Stage Set: We find ourselves in the frozen wastelands of the north as an actually kimd-looking IceWing descends to a rather small looking and crapily built igloo. There is nothing but a writing desk and a bed(?). The dragon sits down in front of the writing desk. Not on a chair, because that would be silly since dragons have tails.
The Most Serious... Never Mind
"NiceWing": Another day... gone. Everyone still hates and ignores me... And I still didn't have enough courage to ask her out. Maybe tomorrow or maybe never...
The "NiceWing" stares of into space. When she snaps back to reality, her gaze is full of anger and the hunger for revenge.
"MeanWing": I'll just have to make them pay. Make them all pay. When I learned of my powers... I swore that I would use them for good... this is for societies good. And poisoning the water supply is a bit too cliché anyway. Didn't, like, a bunch of people do it? Like the Puffin, or the Scarebird, or the Jacker?
She takes out a scroll from thin air and begins to writing upon it.
MeanWing: (writing) I enchant every dragon in Phyria to very rarely burst out in song and get more frequent every single day. This spell cannot be broken by any other animus except me at my own free will.
MeanWing:(speaking): Yes... that's perfect. In fact, I can feel it working now... I FEEL A SONG COMING ON!
I'm Not Evil
Preformed and Sang by: MeanWing
Genera: Evil Villain Themes
Oh, these pretty stars and the things that are are just so beautiful...
But that is how they look.
I'm just some character with no backstory or an explanation...
For my, sad outlook.
All I want you know... is that...
(Drastic boost in tempo and dynamics)
Oh I'm not evil just because the way I spoke.
Oh I'm not evil, my spirit has just been broke.
All I wish for is just a little love.
All I am returned is great big shove.
MeanWing is now shouting her theme song at the ceiling of her igloo. She proceeds to... you know what, screw it. No one wants to listen to this song anyway so let's fast forward a bit. It is now a minute and 33 seconds later. SadWings is curled up in a ball crying... like she often does... So sad.
SadWings: But mother was always the nice one. Like she used to say: "Go away, no one likes you.". (Her tears begin to dry up as she lifts her head.) What was I doing again?
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