Author's Note:

Sorry for the wait. Life got a bit busy and I was also writing my other fic "The Cruise of a Lifetime", but I said I'd update, and here you are!:

Magnus and Boots sat in the Waiting Room of the Dora's Super Happy Not Too Slappy Hospital. The minutes wore on and Boots wouldn't stop nibbling on Magnus's hands, so he slapped Boots and broke his neck too. So Magnus was waiting alone.

After a few hours of surgery, the doctor walked into the room.

"Magnus?" Magnus lifted his head at the man's voice. "Come with me."

After a few minutes of walking, the doctor led Magnus into a hospital room where lay Dora and Boots with dramatic neck-braces. The doctor patted Magnus on the shoulder and left the room.

"Uh... you okay?" He asked. Dora slowly turned to face him.

"Mr. Green Man, come here." She spoke in a dying voice. Magnus slowly entered the room, looking her right in the eye. Her sickly face instantly became one of horrifying anger. "UR GONNA PAY FOR THIS!"

"Yeah, when you can get out of bed." Her face became ill again.

"Good point."

TIMESKIP Three months

So, Costco's it was. They arrived for the second time, Dora and Boots once again in mint condition... Magnus... not so much...

The singing, he couldn't stand it. The constant question? Take a wild guess. The animated inanimate objects?! Is there another answer more obvious?!

After about an hour, Dora finally turned around and found the bottle of the Extra Strong Super Concentrated Pepto Bismol Super.

"We found the Extra Strong Super Concentrated Pepto Bismol Super!" She shouted before pulling it off the shelf. "How many coins does it cost? Let's stop and think." Before she could further suffer to await her answer, Magnus snatched the bottle from her, an angered look on his face.

"Give me your stupid map."

"Stupid isn't a ni-"

"GIVE ME THE MAP, DORA!"

"You forgot to say 'please'!" She countered, not noticing that Magnus had fire in his eyes and that his face was red as a cherry. He sighed, the angered color leaving his face, the fire fizzling out under his shut eyelids.

"Dora?" He opened his eyes. "Will you please give me the map?... OR SO HELP ME, I'LL LIGHT THIS (Gorilla) PLACE UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE AND I WON'T TURN A SHADE!" He shouted, holding a redstone torch in one hand and a block of TNT in the other. Dora stared back in shock. Then she smiled.

"What does (Gorilla) mean?"

"It's a very, very, very bad word that I only say when annoying people with football heads get on my nerves." He snapped with a polite tone. Seeing Map sticking out of the side of Backpack, he snatch him and dumped the talking sheet of paper into the Extra Strong Super Concentrated Pepto Bismol Super, ignoring the map's gags and howls, and then placed the soppy mass in Backpack's sidepocket. "Alright, now where do we go next? And make it snappy, we don't have all day."

"Next, we go to the nonexisten dimension!"

"Got it!" Magnus shouted before slapping down a few blocks of TNT and grabbing Dora and Boots just as he placed a redstone torch next to the clump of blocks. "Better hold onto your head." He warned. Then-

BOOOOOOMMMM!

Costco's went up in a glorious cluster of pyromaniac-power and flames. Magnus thought it was beautiful. Dora thought it was horrible. Boots thought his head was about to come off again, but that didn't matter.

"So... how do you plan on getting to this nonexistent dimension?" Magnus asked as they rode the bombs' shockwave and soared through the sky.

"Let's stop and-"

"You know what? I figured it out. We are in the nonexistent dimension. This place doesn't exist where I'm from, which is why I've yet to get my bearings on anything around me." They passed a floating Wizzle. "Like that. I've yet to get my bearings on things like that!" Magnus said just as they hit the ground. He landed on his feet, watched as Dora plummeted past him and into a rock, and Boots followed, only he rolled off the rock and into the nearest truck. Trying to hold back his laughter, Magnus pretended to cough.

"Oww!" He heard someone, not Boots or Dora, yell. He looked up to see that it was, in fact, the car!

'Again with the talking objects?' He thought to himself in dismay.

"Watch where you're going!" The rock reprimanded roughly. Dora and Boots quickly regained their footing and stood next to Magnus.

"We've made it to the nonexis-" Magnus was quick to put duct-tape on her mouth to seal in the impossible repititions.

"Hey! Stop being mean to that girl!" The rock yelled. Magnus looked up, glaring intensely at it.

"STOP TALKING!" He screamed, not believing that he was having a conversation with a rock with eyes and a mouth.

"Why? I'm supposed to talk!" The rock shouted back just as the car drove up beside him.

"This guy givin' you a problem?" He asked the rock.

"Yeah, he won't stop bein' mean to Dora."

"Hey, stop it, would you? Dora didn't do anything to you." The truck explained. Magnus's eye twitched. Could there be a greater lie?! Finally losing it (for about the third or fourth time), Magnus screamed at the sky, holding a block of TNT over his head like the pyromaniac he was destined to be. He slapped the block and a few others of the same kind down to the talking rock and car's confusion.

"Uh... what're you doing?" The rock asked curiously. Magnus took one look at the possessed object and crammed a redstone-torch into his mouth. Then, with this evil look on his face, he set the TNT off, grabbed Dora and Boots, and hid in the nearest lake.

As he held his breath underwater, an alligator swam up to him, chomping its triagular teeth in Magnus's face.

"Cut that the heck out, will yah?!" Magnus screamed, his voice unusually clear even though he was underwater. Shockedly, the alligator swam away like a slick eel. Magnus waited a bit longer before a loud bang was heard and pieces of debris and things like that landed in the lake. Slowly, the trio rose to the surface. Magnus smiled. Dora screamed. Boots was suffering from oxygen deficiency and was just getting a grip on whatever it was that was going on.

"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" She screamed in dismay, her happy-go-lucky-ness all gone. Magnus didn't answer. He could've cared much less. They were now on the way to their final destination: Fruitville.

Author's Note:

Whaddya think? Well, this story's slowly drawing to an end, but it won't be finished right after they finish the mission. There will be a few more scenes after that, plus he's still gotta wake up. Peace of pie out, and don't mine at night!