Phoebe, you are in deep poo now. I salute you. Hilariousness ahead and some spoilers.
The brunette sat in her little emo corner, dreading what might happen if she didn't watch her condition. Horrible little images of Rayman and her suddenly began to pop into her head, the mental images were too much for the poor teen, so she began to hit her head against the stone wall, not stopping until the images went away replaced with pain. "Ow..." She mumbled. Finally seeing that it was safe, she stood.
"Oh Phoebe~" She heard Rayman say in a weird tone. Turning, she saw Rayman laying on the pile of clothes, circling the spot next to him with a finger. He also had a really cocky grin plastered onto his face. "Are you fantisizing about me?" He asked, Phoebe turned red. How did he know that? It wasn't her fault! It was the potion! Well... most of it was.
"Shut up Rayman! You were acting all weird earlier and now it's affecting me as well. Are you still high on that potion or something?" She asked, eyebrow raised. Rayman had no idea what she was talking about.
"What potion? and what do you mean that I was acting weird earlier? Is that why my cheek throbs so much?" He questioned. Phoebe couldn't believe this, he totally forgot everything, even that kiss. For some reason, she couldn't help but feel slightly hurt that he would forget, but shook the feeling off.
"Its nothing, just forget I said anything." She gave him an empty smile and walked near the record player. Feeling a hand on her shoulder, she shook it off and just remained quiet.
"There's something you're not telling me Phoebe. What happened?" He asked sternly. The hard look in his eyes almost got her to reply, but the bell rang signalling the beginning of the second round of games. The guard came in and grabbed the two prisoners before they could say anything more.
First game, launch the rabbid to at least 500 feet. Phoebe and Rayman were at first put close together, but once the green light flashed for the start, Phoebe pumped as hard and fast as she could to get away from Rayman, speeding on ahead as he was close behind. All that she really wanted was to get away from him, so much that she forgot about the competition and the rabbid flew over 700 feet. His head going straight into a boulder. The crowd cheered at his numerous injuries.
Second game, carrot throwing. Rayman was handed numerous very VERY sharp carrots, and Phoebe was led away. There was a large red curtain and it lifted, revealing Phoebe tied to a wheel, limbs spread and eyes and mouth covered. Rayman's face went white seeing this and suddenly knowing what to do. He had five carrots to throw. All the rabbids sniggered and span the wheel. Phoebe swallowed and prayed to God that he had better aim than her. Because she doubted there was any medical help within a five miles radius.
Rayman threw the first carrot, it landed just next to her leg. The next one landed near her arm. The wheel sped up and Phoebe was starting to feel sick. Rayman threw the fourth, and it just grazed her waist as it hit the wheel. Phoebe gulped, feeling the draft from the torn piece of fabric on her side. Rayman sweated a bit, focusing. He threw the last one, and it hit just barely in between her thighs. The wheel stopped and she breathed in relief. The rabbids cut her down, grumbling. After five minutes of barfing in a baggie, the two were let out of the portal and they headed to the third one.
Phoebe passed Rayman, head hung low as she walked to the next portal. Rayman grabbed her before she walked inside. "Darn it Phoebe! Talk to me already! What happened?" He asked, she looked away. He lifted her face so that her eyes were looking directly into his. "Tell. Me. What. Happened." He stated. Phoebe narrowed her eyes and grabbed him by the shirtfront with her free hand. Pulling him up close.
"You tell me, my first kiss is gone and my breath reeks of carrots." She snapped, and walked away. Rayman smelled his breath, it smelled of carrots. The rabbids oooooohed at Rayman who's eyes were wide now and mouth agape.
"I WHAT?" He asked, and ran after Phoebe.
Inside
The stage was set up all pink and stuff. Phoebe and Rayman were led to the two spots in front and waited. 'Girls just wanna have fun' started to play. Both Phoebe and Rayman groaned, this song was TORTURE! Rayman began to dance and so did Phoebe, they forced smiles even though what they really wanted to do was run out of there screaming with fingers plugged into their ears. Phoebe twirled about, not knowing that she accidently flashed her panties at the roaring Rabbid crowd.
Rayman scowled at all the wolfwhistles he was hearing. It was sickening on how perverted all these rabbids were. Lay off! She's m- WOAH, no she's not, she's just a friend who I am protecting. But a little voice inside his head nagged.
You like her and you know it! Rayman shook his head, shooing the voice away as the song ended. Phoebe ran off the stage afterwards and out of the portal, where the Rabbids have definetly increased and were just screaming "DAAAAAAAAA!" now.
Rayman followed her, walking behind her as she pushed open the large gate. "Did I really... um, you know..." He hinted. She didn't answer right away.
"Yeah." She said simply. "But enough of that, we'll talk about that later when we're alone, not surrounded by moronic rabbids." Then walked inside. Rayman ran after her.
Last round
It was set up like a mall, stores open and everything. The end was when they got to the exit of the mall, which was on the other side. Guns cocked and ready, Rayman and Phoebe ran in and began to shoot all the rabbids inside the store they were in, which happened to be a dress shop. One rabbid dressed like it was ready for prom, got shot in the belly and screamed at them. It lunged at them, Rayman pushed Phoebe out of the way and punched it square in the face with a rocket fist. It fell down with a black eye and a tooth missing.
Phoebe rolled behind a bench, shooting the two rabbids in the trash can and stomping on the unfortunate rabbid who decided to come from underneath the bench and take a peek at her panties. Rayman shot at all of the surrounding rabbids around them, some fell through the skylights above. They had on nightvision goggles even though it was only the afternoon. Phoebe pointed to a womens underwear store, signalling that they hide in there next. Rayman shook his head no and absolutely refused to go into a place with so many lacy panties and bras.
"Suck it up and be a man!" Phoebe hissed, and grabbed his hand, dragging him into the store just before a large anvil hit where they were last at. Rayman stayed as far as he could from the lingerie section, while Phoebe kept a look out for the rabbids.
"Can we get out of here now?" Rayman asked, following Phoebe around the store. She picked up a leopard spotted thong left behind on the tiled ground. Rayman looked like he was going to die of embarrassment in here. His face was totally flushed and he was biting his lower lip.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Screamed a rabbid from above. Rayman looked up to see five rabbids with pitchforks, all wearing leopard spotted thongs. He felt like he was going to be sick seeing all this. One of the rabbids pressed a button, and the ground began to shake.
"Uh, Rayman..." Phoebe said. He looked where she was looking to see a wall with a rabbid picture in breifs move aside and a large boulder made completely out of underwear mashed together came rolling at them. They both screamed along with some other rabbids who happened to be in the store, browsing through some underwear.
Running at a rapid pace, both raymanian and human rushed out of the lingerie shop, the ball running over some incoming rabbids. They dove into another store, the ball trapping them inside. "Ooof... my head..." Phoebe groaned out. Rayman sat up with a thong on his head. Phoebe laughed at him until he ripped it off with a flustered expression.
The rest of the journey out of the mall was successful, save for the few times they nearly got hit by flying articles of food, clothing, and one time, a flaming christmas tree shot out of a cannon. It left both of them running for their lives. Rabbids had also hitched a ride on the tree and got burned into charcoal bits. The last encounter was twenty rabbids with machine guns. Rayman had to think fast, one false move, and they were all dead. Remembering what happened at the first shooting gallery, he hit the intercom button with a plunger and it began to start playing loud rock music. All the rabbids danced hard.
They both shot all the rabbids down and even found a baby globox, trembling in fear underneath one of the potted plants. It clung onto it'd uncle Rayman for dear life. "Thank you thank you thank you thank you-" It kept saying the entire time they were dragged back to the cell. Even when Rayman released it through the window it wouldn't stop. They both could hear the fading thank yous as the baby left. Phoebe stuck the second toilet plunger above the first.
"Two down, even more to go." Phoebe said, scratching her head. She felt a hand on her waist and all of a sudden she was rocketed backwards into Rayman.
"So... about what we were talking about earlier..." Rayman said, she could see a small tint of pink across his face as he said it. They could hear the snickers of rabbids in the walkway above, but were ignored.
Phoebe stroked his chin and batted her eyelashes flirtatiously as she spoke. "About what earlier?" She said in a slow, teasing voice. Rayman swallowed hard and looked away for a second, trying to reclaim some of his lost dignity. He was losing this battle of wits really badly. He tightened his grip on her waist and stroked her curves. She would have probably slapped him earlier if the movement hadn't caught her by surprise.
"What exactly happened then?" Rayman asked, prying for the answer. They could hear the 'ooooohhhh's coming from the rabbids.
"You ate a drugged carrot and suddenly got all hormonal on me. You also did... numerous things." She said, letting him try to imagine what happened.
This is humiliating! I can't believe I'm letting her take control over me like this, I gotta turn the tables somehow... Rayman thought. Without warning, he pushed her against the wall, and the rabbids started to press their faces against the glass. "Like?" He asked, eyes hard and boring into her brown ones.
"Like this." She hooked her finger into his shirt collar and gave him a light peck on the lips. His entire face flushed red as she walked away from him, dark green eyes following her. "And that was just a little one, you planted one and even slipped in a tongue." She said with a smirk. Rayman had never felt so embarrased in his whole life, his face was the same color of a tomato.
