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A Mix Matched Crew
Cam stood in his office. He looked at the names he pulled from the hat. One of them was his name. The others were Lee's, Holger's, Biffy's, Barrage's and born loser Basil's.
Six people to capture or destroy a sea monster that might not even exist! Those six people had no sailing experience. There was only one way to get around this… Assign jobs to people who didn't know how to do them!
Make Barrage the captain. Make Biffy the first mate, Cam would be the boatswain even though he didn't know what a boatswain was, Holger would be the gunner, Basil as the cook even though he could only make soup and Lee as the carpenter.
The first person Cam called up was Basil. Upon hearing that he'd be on board a ship, which he considered to be a "floating coffin", Basil jumped out of his office window.
Next Cam called up Barrage. Barrage immediately accepted the honor. Cam then asked him to find Basil before he ended up in Italy. Barrage did that and stopped Basil by tackling into him.
Cam then called up everyone else. This caused some trouble for Lee and Tina. They would be married at the end of the week and it was already Tuesday. Just how long would the crew of the S. S. Tazel Wurm be at sea looking for this monster that might not even exist?
But what if Lee were never to come back? Tina would be better off not thinking about that.
Unfortunately, this left Brad and his cronies Chaz and Dick in charge of the town. With Brad thinking he was dying… he'd probably remake the town in his image and rename in "Von Chilsteinville." And that was a terrible thought! That and he'd marry Tina to make her his trophy wife. And that was even more terrible!
It seemed like the world was going mad!