Disclaimer: I don't own a single thing in this story, except for maybe the plot idea.
Author's Notes: Okay, I just have to say something. Some people wrote that they were surprised by Jimmy using the "P" word. I live in NYC, so I really don't think it meant the word as in a swear word, I just meant that Jimmy felt that Timmy teed off, made Dani mad. .. etcetera. I apologize to anyone who was offended. I'll write as I usually do, with the foul language to a nil. Also, when I started this story, many of you will remember that some people wanted Spongebob in this story. Well... He's here.. sort of. You'll see. Now to the story.
"So what are we going to do from here?" asks Jimmy, once everyone's slumped in chairs or couches. Sheen and Carl have joined the gang.
"Bask in the air conditioning, and enjoy the fact that we aren't in the sun?" Sheen asks, a sigh escaping him as he lounges on the couch.
"Play video games?" Timmy adds
"Eat enough unhealthy snacks to wake up a dietitian? chimes in Carl.
"How about all of that?" Danny blows some dust off of a V-Cube. "Why is this thing so dusty?
"'Cuz I don't really use it" Jimmy responds.
"Where's your mom, anyway?" questions Carl.
"Why do you care" teases Timmy. "Are you obsessed with her, or something?
"I'm not in love with Jimmy's mom!" says Carl in a quick burst of speech. "I just...just.. want some of her yummy cookies... is all"
"Whatever.." Danny shrugs. "Jimmy, your game selection is pretty bad. Do you have something from... say the last 5 years?"
"Carl really is obsessed with Jimmy's mom, no matter what he says"Sheen whispers to Timmy. Both of them snicker and laugh.
Meanwhile at Timmy's house...
"Vicky, we really do appreciate you babysitting for us on such short notice, But this opportunity to go with the Fentons to the fudge festival... " Mrs Turner hoists her bag onto her shoulder. "We just can't miss it!"
"We're sorry that you're going to have to pick up Timmy from his friend's house..."Mr Turner adds.
"Not sorry enough to get him yourself." mumbles Vicky bitterly under her breath.
"This'll help, I'm sure" Mr. Turner tosses a thick wad of cash in Vicky's direction.
"You should have the map to his friend's house"adds Mrs. Turner
"Mmm" Vicky inhales the scent of the money as she flaps it. "I love the smell of cold, hard cash in the late evening."
"Remember to get Timmy" reminds Mrs. Turner. "Or else you won't get paid"
"I get it" hisses Vicky in an annoyed tone. She slams the door behind them. "Idiots" She takes her car keys out of her torture bag and twirls them in her fingers. She hops in her cherry-red car and rolls out of the driveway. "Gonna catch some twerp"
"You're so dead!" Timmy whacks Sheen on the back of the head.
"I can't be dead!" Sheen coughs as he shoves a chip in his mouth. "Look, my score's still going up"
"Ha!" Danny punches a fist in the air. "Even in video games, I can still smoke your tail, Timmy!"
"Puh-lease" Timmy says sourly. "Without your superpowers, you are as weak as I am without my sugar"
"Whatever" Danny focuses back on the screen where he is beating up Vlad.
"Nice of Cosmo and Wanda to make us this game" Jimmy jabs a button with verve. "I mean, all 5 of us fighting our greatest foes... What could be better?"
"Speak for yourself." Carl replies with a slight amount of anger. "I have to play as this girl called Dani"
"Carl, you know Danielle" sighs Timmy impatiently.
"Oh yeah-right" Carl says in an asthmatic snort. "It still stinks how I have to play as a girl, though"
"At least you're not an alien thing" complains Sheen.
"Sheen, you know why you have to play as that" Jimmy says with as much patience as he can muster.
"Remind me of that?" Sheen bites his lip as his alien squirts plasma at an opponent.
"Because" begins Danny "Neither you or Carl have any mortal foes, so they thought it would be easier"
"But why an alien thing " Sheen responds.
"Because we couldn't think of anyone else to put in as a hero, so we just used our second favorite show" Wanda cuts in "I'm sure it was a bad idea."
"And what show is that?" urges Carl to let them continue.
"Crash Nebula" Cosmo yells.
"I don't think we get that" Jimmy jerks his controller to the left, right into Danny's head. "Cable TV can only pick up so many channels, you know."
"Yeah, I don't know what that is, either" Danny pauses the game to rub his sore head. "Explain?"
Cosmo hovers and thinks. "Well, it's like this..." and he begins to tell the tale of Sprig Speevack.
Squeal. Vicky pulls into the Neutron's driveway angrily. She gets out and raps on the door firmly. Mrs Neutron opens the door and looks at her funny.
"Yes?"
"Where is your son?" demands Vicky angrily.
"Well, he's probably in his club house..." Jimmy's mom thinks aloud.
"Good" Vicky tears off in the direction of the shack. She kicks the half ajar door open. It reveals the 5 boys with looks of shock on their faces.
"Vicky!" Timmy stands up slightly and gets ready to leave. "See ya" He isn't looking where he's going, however, and he slides comically on a damp yellow sponge in the floor. He goes speeding off in the direction of the open gray filing cabinet and falls in.
"Got ya!" Vicky grabs Jimmy from the hair and shakes him. "In another reality-avoidance costume, again? Nimmy Jeutron,is it?" She almost stomps out the door with Jimmy hanging from her clenched hand, but turns around. "Wait, weren't there 5 of you?"
"Yeah, give Ji-" starts Sheen. Danny puts his hand over Sheen's mouth.
"Shut up, Sheen!" hisses Danny. "Get lost, Vicky. It's bad enough you're taking Jim- I mean Timmy" he practically snarls.
Vicky slams the door and heads out to her car, tossing Jimmy carelessly into the backseat.
"I'm NOT TIMMY!" shrieks Jimmy.
"Whatever" mutters Vicky dismissively as she speeds toward the Turner's house.
"Why'd you let Vicky take Jimmy!" snorts Carl.
"If we argued with her, she'd go loony" Danny says placidly as he searches the shelves of Jimmy's common room.
"So what do we do now?" Timmy says woozily. He gets up and shakes his head.
"What do they do in those cool old spy movies when somebody gets captured?" responds Danny patiently. He reaches up and gets something from the upper shelf and tosses it to Timmy.
"They... go on a commando raid to save the person?" answers Timmy carefully.
"Exactly." Danny transforms into Danny Phantom and grins. "We're going to break him out."
"What about us?" Carl points to him and Sheen. "What are you two going to do about us?"
Timmy and Danny exchange a glance. "Um.. just keep playing video games for now" says Timmy.
"Works just fine for me" shrugs Sheen.
"Ow..Ow..Ugh" Jimmy lands on his head,seeing stars. "I'm going to kill Timmy for this." His eyes refocus, and he briefly remembers the first time he saw this room. "Gotta give him one thing. Vicky is one of the most evil things I've ever met. Now how am I going to get out of here?" His brow wrinkles and he thinks.
"So what is this thing, anyway?" Timmy fumbles with the object that Danny had handed to him. "Another of Jimmy's weird gadgets?"
"Wrong." Danny soars away from Jimmy's house, Timmy in his hand. "It's one of my parent's failed inventions. I lent it to Jimmy a while ago, to see if he could fix it. He fixed it so it can shoot to stun anything. It works very well, I must say"
"Aren't we going to go with them, Cosmo?" asks Wanda, back at the clubhouse, where Cosmo is wrestling with his feet.
"We aren't going anywhere until I can tie my shoes!"yells Cosmo in frustration.
"Then we aren't going anywhere" sighs Wanda as she tries to teach Cosmo, once again, how to tie his shoes.
Jimmy is sitting on the floor of the wreckage of Timmy's room, tying his sheets together. "Look at me, a genius, tying sheets together to escape from a second floor window"
Thump. Timmy lands on the roof 10 minutes later and smiles. "So, what's the plan?"
"I don't know" Danny sighs. "No plan, let's just dive into the room, grab Jimmy and get out before we get caught..."
With another thunk, the duo land in the room, where they see Jimmy curled up into a ball.
"Um.. Jimmy?" Timmy steps over to Jimmy and pinches him.
"Ye-ow!" Jimmy jumps up and winces. "I'm breathing, you didn't have to do that"
"We've come to get you out of here" Danny smirks. "Come on, get up!"
"What's going on up there, TWERP!" hollers Vicky. "I hear misery..and it's not being caused by me!"
"Uh oh." The trio say in unison. Vicky's footsteps get closer and closer... than nothing.
"Whew.." Jimmy sighs and visibly relaxes. "What happened to Vicky? It's like she just... vanished"
"MMMPPHHH!" Vicky has been grabbed by someone and dragged into a closet. "Who.."
"That's not important." The evil person from before is back, but still not seen. He is hiding among the coats.
"A talking coat?" Vicky asks warily.
"NO,you fool!"The coats shift slightly. "I just have to ask a few questions."
"Yeah, I'll really answer questions from a talking coat rack" Vicky rolls her eyes. "Shoot"
"Do you hate Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, or Danny Phantom?" asks the voice.
"Yeah, why? "
"Will you join the fight to kill them?" the voice asked anxiously.
"Yeah... But aren't Jimmy and Timmy the same person?" questions Vicky.
The voice sighs. "No. But that doesn't matter"
"Okay.."
"When we call, you must be there..."
"Got it!" Vicky replies.
"Girls are so chatty" grimaces the voice. An aerosol can appears seemingly out of nowhere, and sprays the 17 year-old. She is knocked out. The voice shoves her out of the closet , careful not to show himself.
Well? Read and review... Guess who the villain is! Also voice your opinions on Danielle/Timmy. Good Day:)
