"Sasu-kun!" Mina shouts as a grin was set upon her lips. She was walking around Konoha, looking for the one and only, Sasuke Uchiha.
"Mew." Mewed Yuna as she walked beside Mina. She happily followed her friend/master around the village as they looked for the duck-butt headed kid.
Mina glanced down at the cat. "I know Yuna, but I don't see him anywhere." she grumbled, crossing her arms as she stopped in place.
Yuna stopped as well. She stared up at Mina with her wide, cat eyes as she purred.
The purple-haired girl sighed and scanned around to see if she could spot him anywhere. "Meh." She turned her head and saw Naruto. He waved and grinned before going into Ichiraku.
Mina then turned her head the other way and saw Tenten. Tenten saw her as well, and waved. She then walked towards Mina while the said purple-haired girl tried to look for the heartthrob.
"Hey, Mina." Tenten said, smiling brightly at her friend. Mina jumped, snapping her head towards the girl with two buns on top of her head.
"Oh, hiya Tenten!" she chirped, grinning away.
Tenten laughed at her. "It's good to see you. Say, why are you out here anyways?" she asked curiously.
Mina closed her eyes and sighed out, "Sasuke…"
Tenten wrinkled her nose and a joking smile appeared on her lips as she nudged her friend. "Boy troubles?' she laughed.
Mina began to blush as she looked the other way. "N-No!" she stuttered.
"Uh huh…" Tenten said sarcastically, crossing her arms as she raised a brow.
Mina looked at her with wide eyes. "You don't believe me? But you know I don't like Sasuke like that!"
Tenten stared at her dully. "So then you like Naruto?"
Mina wrinkled her nose in detest as she made a fake vomit noise. "Yuck! No! Naruto is like a brother to me."
Naruto then popped up outta nowhere as he scratched the back of his head with a goofy grin. "What about me?"
Mina turned to him, sighing of relief as she ran to his side. She shook his shoulders. "Naruto! You won't believe it!" she shouted down his ear, making the poor boy go deaf.
"Believe…what?" he asked nervously, sweat dropping at his best friend.
"Tenten thought…Me and you…" She motioned her hands as Naruto stared in disbelief, getting the message. He began to blush, turning his head away as he fake gagged.
"Yuck! Sick! Mina is like a sister to me!" he shouted.
"Mrow." Yuna agreed, fake gagging herself as she held up a paw.
Tenten laid her hands on her hips, rolling her eyes at the triple duo that continued to make gagging motions. Typical…she thought, shaking her head as gave them annoyed looks.
"So then…why are you out here then?"
Mina stopped gagging, turning to Tenten as she frowned. "Like I said, Sasuke."
"What about Sasuke?"
"I can't find him." she said droopingly, slumping her shoulders in a pouting manner.
Naruto gave her a pat on the back. "Good luck, Mina. You're gonna need it." he said thoughtfully, grinning cheekily.
Mina raised a brow at him as she sat up. "Huh..?" she said dumbfound, "Where are you going?"
His grin widened even more than possible. "New jutsu."
The purple-haired girl pouted. "No fair…"
He laughed. "Don't worry, Mina! Once I master it, I'll be sure to teach you the jutsu as well!"
Mina's spirits were lifted. "Really?" She stared at Naruto in awe as her eyes were widened in delight. "You'd do that…for me?"
Naruto nodded. "Of course!" He then started to back up, giving her a wave. "Anyways! Gotta go! See you later!"
Mina waved back before frowning slightly. "Awe…Naruto always gets to learn the good stuff…" she whined, feeling Yuna nudge her as she looked down with a questioning gaze at the kitten. Yuna meowed and pointed her head in one direction.
Mina followed the cat's head to see that indeed, there target was in sight. Sasuke was running ahead…with fangirls chasing right after him. The girl grins, but soon dread appears on her face as soon as he came closer and closer with the hoard of girls still charging.
Mina pales before turning to Tenten as gives her a slight wave. "Uh…Bye Tenten!" she shouted, reaching down to scoop up Yuna in her arms. The purple-haired girl then quickly took off before she could hear her friend's say in anything.
"We gotta keep running!" Mina screamed out, glancing back to see Sasuke and that he was deathly close to her while the wild shrills and screams of love-sick girls filled the air. She gaped in disbelief, trying her hardest to run faster.
"Get back Sasuke-chick-magnet!" she shouted, flailing a hand while she held Yuna in her other.
"No! You get back!" Sasuke shouted back, now at the same pace as Mina. She gasped, looking back to see the evil eyes of her mortal enemy and worse nightmare.
"I knew that shaving Sasuke's hair off would one day get me back! Now kami sent fangirls on me!"
Sasuke glared at her. "You were the one who shaved all my hair off!" he growled, getting closer to her as he tried to lash out.
Mina dodged and kept on running. "I'm sorry but I thought a new hairdo would help you out since duck-butt for hair was so last century!"
Sasuke sighed in annoyance but then looked around to see if there was a quick getaway. His eyes focused on an opening until he spotted one right away. He glanced at Mina to see her crying slightly. Sasuke rolled his onyx eyes, reaching out and grabbing her arm as he pulled her with him and left behind clones of themselves.
They fell into an open space, while Yuna quickly jumped out of harms way as she meowed and looked down. Sasuke had landed on his back while unfortunately for Mina, she landed right on her face.
"Ow…" she groaned, rolling over as she opened her eyes and blinked a couple of times.
Sasuke grunted as he sat up, flinching into a sitting position. He glared slightly at the purple-haired blue-eyed girl before him. She was already an annoyance for already showing her face in the first place.
Mina sighed, trying to sat up as she winced a little. "Dang…" she strained, squinting an eye at the pain of a fall she had.
Sasuke rolled his eyes as he stood. "Hn." He then looked around to see if he can find a way to escape in one piece without the screaming fangirls since it's about time that the clones disappeared, so they should be looking for him once more.
"Sasuke…" Mina mumbled, turning to look back at the male. "Where are…you…going..?"
"Hmph." Their eyes locked for a second before he looked away. "None of your business." he replied coldly.
Mina pouted, slumping her shoulders sadly. "Why must you always be so mean..?" she said in a baby-like tone.
Yuna snickered as she walked up beside her master. Even a cat would think that Mina's little pouts and sad-like tones were funny.
Mina gave her a slight glare. "Not funny, Yuna." She then turned her head back to Sasuke, hopping up to her feet as she took a step towards him. "Come now, Sasuke, I went through all this trouble finding you, and all you're gonna do is ditch me once more..?"
He gave her a nod. "Yep." He then formed a hand sign, and poofed away as smoke was formed.
Mina's jaw dropped. "Are you…serious?" she hissed, rubbing her eyes to make sure her sight was not betraying her. "Of all the good for-" She stomped her foot as Yuna gave a shrug and kicked her own shoulder.
Mina shook her head, plopping back on to the ground as she began to rub her chin. She had a thoughtful look on her face, thinking on what to do. Yuna sat down beside her, cleaning herself while her partner continued to think.
Hmmm…Time to think up a plan on annoying an Uchiha…she thought, pursing her lips. What to do…What to do…Mina glanced around, trying to see if something will giver her an idea. Just then…a girl came running towards her.
The girl stopped, breathing heavily before she glared at Mina. She raised a brow. "You!" The girls pointed a finger at her. "Where's Sasuke-kun!"
Mina shrugged. "Heck if I know. He abandoned me here."
The girl narrowed her eyes, but took that answer and turned around. She started running again and Mina watched her go.
"That girl…" she muttered, catching Yuna's attention as she was halfway licking herself. The cat paused, looking at the girl before her with wide eyes. "She might've just given me a brilliant idea..!"
Mina jumped to her feet, grinning madly as she looked down at her feline partner. "Do you what that means..?"
Yuna shook her head, getting back on her feet as well. "Mrow..?"
"Plan to annoy an Uchiha: Disguise as a fangirl is no in session!" Mina laughed before taking off. Yuna looked bewildered at first as she watched the girl get a head start, but soon she figured out what the plan meant and gave a little cat-like snicker. She chased after Mina.
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"So, what do you think..?" Mina questioned, looking at herself in a mirror. Yuna stared, now believing her own cat eyes.
"M-Meow..!"
Mina grinned as she twirled around. She wore a blonde wig as she placed green contacts in her eyes. Her attire was completely different than before. She wore black short shorts, a blue, tight shirt, black short high-heels and she wore some lipstick.
"Do I look like a fangirl or what?" she joked, making her cat fall over in shock. She laughed. "I'll take that as a 'yes you do'."
She then quickly ran to the door, not bothering to see if Yuna was following, and ran straight out. Her feline companion quickly dashed out before the door could slam in her face.
Mina remembered specifically that Sasuke usually hides for about a couple of hours before showing his face once more. And…if she had remembered correctly, then she should know the exact location he hides at. A grin slipped on her lips at the thought. Annoy an Uchiha with his most common annoyance of all: Fangirls.
This plan is completely fool proof! All I have to do is annoy that Uchiha so much that he won't know what hit him and will bound to beg me to stop…
Mina raced up to the biggest tree she could find. She tilted her head back, peering up as she squinted her eyes to see if she could spot the duck-butt. Her green contacts caught sight of a blue shirt hiding on a tree branch that was securely hidden in the leaves. Too bad for him that she has better eyes then the blinded love-struck fangirls.
She grinned, lifting up her foot as she touched the side. Seeing that her chakra stuck to the tree, she slowly made her way up towards the Uchiha who looked out, not even knowing that his blind side was exposed.
"Sasu-kun!" she chirped, now behind him as she masked her voice with a higher, more pitcher voice. "I found you!"
"What the-" Sasuke jumped, quickly whipping his head back as horror struck his face once he saw a girl. Whom to him…was a fangirl.
"Ahhh!" he yelled, falling back in shock. Mina's eyes widen as she saw him fall back, off the branch and down to the solid ground. She flinched as she heard him smack dead onto the ground.
"Sasu…chan?" she squeaked, peeking over and Yuna did as well when she made her appearance clear. They both pulled a face when Sasuke was still on the ground, groaning away as he was sprawled out in a weird way. Yuna snickered though, Mina looked horrified.
"Sasuke!" she cried out, hopping down the branch to land on both her feet. She quickly ran over to him, staring down at the hurt Uchiha. "Are you…dead..?" she asked, looking around to see if others had seen. Nobody. She sighed of relief before picking up a random stick, Mina's only solution to find out if he was dead was to poke him with a stick. If he swats it away, he's alive. If not…let's not get into anyone more details on that.
The purple-haired girl, well now blonde-headed, slowly poked Sasuke cheek, waiting for a reaction. Nothing happened at first when she pulled back once. So, she tried again. Nothing. She sighed in frustration and this time, she whacked Sasuke upside the head to get a reaction.
"What the hell!" he growled, making Mina jump but also grin as she knew that she did not kill the Uchiha boy. 'Cause if she did…there would be a lot of question. And there will be a lot of answers unanswered.
Sasuke slowly sat up, rubbing his sore cheek as a bruise came onto place. Mina held a hand to her mouth to stop the giggles that began to erupt. She couldn't help herself, Sasuke's bruised looked so…funny! His hair was now scruff and out of place, no more duck butt is what she thanked Kami for. He had a few tears here and there on his clothes from when he was coming down to earth. Sasuke also had a few scrapes and scratches but no other harm was done because he was still alive! Which she also thanked Kami for.
"What the-" Sasuke turned around, eyes widening in disbelief as he saw Mina, well her disguise since she must've looked like a fangirl. "Who the hell are you!" Sasuke quickly got to his feet, pulling out some kunai and shuriken and formed into a battle stance.
Mina grinned inside her head. It's working..! she squealed inside her head joyfully. "I'm…" She paused, staring at him straight in the eyes as he glared furiously. She knew he wouldn't be pulling that look for long once she says the next part. "Your worst nightmare. Meet your new fangirl, Mitsuki Kagarashi." Mina, or Mitsuki, grinned at him devilishly as Sasuke's face turned from anger to pure horror.
He cursed under his breath and started to back away slowly. Mina took a step forth as he stepped back. She was enjoying this game. It was like cat and mouse. She's the cat for once, and the Uchiha is the mouse.
"Stay back." Sasuke hissed, glaring as he glanced back behind him.
Mina shook her head. "I don't wanna! I want to glomp you, Sasu-chan..!" she chirped, and Yuna came from the tree, now looking like an orange cat, and advanced with her human companion.
Sasuke looked down at the cat, even more spooked than before. "Really? Now I got cats on my back..?" he groaned out, moving back quickly.
"Don't run from us, Sasu-chan!" Mina then ran straight towards him as Sasuke quickly turned around and took off rather quicker than she had thought. Mina grinned all the same. Finally! Annoying the Uchiha time! she thought, about to advanced after him but she was quickly grabbed by a random figure in the bushes beside her.
Mina yelped, and heard her precious Yuna cry out as she must've been grabbed as well. Soon, her world turned dark and all she could hear was giggles and whispers before completely tuning them out.
Cliffy…
Yachiru: Looks like another chapter is done!
Mina: Finally!
Yachiru: What?
Mina: You haven't been on here for a long time!
Yachiru: Sorry...-lowers head-
Mina: It's okay, I forgive you. Anyways! Hope you like! And I wonder what part 2 is going to be like...-grins idiotically- Annoy an Uchiha yeah!