Everyone Loves Amy Rose

Disclaimer hasn't changed…

Randomness: I have a Chaos Zero chao and a White Shadow chao, and I didn't even realize it until now!

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Shadow'sGirlfriendAmyRose

Sorry, I didn't quite catch the word after "wonder", so I'll just update.

Princess-Christina-Ark

Okay. To answer the Henry thing, when Wally734 (AKA Bird) and I were playing SA2B 2 player mode (when I was just a SonAmy fan), I would be Amy and she would be Sonic. We'd always go to "White Forest" and stop in the tunnel area with the crates and 4 mushrooms. We weren't racing; we'd just go to the tunnel and play with the mushrooms. Bird and I named them (Henry, Sonia, Knuckles and the neighbor Billy) and treated them like Sonic and Amy's kids. Bird loved Henry the most and whenever I tossed him off the edge or something, she'd scream "Henrrrryyyy!" Yeah. That was fun. Oh, and Tails used to be my favoritest character… Don't worry, he's still yours, but not in this chapter!.

Shade-The-Hedgehog

Yeah. Tails never gets tortured in my stories… usually… I just plain HATE Cream. (Makes a Cream figure out of clay) Okay, (Gets a hammer) DIIIIIIEEEEEE!

I give a warning that this chapter has more cussing than usual.

Chapter Three- Valentines Doom

Sonic and Shadow had ran and hid in Tails's House to escape the wrath of Amy.

"Whew…." Shadow said panting, "That was too close."

"Don't worry guys. I won't let Amy in… I just won't answer the door." Tails said.

"Thanks." Sonic said.

"Don't forget our deal."

Sonic and Shadow both bowed to Tails saying, "You are my hero, you are my hero, you are my hero…"

BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM! "Oh no! It's Amy! Hide!" Tails cried, hopping under the couch. Sonic hid under a lampshade and Shadow pretended he was a rug.

The door broke down. "Sniff… sniff, sniff!" Amy was sniffing for them?

"Since when does Amy use tribal scent tracking?"

Everyone's eyes were closed. Amy stepped on the "rug".

"Mmph!" Shadow squealed.

"Hmm… too dark…" Amy said turning on the lamp. Sonic's head was in super form, illuminating the room.

"Oh, well I guess I'll just sit down on the couch." Amy said hopping on the couch.

"Eep!" Tails cried, squished "Since when does Amy weigh a ton?"

Tails who couldn't breathe, Sonic who couldn't stay in super form, and Shadow who… I dunno, I guess he's just bored, had to get up.

"WE'RE SORRY AMY?" The said kissing her shoes for forgiveness.

"Get off!" Amy said kicking them off.

"AMY!" They cried! She looked…. different

"You're so mad you turned red!" Sonic cried staring at her.

"You have spikes on your gloves to beat us up!" Shadow cried, ducking.

Tails tried to find a difference. "You… YOU DON"T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON!" He cried, shielding his eyes (While Sonic and Shadow didn't and kept staring).

"What are you talking about! I'm Knuckles!" Amy- I mean Knuckles said.

"Really? Phew!" said Tails, uncovering his eyes.

"Aww." said Sonic and Shadow.

"Well that DOES explain the sniffing, and the fatness!"

"Grrrrrrrr." growled Knuckles. "So why were you so scared that I was Amy?"

"She's mad at us." They replied.

"On the day before Valentines Day?" Knuckles asked, completely bewildered.

"DAY BEFORE VALENTINES!" Sonic said. "Oh, shi-" he quickly stopped himself because he was near Tails "- I mean, oh crap!"

"So," Said Tails, changing the subject, "what brings you here?"

"Something important," Knuckles said reaching for something.

"EMERL?" They all shouted.

"Yeah. I found him, but his damaged badly…" He glanced at Tails, "I was hoping you could fix him."

"He's alive!" Tails said. "It'll just be a minute!" He said grabbing the lifeless robot.

(One hour later)

"Well, if you'd excuse me, I have to meet someone." Knux said, leaving (while he left he put the door back up).

(With Knuckles)

He pushed the doorbell. "Okay Knux, this is it. Don't screw up."

The door opened. "Well, hi Knuckles!" Amy said. "What brings you here?"

"I-I… Uh… just w-wanted to give you this as an early Valentines gift." He said handing her a giant blue present with a big red bow. "I-I hope you like it."

"Thank you! Do you mind if I open it now?"

"N-No."

Amy opened the present. "Knuckles! How did you…? When did you…? Isn't he…?" Amy couldn't talk right.

"He hasn't made a 'link' yet. You might want to wake him up. You will be his master."

"Knuckles…" Amy started to say, but he was already gone. "Well. Come on, Emerl. Wake up!"

The robot moved. "Show…….. Power…….. Or…….. All…… things….. Shall conquer…"

"Emerl! Snap out of it!" She said whacking him with her hammer. It actually worked.

"Mom?" Emerl said, rubbing his head.

"Yes, Emerl dear?"

"Am I alive?"

"Yes."

"Mom?"

"Yes, Emerl dear?"

"May I go play?"

"Yes. Just be back in an hour."

(At Tails's house)

Knock, knock, knock. "IT'S AMY! HIDE!" Tails cried.

"Heck, no!"

"Emerl?"

"Yeah? I don't have all day."

"Sounds like he saw Knuckles recently." Sonic said.

"You 'betcha!" Emerl said entering. "Play!"

"Okay. First to 10 KO's wins!"

(After the battle)

"Whee! Play more!" Emerl said hopping.

"Whew! No way! I've had enough exercise!" Shadow said panting.

"Aww!" Emerl said. "I have to go now."

"Okay! Come back soon!" Tails said.

(At Amy's House)

"Emerl, how was your time playing?"

"Fun! Tails and I beat Sonic and Shadow!"

"Tails knows where they are!" Amy said angrily.

"Heck, yeah!"

KAPOW! "Don't talk like that!"

"Ow! Sorry, mom."

"Emerl, stay here. I have to go pay Tails a visit."

"Stay, stay!" Emerl said hopping.

"Yes, now be good."

(At Tails's House)

Knock, knock, knock. "I don't think it's Amy this time."

Amy peeked through the window. "Hello?"

"IT'S AMY, HIDE!"

"What?"

"Err… I mean, it's Amy… Hi!"

"Tails…" Amy said, fluttering her eyelashes. "Where are the hedgehogs?"

"Wh-What?" I-I don't know what you are talking about!" Tails said, taking a step back.

"Yes you do…" Amy said walking forward, while Tails walked backward. Tails was forced to a wall. "Tails… why don't you tell me?"

"I-I-I…"

Amy leaned forward and kissed Tails. "Heeeeeeeh…. They left noooooorth two minuuuuutes agooo…" Tails said dazed with joy.

"Thankies!"

(Amy's House)

"Okay let's tell her how sorry we are." Shadow said stepping up. "Huh? The door is open! Oh, well." Shadow said walking in with Sonic.

"Uhhh… Sonic?"

"Yes Shadow?"

"I kinda have to use the bathroom…. I'll be right back." He said heading toward the guest bathroom.

(2 minutes later)

Sonic waited outside the bathroom door, listening to Shadow inside, "Huh? She uses organic soap? Ooh! It's rose scented. Is it also pink? How cute!" Shadow opened the door. "Uhh… you heard nothing."

"Shadow, I think you have toilet paper on your foot."

"Huh? Hey! It's been here since we fled to Tails's House."

"Speaking of, I wonder why Amy was early…"

Why Amy was early:

Amy: Whew! I'm finally here at my vacation spot... Huh?

Cream: Save meeeeee!

101 Chaos: Chaooooooo! (They attack Cream)

Amy: Oh, dear. This is not good…

Back to the guys:

"Here. I'll get the TP off your foot." Sonic said pulling it off. "Wait that's not TP! It's….. Oh…. My….. GOD!"

"What?" Shadow said leaning to look at the scrap of paper. "Holy shit!"

It was a picture of Amy in a dress so sexy that it would make Rouge jealous.

"Damn she looks hot!" Shadow said

"I wonder how the hell it got there." Sonic wondered.

"I don't know, but I better hide it before Amy comes!"

"Hello?"

"Amy?"

"Who's there? SONIC! SHADOW!"

"A-Amy i-it's not what you think!"

"I invited them to play!" Said Emerl.

"You did?" Said all three hedgehogs.

"Yep! Although most of the time they kept crying about how sorry they were."

"Really!" Amy said, shocked. "I'm sorry, guys. I forgive you."

Emerl continued. "Oh, yeah! They also found a picture that they said would make Rouge jealous, because in it you were so-"

Shadow and Sonic ran to cover Emerl's mouth. "Eheheheh… I think he's malfunctioning."

"Beep!" Emerl said for no reason.

"Well, you two better go home. It's getting late!"

(The next day)

Shadow was talking to Amy. "So, today is Valentines. I wanted to tell you…"

Sonic came flying in dressed as Cupid. He aimed a real arrow in the bow and fiered.

"… that maybe- YOOOOWWW!" He screamed. Sonic had hit him in the butt. Seeing Sonic with a bow, Shadow knew who did it and charged… Then he started to strangle Sonic. "Why you little son of a-"

"Hey!" Shouted Tails.

It was a good thing Tails came, because if Amy caught you cussing, she would slap you hard across the face. Sonic and Shadow knew from experience.

"Ahem."

All three of them said at once, "Here's your Valentines present."

Tails's was a yellow chaos emerald.

Sonic's was a dark blue chaos emerald.

Shadow's was a red chaos emerald.

Star's was a mushroom with a bandage. "It's Henry."

(10 minutes later)

"Okay. Here's my present to all of you. We get to go to a spa!"

"Really!" Star asked.

"Sorry. You have to stay at home and make sure that Emerl doesn't destroy the world again."

"Poo!" He said and left.

"Knuckles will meet us there. Let's go!"

(? hours later)

Knuckles finally arrived out of breath. "S, Sorry I'm late. T, The egg is going to hatch."

Amy hopped up. "Really!"

Flashback to a week ago:

Okay. For a graded project I have to watch a chao egg for a month. Let's see who will be the dad…"

Sonic looked at the paper he drew. "Nope. Not me."

Shadow looked at his. "It isn't me either… who is it then!"

"Me." Said Knuckles.

End Flashback

"It'll hatch in six hours."

"Well, it's 2:00 so it'll hatch at 8:00."

(Four hours later. Everyone mainly stayed in the hot tub… staring at Amy in her bikini.)

"Well we better head home, thanks Amy."

Knuckles started to leave with the egg.

"Knuckie! I wanna see the egg hatch, too!" Amy said. "I know! You can stay in my guest bedroom!"

"Uhh… sure…"

"Knuckie?" Said Tails, Sonic and Shadow full of envy.

(The next day)

Sonic and Shadow walked up to Amy's house and rang the doorbell.

Amy opened the door.

"How's the chao? What's his name?"

Amy smiled. "He's fine. His name is Chocobo, Choco for short. He's naturally dark…. But there's something even more shocking that happened last night…."

To be continued.

No flames and I'll continue.

Preview of next chapter:

"We found him last night."

"Hello." A hedgehog that looked like Sonic, but was metallic-black with blue stripes on its spikes (like Shadow) said. It had shoes like Shadow's and wore a crystal shard on its neck. "My name is Stripes III, but just call me Stripes." He smiled. "How are you?"

"Shadow…" Sonic whispered, "This guy gives me a weird feeling… I don't like him."

"I know… I'm getting the same feeling, too."