Author's Notes (Best not to be skipped): Ok, this chapter isn't very funny – I mean, I didn't even try. Sorry guys... got a bit lazy, but it served my purpose. I had to make Levi turn "that way". Well, I guess there are some good moments... but I'll let you be the judge of that.

Again, this series' motto: It depends on your imagination how funny this can be. I put the words, you weave the scene! ^_^

Take Notice:

This story is a Yaoi (male x male). This means that the homosexual relationship(s) between males is (are) illustrated.

If you're particularly young or aren't familiar/comfortable with this topic then I suggest you do not proceed to read this story/chapter.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Anime or the Characters! This work is for entertaining purposes only; I obviously make no profit from this.

All rights go to the creator: Hajime Isayama.

The only thing(s) that I DO OWN are the Idea (behind the story) and the story itself.

You, my friend(s), have been both informed and warned.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And then!? What happened in the end!?"

"... We sat down at a bench...and he ended up sneezing on my shirt."

"Buahahahaha! Sorry Captain! I'm so sorry! But just imagining the expression on your face! Buahahah...!"

"Laugh all you want, the way things are, you have every right. I was the one whose shirt was filled with snot and had to be thrown away."

"You threw it away?"

"Burnt it."

"Pfff..."

Levi sighed. Maybe it would have been better had he left Eren to continue bringing him gifts... Well, time doesn't turn back so there was really no reason to keep on thinking "what if".

What he needed to focus on right now was Eren.

"So, when is your next date?"

"Next date?"

"Well, yeah. What, don't tell me he agreed to do it already?"

"Do what?"

"...To...have sex with you."

"What", Levi said, dumbfounded by Rook's statement.

"Well, in order to have Eren give up on you, or rather, to make him realize that you are a man, you have to have sex with him. Remember? That was the whole point of you starting to date him, to eventually get down to sex and have Eren realize that he doesn't like you and that it's just his puberty talking, or to realize what it means to like a man, and such."

"Yeah, I remember. But, that's impossible. If there was even a tiny, petite chance of me getting it to stand up so that I can put it inside Eren, then that chance died yesterday."

I can't. It's just impossible. I don't think about him like that.

"Well, you'd better start thinking about him in this way because I see him approaching from the window."

"WHAT!?", Levi shouted, jumping out of his chair and running to the window.

"Captain!"

"What!?"

Receiving a hit in his belly, Levi retraced, "What is it?"

"Well, I went to the doctor and turns out I'm not ill!"

"So?"

"Well, I thought I might help you out with cleaning duties."

"Ooohhh... Isn't that sweet, Captain? He actually came to help you with your cleaning obsession...", Rook whispered, softly enough so that Eren wouldn't hear.

"You know I can't leave. I have a lot of files I have to look through."

"Sir, I can do that for you. I asked the higher ups to show me how so that I would be of more use to you. If you don't trust my judgement then I can at least give them a look and give you a summarized review afterwards."

"...Eren! Wait up; I'll be there in a minute."

Opening a drawer, he took out two of his relatives, the gloves and the bleach, and run off to Eren.

'Oh, and Captain, I know this may be difficult, but, just trying looking at Eren that way."

...

Arriving at the East toilet section- where this week's cleaning duty was planned- they got down to business.

Both of them silent, at least their mouths were, because in their minds they were boiling.

For Eren, it was a matter he very fervently wanted to discuss with Levi. And as for Levi, his mind was full with his previous conversation with Rook.

A conversation that, for the past half hour, had been haunting his mind, like it did now for instance.

Glancing over at Eren, Rook's words came back in his mind again.

"Try looking at him that way."

Shut up. Do you think I have some on/off switch to homosexuality? ...Looking at him that way...

The more intensely he thought about this, the more he found himself staring at Eren's ass every time he bent over to pick a trash. And in all honesty, this wasn't pleasant to him.

Tch! Not again! I'm going to kill you Rook!

Levi thought and manically started plumbing the toilet.

"C-captain, you ok?"

"Huh!? Yeah, just fine! WHY!?"

"You're like possessed!"

"Huh!? I'm not! It's just that this toilet here is jam-packed! And I just can't unblock it! I've told them a thousand times not-to-serve-beans in the cafeteria! Now, who's going to get this shit moving!?"

Shit. Did I? Ugh, I looked at his ass again...

Scrubbing harder out of aggravation- which he really couldn't help-, his glove ripped, and he cut his finger with the metal brush.

"!"

"Captain! You ok?"

"I'm fine. It's just a small cut."

Eren came closer. In a way, this was an opportunity for him. He wanted to be close to Levi.

He held his hand in his, and bit off the glove slowly. Levi didn't speak. He simply observed.

Eren observed too, but it was Levi's hand. How many titans had died by this hand? And how many more would in the future?

For someone so deadly, his hand was unusually small. Small and...smooth. Alluring and sweet.

His eyes were filled with desire. He didn't know when he could get a chance like this again.

Gulping down his hesitation, Eren lowered his head slowly and parted his lips, seductively slipping out his tongue.

In the end, like a cat, he licked Levi's cut. He tasted every drop of blood and every bit more of Levi's skin as he could.

"Eren..."

"No, Captain...Please... let me. Just... just a little more...", he spoke, and took his finger into his mouth where his tongue danced around it.

"... That finger you are so eagerly licking had been scrubbing the toilet sit a moment ago."

"But... you've been wearing gloves."

"... Yeah. And the glove ripped."

"! Bleh! Ew... You could have told me!"

"I was too busy looking at your fine ass." Like hell I can tell him that.

"Anyway, we've almost finished here so you can leave if you want. I would have already vomited if I was in your place."

Eren nodded, but he didn't want to leave. He wanted to stay there, by Levi's side. He wanted to touch his hand again. To feel his skin.

"Captain, can I...at least give you a kiss?"

"! With that mouth you just had on my hand, which in turn was inside the toilet?"

I expected as much. Captain... I wonder, if you loved me, would something like this matter to you?

His face clearly conveyed his thoughts. His eyebrows had dropped a bit, though they remained neutral, and his eyes were downcast... and seemed ready to overflow with tears.

Levi sighed.

"Let's assume that your lips are clean. Hurry it up."

"Y-yes Captain!", Eren shuttered, his face lightening up, and he moved closer.

"What is it now?"

"Um...could you close your eyes?"

Hah... Brat. Whatever.

Eren examined Levi's face. His beautiful, perfect features. He touched his cheeks with his hands, feeling the cold, smooth skin of his.

Eren thought Levi was the most beautiful, the perfect man on Earth. He was certainly handsome. He had porcelain skin, drop dead good looks, and a death glare in his eyes that was as captivating and hot, as it was deadly and dangerous.

At first, Eren thought of capturing his lips, but that would most luckily anger and disgust him. Then, he thought of tasting his cheeks but that was too ordinary. Too plain to waist this chance on.

In the end, he decided on his prey.

He bend in slightly, his bangs slightly touching Levi's forehead... and then he moved lower, past his mouth, past his cheeks, and cowardly touched his lips in the side of Levi's neck.

His eyes opened wide.

"Eren.", Levi said but he didn't listen to him.

He moved lower again, and licked Levi's neck. Starting from the base of his neck, he licked his way higher to his chin, and then even higher to his ear.

"Eren..." Levi repeated, panting a bit. He had started to enjoy this, or at least something inside of him did.

"More...", Eren whispered erotically in his ear. And kept on licking it. Shoving his tongue deeper inside... and then, he bit him.

"EREN!"

Levi's eyes snapped open and he punched Eren to the ground. He kept panting, but it was no longer clear whether it was from the pleasure he was feeling until a moment ago or because of his anger.

Fixing his shirt and composing himself, he said coldly: "If you're finished then go."

Fallen on the ground, Eren frowned. He really... No, it wasn't a matter of right timing. This was as good of a moment as any other.

"Captain... Can I ask you something?"He said while standing up, and continued without waiting for a replay.

"Is it...really that repulsive to have a guy like you?

I mean, I love you and all, but I don't think you see me like that at all. I believe you're with me out of the kindness of your heart."

Kindness of heart, my ass. Levi wasn't kind, not at all. But, then again, when you are in love you think the other person is perfect.

Still, maybe it wasn't all in vain. Though Eren couldn't tell, Levi's heart at the moment was beating in uncontrollable delight.

"It's not a matter of kindness."

"Isn't it!? Then why did you agree to go out with me? Why did you kiss me!? If not kindness, then what!? Why!? The normal you would punch me, kick me..."

Don't fuck with me, brat. What am I supposed to say, anyway? That I want to get him to bed out of hope that it's going to turn out to be teenage hormones? Or that this wasn't even my idea?

I can't do that. I can't harm you like this. I don't WANT to harm you like this.

"...You want an answer!? Fine then, Eren-"

"NO, NO, NO, NO! I don't wanna listen about how you go out with me out of duty!"

"Firstly, calm down. Secondly, stop pulling my leg and filling my pants with your snot- again. And thirdly, shut the fuck up and listen."

"Stay by my side and keep on smiling."

"Huh...?"

"That's your answer."

"...What does that have to-"

"Just stay at my side and continue on laughing. Do that and I'll give you an answer soon."

"So...wait, you answered...about when you are going to give me an answer? That doesn't make any sense, even for you."

"If you don't like it then go away."

Detaching himself from Levi's thigh, Eren stood up. After they packed all their stuff, gloves, mops and the rest they filled in the cleaning duties forms, and started walking towards home.

"Oi, brat. Tomorrow, come at my house around six."

Chapter 4: the end

«To be continued»

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