Mac bonered his way through the crowd, Charlie following him as if he were a dog with meat on his ass. Mac was really close to meeting Ryu, who seemed to be done trainig. Finally, Mac was threerwe with the man of legend, Ryu the Street Fighter.
"Mr Ryu!" Mac ejaculated. (Not in that way, you fucking perverts.) "I'm here for you!"
"Hmm?" Ryu turned around. He was shirtless and all sweaty with sweat dripping down his sweat covered abbs. "Who are you?"
"I'm… your biggest fan, dude," Mac said to Ryu. "Is it okay if I call you Riu, right? I was wondering if you and me could hang out and talk about stuff and maybe fight and touch each other's sweaty bodies."
"What was that?" Ryu asked.
"Oh, oh, nothing, Ryu," Mac said. "But maybe you and I could, uh, spar a little?"
"He's making a pretty good offer," Charlie said.
"Shut up Charli," Mace said. "Well, how about it?"
"I've been pretty occupied lately," Ryu said, "But then again, I can never turn down a chance to spar with a worthy opponent."
"Not so fast!" M. Bison said.
"M Bison!" Ryu exclaimed, turning to face the evil Nazo man.
"And I'm here to!" Frank said.
"Dude what the fuck Frank you're with the Russians now?" Charlie asked.
"No, Charlie, you're fucking retarded," Mac said. "This is a German. They're all Nazis."
"Actually, you're nboth wrong," Frank said. "The Germans banged the Russians, and now we have M. Bison over here."
"Yes! Yes!" Mizson said. "And now, I'm about to bang you for world dimination!"
Bison pulled out his fifty inch kock, and it was glowing red with power. He threw Charlie to the ground and began sodomizing him rapidly like a horse.
"Oh my god!" Charlie screamed. "I'm getting graped!"
"Hey, I didn't tell you to do that," Frank said.
"You think I'd liusten to a pathetic troll like you?" Bison asked.
"Well, maybe it's time for me to show you some true power!" Guile said. "Come with me, Ryu!"
Guild and Ryu took out their cocks, both standing at thirty inches long, and started have sex with each other. Ryu penetrated the other man's angus with his dong, while Mac was busy jerking off.
"Now!" Ryu said. "BUTTSEX HADOKEN!"
He fired a blast of energy out of his hands and at M. Bison, you deflected it awy. The blast went the other way and hit Mac, blasting a hole in his chest.
"Holy shit!" Frank said.
"Ugh… My chest," Mac said, bleding on the ground. "But finally, I was penetrated by Ryu…"
Mac dies.
"GRRR!" Bison said. "NOW! PSYCHO CUM BLAST!"
Bison came, filling Charlie up with radioactive semen. Charlie exploderated all over the place, while Ryu pulled out his coock from Guile's butt.
"Now once and for all!" Ryu said. "SHORYUKEN DICK POUNDER!"
He ran right at M. Bison and leapt into the air, thrusting his crotch at Bison's head. His cock went forward as it penetrated M Bison's skull, killing the evil Hitler mand on contact. Ryu continued to skull fuck thge man as Frank looked on.
"Welp, looks like everybody else is dead," Frank said, pulling out a gun. He inserted the barrel into the mouth and pulled the trigger, blowing his brains out all over Ryu and Guile's naked bodys.
THE END?