56. The Doctor once again hates jelly babies.

57. His new obsession is bananas.

58. Taking his bananas is unwise and could result in bodily harm.

59. If you have a banana, expect to share.

60. Actually, expect to give him the bigger half.

61. Oh what the heck, just give the man the banana!

62. Insulting bananas, no matter what they do to you is bad for your health.

63. Unless you knew her, do not ask about Rose Tyler because the Doctor will clam up and not speak to you for days. This is no fault of your own, It's just that Rose was special to him.

64. If he starts comparing you to Rose call him out on it because it is wrong of him.

65. Never comment on the lameness of a sonic screwdriver. You'll regret it.

66. Always remind the Doctor to put the shields up on the T.A.R.D.I.S.

67. The Doctor has a symbiotic nucleus that bonds him with the T.A.R.D.I.S. and allows him to control her. So while he might (and we stress this might) be okay with you flying the T.A.R.I.S., the T.A.R.D.I.S. might not be.

68. Unless she likes you.

69. It is a good idea to stay on the T.A.R.D.I.S.'s good side…unless you like sludge dumped on you in the middle of a freezing cold shower, and other such shenanigans.

70. We cannot stress enough that the T.A.R.I.D.S. is alive.

71. She is also telepathic and gets inside your head to translate alien languages.

72. If the doctor tells you not to eat something there is usually a reason behind it, so whatever it is…DON'T EAT IT!

73. Singing "Oh Mickey, You So Fine" is really annoying.

74. so is calling the Doctor "Professor". coughACEcough

75. The only time the Doctor will kiss you or anything else is if your life or the life of millions is at stake.

76. The Doctor now has an oral fixation. It's gross but if you comment on it he will deny it the lick something ten minutes later.

wow!! i got soooooooo many reviews! this is exciting! thanks to all the people who reviewed! I LOVE YOU!! as for those of you who saw changes that need to be made in other chapters, thankyou. unfortunately i don't know how to change it and save the changes to the story. sorry. p.s. looking for a beta