Dark

"Instant darkness powder, Stark? Really? Didn't you steal that from Harry Potter?"

"You've read Harry Potter?" he scoffs.

"I used to read them to Zoe. You know, good father, good human being...oh wait, you wouldn't know. Ow, hey, watch it!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, was that your foot?"

"Ugh, okay, so how long til this darkness powder wears off?"

"Well, this was actually a trial sample, and these things can vary..."

"You have no idea, do you?"

"It's just – that's my foot, Carter!"

"Oh, sorry, Stark. I just couldn't see it."

A/N: Oh, I love them.