A/N: See chapters 1 through 3 for the "I don't own this" disclaimer.

A/N: Mistakes are mine and mine alone. I clearly don't know how to spell "president." Sorry, it's 5 a.m.

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The Vice President came over and shushed everyone back out so they could start round three.

"Welcome back to Federal Family Feud," the Vice President laughed, "sounds like something we'd sign Congress up for." Everyone laughed at his joke. "Okay, we have the top four answers on the board. Let's go Garcia, Andrew." Music played as the flamboyant woman and unflappable man made their way to the middle. "What does a woman wear when she's hunting for a man?"

Garcia yelped and quickly pushed the buzzer. Derek had to stifle a laugh. "A teddy."

"A teddy, like bear?" The Vice President asked as everyone expressed amusement at his joke.

"No, teddy, like pajama teddy." Garcia corrected him.

"Pass or play, BAU? For all the marbles."

"Play play play!" Garcia jumped up and down and pumped her fists in the air before going back to her spot. "Behave Dave," she whispered in the older man's ear as she flitted past him. Pinching Derek's butt cheek, she stood back in her spot.

The Vice President cocked his head and pretended he didn't see the gesture as he walked straight to Derek. "So, Derek, here we go Baby Daddy, what did your woman wear when she was hunting you?" David Rossi couldn't help but chortle at the question, as everyone at the BAU knew their relationship happened on its own. They were best friends and that matured into love.

"Penelope didn't, but I'm going to say perfume."

"Perfume. What's your favorite, Miss Garcia?" The Vice President asked before asking if it was on the board.

"Clinique's Happy." She responded.

"Okay, we'll let's see if this will make your man happy. Is perfume on the board?" The Vice President asked and as Rose turned it over, Penelope kissed Derek. He quickly moved over to the blonde watching her coworkers. "Jennifer, what did you wear for your husband when you were hunting him?"

"I didn't, so I don't know, but I'm going to say her thinking cap!" Jen put her hands in her head at the audible show of displeasure of her answer from the crowd.

"Her brains." The buzzer came over the speakers and it was Dave's turn. Penelope pointed her finger at him to remind him to be cautious.

"With three marriages under me, I'm used to this. I'm going to say a new hairdo." Dave looked proudly at the board and couldn't help but smile and give a thumbs up when it was on there. "Good luck, Aaron."

Hotchner caught the dig and thought long about his answer. Unfortunately, the three second rule made the buzzer go off and his team patted him anyway. They knew Hotchner wasn't good in the love department and that he and Jack's mom, Haley, had been high school sweethearts.

"One answer left on the board, two strikes, Garcia, we're back to you. What is another thing you'd wear when hunting for a man?"

"I'm going to say," she paused.

"Three seconds." The Vice President reminded her, subtly telling her that Aaron got a strike the last time.

"Wearing something red or pink?" Garcia looked at her own outfit and smiled.

"I've heard that before," Morgan announced and the Vice President agreed with him. The crowd grumbled as the vibrant woman's answer wasn't on the board.

The Vice President walked over the left side of the stage for their answer. "For the President's Men win , is a beautiful smile there?" The buzzer went off and both stagehands announced the final answer was "nothing."

"Alrighty, BAU wins. We're going to need two people from your team to come up and play fast money." Derek and Penelope came to the center stage. It was decided that Penelope would go first. Rose and Cassidy took Derek down to the green room so he couldn't hear what was going on.