Disclaimer: I do not own twilight. but i do own shwingshwong!

An: Im looking for a beta! If your good at writing and grammar send me a msg. I really suck at spelling and grammer and typoes. Its just because i type so fast. Anyway alot of people, well for my standards, were begging me for the next chapter so here it is! i might not upsate for a work or so because i am going back to school tommorrow. Oh and i have bad news. i am so busy with school and friends and my boyfriend and i have to read this book for school so amnesia is on hatius. Im sorry!

Recap:

She closed her eyes and I followed. We were inches apart when she closed the distance. It ended before I could even blink. Thank Carlisle. I heard the door slam then someone scream. "Fuck you all! I just fucking kissed a human eww!" That someone was defiantly Rosalie.

I squeezed my eyes shut trying to fight the nausea but couldn't hold it. As I was rushing to the rarely used bathroom here I heard Edward say to Emmett.

"Oh My God, That was HOT!" Sounding clearly aroused.

"Totally," Emmett agreed while jasper was in a corner screaming "Cut the pain away," Trying to slit his wrist, oh so that's were Edward got it. Oh well he's still smexy.

After the puke session I walked back into the room. Rosalie was back and seeking revenge on a certain pixie that we all love so dearly. I sat on Edwards lap and there was something harder than usual between his thighs. Sweet! Well, Alice came into the room and exclaimed happily,

"Our next game is…………………."

Chapter 4:

Truth or dare,"

What the hell. I had past experience with truth or dare. Memories I would not like to recall. I was 12 and at a birthday party. We were sitting and a circle when a girl asked me truth or dare. To seem not like a wuss, I had chosen dare. She dared me to eat dirt. I had told Edward this story and right now he a sympathetic look on his face. Also I could see the anger boiling in his eyes.

"Absolutely not, Alice. Bella could hurt herself!" He commanded but she didn't listen

"Okay so who wants to go first?" The evil pixie said. The least likely person raised their hand, Rosalie.

"Bella," She sneered "Truth or dare,"

This sucked, it truly did. If I said truth, she would make me admit something embarrassing. If, I chose dare,……………….I don't even want to know. But I didn't want to be a wimp so I puffed my chest out, took a deep breath, looked at Edward, who was ogling my chest, and responded with false confidence "Dare,"

At that, two things happened, Rosalie got a scary glint in her eye, and Alice's eyes glazed over. She came back to reality a few minutes later, and broke into a fit of laughter. That cant be good.

"I dare you to go to that vile Newton kids house, ring the doorbell, when he answers, try to seduce him," Rosalie spat, I thought she was done, but clearly was not, "Don't have sex with him though, just when you get him, Run out screaming Edward was better" My cheeks flushed at that point. Seduce Mike? Can you say eww? I knew at that point in time that Rosalie really did hate me.

I sighed then said remorsefully "Fine!" and stomped of to the Volvo. The rest of the stupid vampire children came out about a millisecond later than me at vampire speed. We couldn't fit every one inside so Edward sat me on his lap, and the other couples followed suit.

A few minutes later we arrived at mikes, due to the fact that Edward was driving. I can do this; I can do this I kept chanting in my head, sounding that the little engine that could, or Emmett trying to have sex with Rosalie. Jumping out of the car, I ran to the door.

I knew I could do it, easily. Mike was a freaking stalker. The other day I had threw away the core of an apple I had eaten, only to find him digging it out of the trash then licking it!

In a flash Alice and Rosalie were in front of me, fixing my makeup, tweaking my hair, unbuttoning a few of my buttons on my top. They undid 3. I have 5 buttons on my top. You could now clearly see my bra and TONS of cleavage. I looked at Edward with 'I'm sorry' look, but he was too far off in his own little fantasy staring at my chest, or more specifically, the more feminine part of it.

I rang the doorbell and waited. Appearing at the door was JESSICA, wearing only a blanket wrapped around her and a scowl on her face. I mentally cursed about this. Only me… Mike came down a minute later in boxers and a idiotic grin on his face.

"Bella? Hey! It's nice to see you, what do you need," He asked "Oh um I see you tomorrow Jessica," He said practically shoving her out the door naked. I stepped inside and her immediately noticed my lack of clad. His eyes started to show lust and desire and again for the second time today, I made a mans man part rise. I call it a shwingshwong.

Wrapping my arms around him I seductively whispered, "Hey mike, wanna go to your bedroom?" From the speed he was running up the stairs, he could almost be a vampire. I cautiously walked up the stairs, trying not to fall. I made up safely and saw him sprawled out on his bed, not nearly looking as good as Edward. I crawled up next to, or onto him and kissed him. I had to bite back the puke in my mouth. I opened my eyes during the kiss, to see a video camera from the window. They were recording this! Ugh! His big wide flat tongue licked my bottom lip, begging for entrance. He rolled over so he was hovering over me and quickly straddled me. Wait! Wasn't the GIRL supposed to do that? Not the guy?

He made it to second base quickly. Passing that, He took off his boxers to reveal his shwingshwong. It was tiny! And bald! And he had no balls. That was it I couldn't hold it in anymore. I threw him off of me, cracking up. After about ten minutes of laughing, I screamed while running to the car "Edward's is bigger!"

The Volvo was sitting there waiting for me and shaking. Hearing the cackles inside, I assumed it was laughter. I threw open the door and saw four vampire on near edge of hysteria and one sweltering vampire.

"How dare he touch you wear I haven't!" he vented

To makeup for it, I picked up his hand and rested it on my chest that made all his anger go away and turn into lust. He grabbed me by the hips and pulled me on to his lap, showering me in kisses. "I.. am…. So… sorry" He said in-between kisses on my neck. I gave him a chaste kiss on the lips but he deepened it, breathing his heady scent into my mouth. Somehow five amazing minutes later, he composed himself before we ended up where I wanted to be. We however did end up with his top off.

When my head was cleared up, I heard throat clearings and gagging coming from behind us. I whipped around and gave them a glare.

"Its not our fault we don't want to see our brother and sister make out," Emmett defend

"Fine!" I said, crossing my arms and pouting. At least I knew who my victim would be.

We got back to the house minutes later and sat back into our circle. I bit my lip, trying to look innocent. I spotted my victim and tried to hold back my smile.

"Emmett, truth or dare?"

Ohhh cliffy! What will happen? Well you all probably think dare but i dont know maybe! Oh and peoples, i have writers block! I know this isnt that funny but oh well i get funnier later.

Book i recomend:

Artemis fowl

Song:

The general by dispatch