kind of weapon he brought today.
Heero- *From the cabinet...of course!* A semi-automatic machine gun.
Duo- I knew that!
*The door creaks open, and a little girl pops her head
through she looks very, very dirty.*
Duo- If you're looking for Heero he's in the-MMPPHHH!!!! WUFEI!!!
Wufei- He's not here. He just left. He-MMMPPPHHH!!!GGAAHH!!
Duo- He went home...do to stomache pains! Yeah! That's it!
He got constipated!!! He HAD to go home. Besides...If you don't stop...speading COOTIES!!! Then he'll never get 'un-constipated'!
Relena- OH, NO!!! That's weally bad!
Quatre- Do you think that we should open those doors? I mean...He could sufficate.
Duo- Yeah! But he deserves it!
Heero- *From cabinet* I heard that!
Relena- What was that?
Duo- Oh..nothing...!
Relena- No...I'm suwe that I heawd something.
Duo- If you must know...It's the COOTIE MONSTER!!!
Wufei- I almost pity his dishonorable soul...almost.
Quatre- You guys. I relly think that we should-
Mysterious person that rudly interrupted Quatre- GOOD MORNING CLASS!!! I am...*Goes up to the chalkboard and starts to write her name* Miss Une! But...*puts her glasses on* When I put my glasses on I am-
Duo- BATMAN!!! Don, non, non, na, don, non, non, na...BATMAN!!!!!
Miss Une- You. What's your name boy?
Duo- My name? *Une nods* If you must know...I...am...SHINIGAMI!!! *Everybody sweatdrops...including Heero who is hearing this whole conversation.*
Miss Une- You must be Duo. Well...as I continue, when I put my glasses on I am-
Duo- SHINIGAM~I!!! SHINIGAMI!!! SHINI-SHINI-SHINIGAM~I!!! SHINI~~~GAMI!!!
Miss Une- I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!!! GO SIT BY THAT CABINET!!!!!!
Duo- Fine! Looks like it's just you, and me Heero...sadly...at least someone will liste- no...he doesn't do that either! AGH!!! My life is way to hard to live!
Miss Une- When I put my glasses on, I am-
Duo- And as Shinigami, I shall sing! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! THE STUPID CABINET'S LOCKED! SHIINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI~ Hello Miss Une! May I help you? NO!!! Don't come ANY closer! You'll give me COOTIES!!! *Holds up his crucifix* BACK! BACK! BACK I SAY!!! YOU'LL GIVE US ALL COOTIES! ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL! THEY GIVE US PURE-GOOD-GUY-MEN COOTIES, AND BAD IDEAS!!!! GET! OR YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER~!
Quatre- Do you even know what a 'lawyer' is?
Duo- Yes! I do! I just don't have one! *Everyone face faults, and sweat drops.* WHAT???!!!
Miss Une- If you interrupt me one more time then I'll shoot you!
Heero- *From cabinet* Hey! I think I'm gonna look up to her now!
Relena- You shouldn't play with guns Miss Une. Heewo might get to like you! And that's bad!
Heero- *From cabinet* NO!!! THAT'S GOOD!!! I LOOK UP TO GUNNED PEOPLE!!! NOT PACIFIST!!!
Relena- HEEWO!!! You'we hewe! I knew that you woved me!!!
Heero- HELP!!!
Duo- Don't worry! The cabinet thing is locked, and I know the combination! It's 0- 2 turns to the right, 5- 3 left hand turns, 4- 1 turn to the right, and 6- 4 turns to the left!
Relena- GOT IT!!! I got it all witten down! Thank you Duo! Lessee! *Goes to the cabinet, and uses the combination to unlock it.*
Wufei- Duo FINALLY remembers something important, and he tells the enemy. What a dishonorable woman. Now I shall isolate my soul from the rest, hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm...*Meditates*
*Relena opens the door, and Heero stares blankly. Relena throws her arms around him.*
Duo- LET GO OF HIM YOU PERVERTED COOTIE INFESTED WHIMP!!!
Heero- What Duo said!!! *Chokes*
Wufei- He needs personal space!!! Unhand our friend at once!!!
*5 minutes later, after the hostage Heero is let free from murderous arms*
Miss Une- This is going to be harder than I thought. Alright! Stop mourning, and get in your seats!!! *Everyone does so. Heero sits between Duo and Trowa...just to be safe.* Okay. I am Miss Une. But when I put my glasses on...*Puts on glasses* I am- Duo! Don't say a word!!! I am Lady Une.
Duo- Ooo! Ahh! Pretty rims!
Quatre- Duo!
Lady Une- *Takes glasses off.* Alright children. *Smiles* I am your substitute. Since Miss Noin is not here. *passes out bibles.* Today, we will be doing skits. This should be fun. Also, Mr. Treize would like this class doing a play. A little play. I will assign parts after the skits, oh! But we need to decide which play. We'll do that later.
Heero- *Raises hand, Une motions him to talk* Could you put your glasses on? I like mean people. *Une sweat drops, and smiles while everyone else face faults*
Miss Une- Maybe later. We must finish the assignment. *Giggles*
Duo- Could you stop that? Sappy people are NOT welcomed.
Miss Une- Very well. *Une puts on glasses.
Lady Une- Is this better you imp? Yes? No? I don't care what YOU think!!! Now turn you books to page 57! NOW!!!
Duo- I said SAPPY people weren't welcome.
Lady Une- I don't follow you! (Neither do I) Open your books!!!
Quatre- What time is it?
Lady Une- What's a matter? Can't tell time?
Duo- What do you think? He's 6, he doesn't have a job, and he just started 1st grade! OF COURSE HE CAN'T TELL TIME!!!
Quatre- Yes I can, but you head is in front of the clock, and I can't see it.
Duo- Oh...I knew that...?
Lady Une- Have you imps turn to page 57, or do I have to turn it for you?
Duo- I'm quite capable of turnin- OW!!! I got a paper cut!!! I'll never turn pages again! I need help!
Quatre- Here. I'll give you a hand. *Turns pages for him*
Duo- Didn't I just say that I was capable of turning the pages?
Trowa- *On board, and starts to bang* Don't be mean to Quatre! Unless you want 29 cootie infested older sisters piled on top of you!
Quatre- Yeah, or you might even end up in a dress!
Lady Une- *pulles off her glasses*
Miss Une- Shall we begin? *Giggles*
Duo- Didn't I tell you that sappy people are un-MPH!!! QUATRE!!!
Miss Une- *Giggles* Let's start.
*30 minutes later*
Miss Une- Duo. You were suppose to get the staff.
Duo- *Picks up staff* Hmm...*Holds chin* Ah...I AM SHINIGAMI!!!
Miss Une- Duo. Please. Alright. Let's decide which play we should do.
Duo- I have a suggestion!
Miss Une- Yes Duo?
Duo- The attack of SHINIGAMI!!!
Miss Une- No! I'm sorry, but we can't do that.
Duo- The attack of the talking tolits? YEAH!!! Heero can be CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!! *Duo starts running around yelling about Shinigami*
*The door opens*
Duo- AHH!!! It's either a talking tolit, or...THE COOTIE MONSTER!!!
Miss Une- Hello Mr. Treize, Duo. Go sit down. *Duo soars to his seat*
Mr. Treize- Hello Miss Une. How's c-class? And why is everybody staring at us?
Miss Une- What? Oh...go back to work.
Mr. Treize- Can I speak with you outside...please?
Duo- Can WE go outside? Hey! Mr. Tracy! What happened to your eye brows? Did they grow double, or did you pluck them that way?
Miss Une- DUO!!! Umm...yes. You may speak with me outside. Class. I'll be right back, so Trowa you're incharge. Duo. Just...Don't move. *Une, and Treize leave*
Duo- Alright! *Goes up to window, by the door, and looks out. (The windows are sound proof, along with the doors and walls. That's why their class never gets in trouble for being loud in the quiet church) And locks the door* EWW~! They're kissing!!! Tracy has been infested with cooties!!! EWW!!!
Quatre- What? Lemme see! EWW!!! Their tongues are in the wrong mouth!!!
Duo- They traded tongues? GROSS!!!
Relena- How womantic!!! Heewo! Give me a kiss!!!
Heero- (Cencored, cencored, cencored, cencorin') no!!!
Relena- Heewo HATES me?
Everybody- YES!!! (Including a HUGE answer on Trowa's chalkboard)
*Outside*
Miss Une- I better be getting back to class, I mean MY class. Bye Treize. *Waves, and tries to open the door* What? It's locked? *Une sees Duo from the inside* Duo! Open the door!
*Inside*
Duo- *Peeks out of the window* Look at Une trying to get in! HA!!! Oh no! Better play dumb. *Leans over, and put his hand up to his ear* What was that Une? I can't hear you! *Une speaks, but to them...she's nothing, but a mute teacher with a spit personality. Duo shruggs and walks away* I can't understand you!
Trowa- *On board* You idiot! She wants in! Open the door, or I'll tell on you! *Quatre reads to Duo*
Duo- *Frowns* Geez Trowa! You're SO boring!!! *Unlocks door, and opens it Miss Une walks in* What happened Miss Une? Why didn't you open the door?
Miss Une- Because it wasn't open.
Duo- Uh-huh! If it wasn't open, then how did you just walk in?
Miss Une- Because- FORGET IT!!! CLASS DIS~MISSED!!!
Everyone- YEA!!!
*Everybody runs out of the run*
Duo- LOOK OUT AHEAD! STAMPEDE OF 6 YEAR-OLDS COMIN' THROUGH!
Miss Une- How does Noin do this? *Une goes to the front office*
Secretary- Miss Une? You have a call on line 1.
Miss Une- Thank you. *Goes to another room, and picks up the phone* Hello? Miss Une speaking. How may I help you?
Other Line- So Une? How'd it go?
Miss Une- How the (cencored) do you put up with them? *Static* Where are you? The reception is really bad *Static*
Noin- Oh! I'm in the Bahamma's with Milliardo! *Dial tone* Une? Une? UNE???!!! Hn...hmm...Must have been disconnected.
*In the church*
Une- Curse you NOIN!!! Curse you!!! *I* could be in the Bahammas with Treize! Curse you!!!
To Be Continued...
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Author's note- Review!!! PUH-LEEZE??? If you do, and we get really good one...
Part 5 will get here soon!!! REVIEW!!!!
Disclaimers- We don't own these people...we just borrow them to make
up really psychaotic stories. Were not makin' any money...so don't sue! Enjoy! '
Warning- Relena bashing...beware. Relena fans...sorry. She's not our
fav character.
Part 4- (Written by S27)
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*The Saturday before next, next, NEXT Sunday*
Noin- So Une? How's the 6th grade class?
Lady Une- Quite well. They all listen to me, they clean, they learn,
they do everything, but flunk. And they NEVER act up.
Noin- You must either be a really good teacher, or they're so
afraid of you that they're FORCED to do well.
Lady Une- What's your problem? Spit it out.
Noin- *Takes a breath.* Well...my class is really out of control.
Do you think you could sub? Just for 1 day? If it's not too much to ask...that is.
Lady Une- Hmm...What class are you in?
Noin- Uh...S-2-1...I think Treize is suppose to visit our class tomorrow, and-
Lady Une- I'll do it! *Noin sweatdrops*
Noin- Here's what you need to know. 1- Heero always has some
sort of weapon, so be careful.
2- Duo live in the church, and he gets
all tense when you mention test, cooties, or when you talk about Shinigami. He belives that that's him.
He's a motor mouth.
3- Relena likes Heero. She'll do anything...she's...desperate...she ALWAYS tries to kiss him.
4-Quatre is a pacifist. He's usually the good one.
5- Trowa uses some sort of board to communicate.
6- Wufei yells about justice, dihonor, Nataku, and women...Maybe disrespect, but not all the time. I think that's all you need to know.
Lady Une- Okay...I'll get to it. *Looks at watch* Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta get to Treize's in...10 minutes! Uh...I gotta go...Bye Noin.
Noin- Bye.
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*Next, next, NEXT Sunday*
Quatre- Where's Miss Noin?
Duo- She probably found Milliardo in the broom closet.
Trowa- *On board* You're disgusting! That's not the nicest thing to say you know?
Wufei- You ARE dihonorable. 10 buck says that you're wrong all the way Maxwell.
Duo- You're on! Uh...how much is 10? I just forgot 2 minutes ago.
Quatre- Do we HAVE to go over this AGAIN? It's 5 plus 5.
Duo- AH! So it's Bagillon and Bagillion! I get it!!! Sorry Wufei,
but I don't have bagillion and bagillion bucks. So...
Enough with that! Hey...Heero...where's your Wewena?
Heero- In the ditch.
Wufei- In the ditch? Why did you do that?
Duo- Yeah! Why didn't you just kill her with that new
semi-semi-semi-altomodic merchandice gum?
Trowa- *On board* Don't you mean 'Semi-automatic machine gun'?
*Quatre reads to Duo.*
Duo- Whatever. So why didn't you Heero?
Heero- Cause if I killed her now, I wouldn't be able to kill her later.
Duo- So kill half of her now, and the other half later. Simple as that.
Wufei- Or kill Duo now, and save Relena for later.
Quatre- You guys! We're in a church! We can't kill anybody! It's not right! God'll NEVER forgive us!
Heero- All the better to do it here.
Duo- But Shinigami will!
Trowa- *On board* Shh! Someone's coming!
Duo- Did you say something Trowa?
Quatre- Someone's coming!
Heero- If anyone needs me...besides Relena, I'll be in the cabinet.
*Walks off into the cabinet, and closes the door*
Duo- I wonder what kind of weapon he brought today.
Heero- *From the cabinet...of course!* A semi-automatic machine gun.
Duo- I knew that!
*The door creaks open, and a little girl pops her head
through she looks very, very dirty.*
Duo- If you're looking for Heero he's in the-MMPPHHH!!!! WUFEI!!!
Wufei- He's not here. He just left. He-MMMPPPHHH!!!GGAAHH!!
Duo- He went home...do to stomache pains! Yeah! That's it!
He got constipated!!! He HAD to go home. Besides...If you don't stop...speading COOTIES!!! Then he'll never get 'un-constipated'!
Relena- OH, NO!!! That's weally bad!
Quatre- Do you think that we should open those doors? I mean...He could sufficate.
Duo- Yeah! But he deserves it!
Heero- *From cabinet* I heard that!
Relena- What was that?
Duo- Oh..nothing...!
Relena- No...I'm suwe that I heawd something.
Duo- If you must know...It's the COOTIE MONSTER!!!
Wufei- I almost pity his dishonorable soul...almost.
Quatre- You guys. I relly think that we should-
Mysterious person that rudly interrupted Quatre- GOOD MORNING CLASS!!! I am...*Goes up to the chalkboard and starts to write her name* Miss Une! But...*puts her glasses on* When I put my glasses on I am-
Duo- BATMAN!!! Don, non, non, na, don, non, non, na...BATMAN!!!!!
Miss Une- You. What's your name boy?
Duo- My name? *Une nods* If you must know...I...am...SHINIGAMI!!! *Everybody sweatdrops...including Heero who is hearing this whole conversation.*
Miss Une- You must be Duo. Well...as I continue, when I put my glasses on I am-
Duo- SHINIGAM~I!!! SHINIGAMI!!! SHINI-SHINI-SHINIGAM~I!!! SHINI~~~GAMI!!!
Miss Une- I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!!! GO SIT BY THAT CABINET!!!!!!
Duo- Fine! Looks like it's just you, and me Heero...sadly...at least someone will liste- no...he doesn't do that either! AGH!!! My life is way to hard to live!
Miss Une- When I put my glasses on, I am-
Duo- And as Shinigami, I shall sing! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI ROCKS! THE STUPID CABINET'S LOCKED! SHIINIGAMI ROCKS! SHINIGAMI~ Hello Miss Une! May I help you? NO!!! Don't come ANY closer! You'll give me COOTIES!!! *Holds up his crucifix* BACK! BACK! BACK I SAY!!! YOU'LL GIVE US ALL COOTIES! ALL WOMEN ARE EVIL! THEY GIVE US PURE-GOOD-GUY-MEN COOTIES, AND BAD IDEAS!!!! GET! OR YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER~!
Quatre- Do you even know what a 'lawyer' is?
Duo- Yes! I do! I just don't have one! *Everyone face faults, and sweat drops.* WHAT???!!!
Miss Une- If you interrupt me one more time then I'll shoot you!
Heero- *From cabinet* Hey! I think I'm gonna look up to her now!
Relena- You shouldn't play with guns Miss Une. Heewo might get to like you! And that's bad!
Heero- *From cabinet* NO!!! THAT'S GOOD!!! I LOOK UP TO GUNNED PEOPLE!!! NOT PACIFIST!!!
Relena- HEEWO!!! You'we hewe! I knew that you woved me!!!
Heero- HELP!!!
Duo- Don't worry! The cabinet thing is locked, and I know the combination! It's 0- 2 turns to the right, 5- 3 left hand turns, 4- 1 turn to the right, and 6- 4 turns to the left!
Relena- GOT IT!!! I got it all witten down! Thank you Duo! Lessee! *Goes to the cabinet, and uses the combination to unlock it.*
Wufei- Duo FINALLY remembers something important, and he tells the enemy. What a dishonorable woman. Now I shall isolate my soul from the rest, hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm...*Meditates*
*Relena opens the door, and Heero stares blankly. Relena throws her arms around him.*
Duo- LET GO OF HIM YOU PERVERTED COOTIE INFESTED WHIMP!!!
Heero- What Duo said!!! *Chokes*
Wufei- He needs personal space!!! Unhand our friend at once!!!
*5 minutes later, after the hostage Heero is let free from murderous arms*
Miss Une- This is going to be harder than I thought. Alright! Stop mourning, and get in your seats!!! *Everyone does so. Heero sits between Duo and Trowa...just to be safe.* Okay. I am Miss Une. But when I put my glasses on...*Puts on glasses* I am- Duo! Don't say a word!!! I am Lady Une.
Duo- Ooo! Ahh! Pretty rims!
Quatre- Duo!
Lady Une- *Takes glasses off.* Alright children. *Smiles* I am your substitute. Since Miss Noin is not here. *passes out bibles.* Today, we will be doing skits. This should be fun. Also, Mr. Treize would like this class doing a play. A little play. I will assign parts after the skits, oh! But we need to decide which play. We'll do that later.
Heero- *Raises hand, Une motions him to talk* Could you put your glasses on? I like mean people. *Une sweat drops, and smiles while everyone else face faults*
Miss Une- Maybe later. We must finish the assignment. *Giggles*
Duo- Could you stop that? Sappy people are NOT welcomed.
Miss Une- Very well. *Une puts on glasses.
Lady Une- Is this better you imp? Yes? No? I don't care what YOU think!!! Now turn you books to page 57! NOW!!!
Duo- I said SAPPY people weren't welcome.
Lady Une- I don't follow you! (Neither do I) Open your books!!!
Quatre- What time is it?
Lady Une- What's a matter? Can't tell time?
Duo- What do you think? He's 6, he doesn't have a job, and he just started 1st grade! OF COURSE HE CAN'T TELL TIME!!!
Quatre- Yes I can, but you head is in front of the clock, and I can't see it.
Duo- Oh...I knew that...?
Lady Une- Have you imps turn to page 57, or do I have to turn it for you?
Duo- I'm quite capable of turnin- OW!!! I got a paper cut!!! I'll never turn pages again! I need help!
Quatre- Here. I'll give you a hand. *Turns pages for him*
Duo- Didn't I just say that I was capable of turning the pages?
Trowa- *On board, and starts to bang* Don't be mean to Quatre! Unless you want 29 cootie infested older sisters piled on top of you!
Quatre- Yeah, or you might even end up in a dress!
Lady Une- *pulles off her glasses*
Miss Une- Shall we begin? *Giggles*
Duo- Didn't I tell you that sappy people are un-MPH!!! QUATRE!!!
Miss Une- *Giggles* Let's start.
*30 minutes later*
Miss Une- Duo. You were suppose to get the staff.
Duo- *Picks up staff* Hmm...*Holds chin* Ah...I AM SHINIGAMI!!!
Miss Une- Duo. Please. Alright. Let's decide which play we should do.
Duo- I have a suggestion!
Miss Une- Yes Duo?
Duo- The attack of SHINIGAMI!!!
Miss Une- No! I'm sorry, but we can't do that.
Duo- The attack of the talking tolits? YEAH!!! Heero can be CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!! *Duo starts running around yelling about Shinigami*
*The door opens*
Duo- AHH!!! It's either a talking tolit, or...THE COOTIE MONSTER!!!
Miss Une- Hello Mr. Treize, Duo. Go sit down. *Duo soars to his seat*
Mr. Treize- Hello Miss Une. How's c-class? And why is everybody staring at us?
Miss Une- What? Oh...go back to work.
Mr. Treize- Can I speak with you outside...please?
Duo- Can WE go outside? Hey! Mr. Tracy! What happened to your eye brows? Did they grow double, or did you pluck them that way?
Miss Une- DUO!!! Umm...yes. You may speak with me outside. Class. I'll be right back, so Trowa you're incharge. Duo. Just...Don't move. *Une, and Treize leave*
Duo- Alright! *Goes up to window, by the door, and looks out. (The windows are sound proof, along with the doors and walls. That's why their class never gets in trouble for being loud in the quiet church) And locks the door* EWW~! They're kissing!!! Tracy has been infested with cooties!!! EWW!!!
Quatre- What? Lemme see! EWW!!! Their tongues are in the wrong mouth!!!
Duo- They traded tongues? GROSS!!!
Relena- How womantic!!! Heewo! Give me a kiss!!!
Heero- (Cencored, cencored, cencored, cencorin') no!!!
Relena- Heewo HATES me?
Everybody- YES!!! (Including a HUGE answer on Trowa's chalkboard)
*Outside*
Miss Une- I better be getting back to class, I mean MY class. Bye Treize. *Waves, and tries to open the door* What? It's locked? *Une sees Duo from the inside* Duo! Open the door!
*Inside*
Duo- *Peeks out of the window* Look at Une trying to get in! HA!!! Oh no! Better play dumb. *Leans over, and put his hand up to his ear* What was that Une? I can't hear you! *Une speaks, but to them...she's nothing, but a mute teacher with a spit personality. Duo shruggs and walks away* I can't understand you!
Trowa- *On board* You idiot! She wants in! Open the door, or I'll tell on you! *Quatre reads to Duo*
Duo- *Frowns* Geez Trowa! You're SO boring!!! *Unlocks door, and opens it Miss Une walks in* What happened Miss Une? Why didn't you open the door?
Miss Une- Because it wasn't open.
Duo- Uh-huh! If it wasn't open, then how did you just walk in?
Miss Une- Because- FORGET IT!!! CLASS DIS~MISSED!!!
Everyone- YEA!!!
*Everybody runs out of the run*
Duo- LOOK OUT AHEAD! STAMPEDE OF 6 YEAR-OLDS COMIN' THROUGH!
Miss Une- How does Noin do this? *Une goes to the front office*
Secretary- Miss Une? You have a call on line 1.
Miss Une- Thank you. *Goes to another room, and picks up the phone* Hello? Miss Une speaking. How may I help you?
Other Line- So Une? How'd it go?
Miss Une- How the (cencored) do you put up with them? *Static* Where are you? The reception is really bad *Static*
Noin- Oh! I'm in the Bahamma's with Milliardo! *Dial tone* Une? Une? UNE???!!! Hn...hmm...Must have been disconnected.
*In the church*
Une- Curse you NOIN!!! Curse you!!! *I* could be in the Bahammas with Treize! Curse you!!!
To Be Continued...
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Author's note- Review!!! PUH-LEEZE??? If you do, and we get really good one...
Part 5 will get here soon!!! REVIEW!!!!