WELL HERE IS CARLISLE ATTEMPTING TO READ THE DEFINITIONS HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY
What crazy children, well vampires younger than me I have. Really, getting their entertainment in with a thesaurus, although I must say it was rather nice to see Emmett actually reading something, which in all my years of living with him I have never seen him do. Now lets see what we have here, the thesaurus, ah yes, well I think my brain is still a little in shock from me knowing that Emmett was reading. Anyway lets see here death, ah such a strong word to a human but to us not that daunting, I mean we are technically dead, but I feel as lively as a spring chicken.
Lets see here, "end of life", yes that is what death is, in the physical terms, but not the spiritual term, technically its just the awakening of the sprirt to…
CARLISLE WILL YOU PLEASE JUST READ IT AND NOT GO INTO ONE OF THOSE RELIGIOUS RANTINGS AGAIN I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE A SOUL TO BEGIN WITH I spoke back to him knowing that he would easily hear me…..
Son we have had this discussion, and as you know Bella thinks that you do and the rest of us, so must we get into this, and must I call in the reinforcements..hence Bella
NO THAT WILL NOT BE NECESSARY, AND BELLA IS NOT HERE ANYWAY SHE GOT SUCKED INTO SHOPPING WITH THE EVIL LITTLE PIXIE SISTER OF MINE
EDWARD DON'T TALK ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT YOU KNOW SHE DOES IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES BELLA AND YOU ALWAYS HOg HER TO YOURESELF, A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM HER WILL NOT KILL YOU, I MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ETERNITY WITH HER
I KNOW THAT…EVEN THOUGH I STILL PROTEST IT…..BUT I MISS HER SO MUCH
THEY WILL BE BACK SOON GOSH YOUR 109 YEARS OLD AND YOUR WHINING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD THAT DIDN'T GET THE TOY HE WANTED
SHUT IT JASPER
THAT IS FINE WITH ME JUST BE SURE TO SHUT YOURS TO
Ok boys both of you shut it, I want to see that makes this so entertaining to the both of you, so if you would please allow me to do so.
OK CARLISLE, WE BOTH SAID IN UNISON
Now lets see here, what are some of these wonderful synonyms they seem so intrigued with
Afterlife, so true, although it took me almost 200 years to find a companion, and then a few more to find my reason for living Esme
Darkness, ah well I do like being in the dark, about my chidrens "activities", but in darkness no..i like being in the sun, although when you sparkle like a princess's tiara its rather difficult
Departure, hahaha no I don't plan on a trip anytime soon, so I think not
Ending, nope I fell as though my life has just begun now that my family is nearly complete
Eternal rest, yeah more like eternal torture….EDWARD YOU TELL ANYONE I THOUGHT THAT I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE TO TELL BELLA SOMETHING YOU NEVER WANT HER NOR ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW AND PLUS YOU KNOW THAT I WAS JUST KIDDING I WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY….OR I WILL CALL TANYA AND HAVE HER COME FOR A VISIT….I JUST SAID IT TO SEE IF YOU WERE STILL BEING INTRUSIVE…I heard him gasp so I went back to it…well just Emmett and Rosalie's "activities", then my mind reading son, and then a future seeing daughter who with her you never get to pick out what you wear, and then a emo for another son, well were a dysfunctional family.
Euthanasia, hmmmm yes this is something that I have helped with, Edward, Esme, Rosalie, and Emmett, all I in human terms euthanized, but I was well worth it to have what I have now
Ok I see no reason why this was so funny, these are very strong words, I think I need to have a talk with my sons to see why they thought it was so funny to make fun of such a fragile subject. Emmett, Jasper, Edward will you please come in here I think that we need to have a talk about somethings.
I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I UPDATED BUT THIS IS TRULY THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAVE HAD TIME IN A LONG LONG TIME TO UPDATE, THE REASON IS THAT I AM A COLLEGE ATHLETE AND NOW THAT OUT SEASON IS OVER I WILL BE ABLE TO UPDATE MORE AND MORE
THE ONLY WAY THAT I WILL UPDATE IS IF I GET SOME REVIEWS, I KNOW THE STORY IS CRAPPY BUT STILL FUNNY SO A FEW REVIEWS AND EVEN IDEAS AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER
SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMAR ERRORS I WAS IN A HURRY