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Storm cracked his neck as he watched Naruko enter the Academy with her friends and behind his mask, had a smile. "Ah, graduation, the meaning of entering the next level of maturity…well, depends on one's view anyways." He thought as he looked up at the Hokage Monument. "…Time for a bold, unstoppable plan." He said to himself.

*Classroom*

"Alright class, it is now the moment you've all waited for since you came here years ago." Iruka, teacher of the class spoke up, gaining everyone's attention as he gave them a smile. "Today you'll take your exams to become a Genin. Since I want to see all of you graduate, I want to have the entire class practice on the basic three techniques to make sure everything is in-"

"STORM!" a voice called out in anger.

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU SNEAK!"

"Kuhahahaha! Admit it; you're just jealous you guys don't have the guts to do what I do. Dorks, losers, wannabes! You didn't even notice my work till I was done!" the voice of Storm from outside as everyone ran to the windows to see Storm being chased by Chūnin and Jōnin alike as Sasuke let out a whistle. "He does have the guts if he did that." He mused as everyone followed his sight to see a defiled Hokage Monument.

The First Hokage looked like a drunkard and had a speech bubble saying "See my morning wood? It's huge isn't it?"

The Second Hokage looked like a yakuza with his strange sword made of lightning saying "Like my sword? It's absolutely stunning!"

For the Third Hokage "Who're they calling a dirty old monkey?" and his monument looked more like a monkey as a chibi monkey body was drawn underneath the head, scratching its butt.

And finally for the Fourth Hokage: "I flashed Iwa."

Cue instant confusion and laughter for many of the students with the former and with the older ninja with the latter.

The young blonde caved into herself and her seat, "Why me?" she pleaded slightly while covering her face.

She just knew she was going to get into trouble somehow for this!

Stupid Onī-chan!

Iruka gave her a blank look.

"Sorry," she mumbled out.

Is this what they call an over tempered child? Her Servant was certainly child-like.

Sigh...she had been doing that a lot lately.

"GET BACK HERE!"

"Never ya losers!"

"Baka no Onī-chan."

-time skip-

Storm made his triumphant return at the front gate of the academy as he came to pick up Naruko as many Chūnin and Jōnin alike were behind him, exhausted and sobbing their hearts out. And he said, "Now that was a good workout!"

Naruko just gives him a deadpan and told him, "Baka." He embarrassed her in front of the entire class with that stunt! Now she knew she would have to clean up that mess later somehow.

"What? All I did was stealth training and stamina training. And that's a warm-up." he shrugged. "How did you avoid being detected until your work was done?" Sasuke had asked in awe, looking up to his role model with respect. "Trade secret. I can wear an orange jumpsuit and be in a white room and you'll never find me." he replied with a nod of his head. "Eh?" Naruko asked, a sly smile coming to her face, "You sure that isn't your padded room in the nut house~" she teased with cheek, getting some snickers from those around.

"Hah! Like an asylum can hold me. I'm-" Storm retorted before he was interrupted by someone.

"E-excuse me?" a voice spoke up as a girl around their age walked up, her face red as she handed him a flower. "I-I know you don't date anyone but please take this. I'm sorry!" she said as she dashed off as Storm held the flower. "Geez, another girl with a crush on me; and yet she's scared of being rejected. I'm gonna have to take her out on at least one date if that'll make her feel better." he said.

"I'm jealous of you; you have normal girls that admire you like a person, while I get brain dead fan girls." Sasuke grumbled as said fan girls called out to him as he sighed in misery. Out of the corner of the crowd, a certain Hyuga was pushing her fingers while looking at Storm.

"Troublesome, the reputation of the 'Storm of Love' truly exists." Shikamaru noted as Storm looked at him. "I have a nickname like that already?" "Yes," Naruko frowned, "Seriously, stop trying to sway so many hearts." she pointed out, "It isn't good." the young blonde informed, upset all these girls were all around 'her' Onī-chan.

"Sorry, I don't try anything, more like, they are naturally drawn to me." he shrugged.

"Dude, you have the raw sex appeal to make most girls fall for you! Even my sister is crazy for you damn it!" Kiba shouted as Storm looked at him and if one were to see his face, he'd be raising his eyebrow. "Seriously?" he asked as the Inuzuka fell comically. "How dense can you be when it comes to girls?!" he demanded.

"In my defense, I won't know if a girl likes me unless they tell me. I prefer straightforward girls when it comes to confessions. I don't do subtle glances." Storm deadpanned. "True, you are a bit slow on the uptake." Naruko said and hugged his arms, with minor possessiveness, "Let's go home." she said, and starting to pull him with only the strength a girl could have when she wanted it.

"So how's class?" he asked humorously. "Agitating." she informed as his prank made class unbearably embarrassing. "I do hope you didn't try looking ashamed or hide yourself from embarrassment. Arturia can keep her calm in any situation unless it was by surprise. And if you did do that, then expect your training to be much more brutal since you're no longer a cute clueless 4 year old if you let embarrassment get to you." he warned her with a pat on the head.

"I'm a preteen girl, of course I'll get embarrassed." she pointed out his faulty logic, "And Arturia did that when she was older, I still have growing to do, as both a warrior and as a person." she pouted, she could get embarrassed, it was a natural human instinct. "Alright then, we're gonna do weapons training when we get back. Using a two handed weapon is fine and all, but you need to learn to use variety of them." he told her. "Aye, aye, Onii-chan," she said with a mock salute and a small smile on her face as she hugged his arm a bit tighter, just enjoying the time they shared.

*42 minutes later*

Naruko dropped her weapon on the ground as she fell on her back, panting with exhaustion as Storm looked absolutely fine. It was a usual drill of him not holding back as he trained (read torture) her till she got at least one of the basics down. And what they were working on with one type of weapon known as the rapier. Speed and thrusting with agility is what this type of weapon is meant for and in the hands of a master, dangerous. "That should be enough for today. Now you know rapiers with their design can be used to take down heavy armored enemies by exploiting weak points in their armor. You've done better with the rapier than last month." he commented.

Naruko sighed as she recalled the training (torture) he put her through with the weapons training. She was fine with a two handed sword because Excalibur was that kind of sword. But he had her do one handed ones first, working with knives at the start, then one handed swords, and then she was able to use two handed. The training was the kind from hell and she wondered if her Onii-chan had a split personality at times. Because he's childish and goofy when he's out and about, but when it comes to training, he's a veteran of war. But due to being a Heroic Spirit, he must have been a professional because the score right now was 0 for her to his 14,032,693,264,509 in beating him in sparring.

"Well, since tomorrow's graduation...I guess I can take you out for ramen, after all, it's been years since I forbid it and tomorrows an occasion. But remember table manners." he told her sternly.

"Hai~!" the 12 year old panted out, "...Onī-chan?"

"Yes?"

"...I can't feel my legs...again."

Storm merely chuckled and pulled out a green bottle of his 'Stamina Potions' and tossed to her as she drank it. The cooling feeling as she felt her muscles recover was one that she could never get used to even after all the years of drinking the stuff. "Does this make me an addict, Onī-chan?" she joking asked as she licked her lips from the taste of it. "No, you're an addict if you crave for something constantly. The only thing you're addicted to right now be ramen." he deadpanned.

"Eh?! But it's so good." she pouted at him, "You like it too, I know you do...not as much as that fiery mapo tofu though," she muttered to herself. "Nah, I just added something in it so you can enjoy the taste. Hints of vanilla and chocolate; if drunken bland you'd spit it out due to how bitter that medicine is." he added. "Yuck!" She blanched in disgust at the thought.

"Yep."

"So," she said in an eager tone, "Let's go!" she said with childish excitement and ran ahead of him towards Ichiraku Ramen.

The Servant merely shook his head with amusement. "This girl," he said to himself, following his immature Master towards Ichiraku Ramen.

Maybe afterwards they can all watch a movie? Yeah, -that- movie would be just perfect!


-Time skip-

Naruko was just blinking her eyes wide, "Is this, um, accurate?" she asked her brother as the Kyūbi was laughing his ass off inside her head. Of course the giant kitsune watched it too out of curiosity, but the sheer stupidity and a killer rabbit just made his day out of years of boredom being sealed within the brat.

Nimue went to open her mouth, but only fits of giggles escaped her. Though she was a bit peeved at the slight against her, moistened bint eh? Idiot mortal.

"Mostly," the Servant replied with a calm expression, but Naruko knew deep inside, he was laughing. "But these guys parodied the legend to get laughs from the audience. There are some parts that were made up and not real." he told her. "Although I wonder what would happen if Arturia did see this, eh?" he teased with a small nudge of the elbow. "I think she would be Excali-blasting the writer." Naruko muttered to herself.

"This I have no doubt," the water nymph stated with a giggle. What Naruko just said brought forth an idea in Storm, and he was going to unleash a nightmare that'll plague them to days to come. "Speaking of Excalibur...!" Storm said, pulling out a DVD labeled 'Soul Eater'. "I wonder who has a bigger ego, Kyūbi, the infamous AUO, or the Uchiha Clan when they were alive compared to this guy?" he asked as he had a predatory grin under his mask. "Let's watch." the warrior of the holy blade smiled, Storm returned it under his mask.

*After watching several episodes.*

Kyūbi was banging his head against his cage, "Make it stop, make it stop!" the mighty nine tails wailed in agony, "Please by the old man, something, anything make it stop!"

Naruko's eyes were bugged out, "That, no, that blade must never be sentient!"

"I find it funny." Nimue confessed. This caused both Naruko and Kyūbi to stare at her in shock and disbelief.

"You're crazy." the young girl told her.

You know, I just recalled how my legend started. It was a nice Thursday morning." Storm spoke up as he cupped his chin. "Or was it a Friday night. No, definitely Monday, after all, that is a good time to start a legend. Or was it a Tuesday? Wednesday is definite-"

*Bonk*