Alright, time for another chapter of Ash's Lewd Adventure! I know the last chap ended on a sour note in a way for some of you viewers, but what can I say, noone prefers a perfect story, and this story is certainly no exception. I love all the reviews I've received so far, even the flames (it helps you build confidence of becoming better... most of the time). Anyway, here's the fourth chapter, hope you'll like it and remember to Review at the end okay? :)
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# Chapter 4 #
# The Quest Inside Mt Moon #
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After a long time of training, Ash and his pokémon was finally ready for their very first gym leader. "Alright, it's time to get our first gym badge!"
"Pikachu (It's late)"
"Right after we sleep or after something misfortunate that usually happens to me to stop me from my goal in this shitty fanfic!"
The next day, Ash and Pikachu headed to Pewter City's gym just to be informed that the gym leader has not returned from his trip. "...Like that" Ash said with anger as Pikachu sighed in frustration. "Pikachu Pika Pikachu (Just had to open your big mouth)"
"Keep chatting like that then I'll have to shut your Trap Hole with a cock!"
"Pikachu Pika Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi Pi... (First of all, this is not a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic, and second, blah blah blah blah blah blah...)"
"I meant literally"
"Pika Pikachu? (Don't you mean Figuratively?)"
"Whatever!" The raven haired boy yelled with frustration as he heard someone behind him. "You looking for the gym leader?"
"No, I'm waiting for him. Why do you ask?" He asked with annoyance as he turned around and saw a young boy with a sad expression.
"My big brother hasn't come back from his excursion yet and we're really worried about him" he said with his head hanging with despair. "Please, could, you... Bring our brother back to us? I'm afraid something bad has happened to him..." The boy began tearing up with sadness as he wiped his eyes with his lower arm.
Ash couldn't help but feel sorry for the little guy as he showed a comforting smile while crouching down to meet his eye level. "Hey, don't cry" he told the child as he placed a hand on his shoulder with the boy looking up with running eye balls and nose. "Don't worry little guy, I'll bring your big brother back".
"Y-You will?" He asked with a pleasantly surprised expression. "Of course, now show me where he went?"
Soon...
"He went inside there" the little boy told the raven-haired boy as he pointed towards the entrance to a cave. Ash looked carefully at the sign next to it as it read: "^ Mt Moon".
They waited for a while until Pikachu spoke up. "Pikachu, Pika? (You can't read, can you?)"
"Yes I can"
"Pikachu Pika Pi Pikachu (Then read your three words you just said above my line)"
"Are you taking me for a fool? You know I can't read"
"Pikachu Pi Pika (That's what I was saying)"
"No you said I can read. Now see, you can't read"
"Pikachu Pika Pikachu! (I never said you can read and I can read!)"
"Then if you think you didn't say I can read and if YOU can read, then read the three translated words you said after 'I never said'"
"...Pikachu Pika Pi Pikachu (...Well at least you have some brain cells that survived when you were born)"
"Duh! Hey, wait a minute-"
Can you guys get on track with the chapter already!
"Fine, fine... What does this sign says" the raven haired boy asked as Pikachu sighed in annoyance answering that it says "I'm retarded".
"'I'm retarded!?' Are you retarded!? How can it say that!? Wait, I know what it says, it says 'I'm retarded'!Ha, see who's clever now Pikachu. My IQ even amaze myself" He complimented himself as the yellow rodent smacked her forehead.
'Pikachu Pikachu Pika Pikachu? (How did I even get stuck with a guy like him?)' She thought to herself as the young boy answered it was actually Mt Moon. Ash stood up straight with a wondering expression, "Mt Moon, huh? Isn't Mt Moon full of Fairy-type pokémon?"
"I think so. I heard it's very dangerous in there as well"
"Ha, I spit in the face of danger!"
Soon...
Ash walked out of the cave with a dull expression as his face was covered with saliva. "What happened?" The boy asked with concern.
"I think danger just spat in my face... But I still won't give up!"
Soon...
Ash barely got out as he slowly crawled to the two's position with his whole body full of saliva.
"I give up" the black haired boy stated as he raised a small flag and swung it around.
"Why not go in without Pikachu?" The young boy pointed out the priority as Ash stood up and shook the saliva off him like a dog. "That's so stupid, why would I- wait a sec, why don't I just go without Pikachu? Wow, I am a total genius" he complimented himself as Pikachu and the boy looked at each other. "Wow, he really did try the same joke like before. I guess I owe you 5 Zeni"
"Pikachu (Told you)"
"Ash, just take Pikachu with" the boy simply corrected his mistake earlier as Ash reluctantly did what he said. "I guess we even now since he didn't do it again"
"Pikachu (Stupid Ash)" she said with annoyance as the raven haired boy finally entered the cave with Pikachu this time.
"Watch out Pikachu, danger can lurk around any corner and attack you with a ball of spit"
"Pikachu Pika, Pikachu? (Danger is not evens a living thing, how the hell can it spit?)"
Suddenly a pokémon came out and Ash read it with his pokédex.
"Danger, the danger pokémon. It's dangerous... Were you expecting more info?"
"And that's proof there is a pokémon named Danger" Ash explained to his pokémon as she read the few paragraphs above this one before smacking her forehead.
Suddenly they heard voices around a corner as the two inspected it by creeping close to the edge and hearing closely.
"Do you have the dough?"
"Why the fuck would I have dough on me!? Who would want to make food in a place like this?!"
"I'm mean dough as in money"
"Money doesn't have insides. How can dough be in money?!"
"I said as man, I said AS!"
"You can't say you said 'as man' and 'AS' at the same time! Make up your mind man!"
"I SAID AS!"
"How did this topic change to butts?"
"Oh my god! You fucking stupid motherfucking bitch hoe whore!"
"Hoe and whore and is the same. You just letting FinalStory type fillers"
"Holy fuck! Why is almost everyone in this motherfucking story, motherfucking stupid! I have the fucking drugs, do you have the money!?"
"No..."
"Hey bro, do you have the drugs- Who the fuck is this"
"Wait what!? I thought he was the one who ordered the dope!?"
"Nah, I'm just a random guy placed here by the narrator"
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Ash leaned to the left afterwards and saw a dead person and two people with black devil masks and dark clothes on who dragged the soulless body to a hole they conveniently found. "Pika Pikachu (They just killed an innocent person)" Pikachu stated the obvious as Ash had a mad expression on. "I may have vandalized young virgin vaginas before but this has got to be the most sickest thing I've ever seen" he grinded his teeth with anger. "Pi, Pika Pika Pikachu (Nope, raping non-puberty girls is still sicker)" Pikachu said as Ash came out of hiding and faced the drug dealers. "Hey you two bitches, I'mma send you straight to jail for what you have done"
"Pikachu Pikachu Pi Pika Pi Pikachu Pika (You should realize it by now that everytime you come out like this the Bold Later word follows and something unfortunate happens to you)"
Later...
"Why do this always happen to me!" Ash complained as he hung upside down above a boiling bowl of hot lava with rope around him alongside Pikachu who also had rope tide around her. "Pikachu Pika Pi (Told you and you mean 'we')"
"Are you kidding, you can use Iron Tail on that rope and free yourself" Ash told her as Pikachu did just that and escaped. "What about fucking me! Huh?" The raven haired boy stated the obvious. "Pikachu, Pi Pika Pikachu (Don't worry, I'll fuck your virgin ass if you survive)" the yellow rodent told Ash as he wriggled around with anger.
"I mean literally!"
"Pika Pikachu (You mean figuratively)"
"PIKACHU!" He yelled for his partner as one man went after Pikachu while the other laughed maniacally at Ash from below. "Seems you don't really have any loyal pokémon on your side huh? Too bad, cause I'm gonna burn you to shreds!".
"And just how are you gonna reach the rope?" Ash asked with curiosity as the man realized he didn't thought that through. "Ah I'll use this lava stone to burn the rope!" He explained as he grabbed a nearby lava stone but pulled away when it burnt his palm to a crisp. "Ah fuck!"
'And he asked why is everyone stupid in this fanfic' the boy thought to himself pointing something out. "Why not use your pocket knife what you used on that man?" Ash asked with curiosity as the man took out the knife he used to slit the random guy's throat. "Hey you shut up! Wait what if I use my pocket knife? Aw yeah, how clever I am!"
"Hey, I thought the protagonist should've the unique qualities FinalStory!"
Keep quiet you! Now where were we? Oh yeah, the man was ready to throw the knife at the rope that kept him up but Pikachu came to the rescue with a Thunderbolt for the man and an Iron Tail for Ash. Luckily Ash swung before the Iron Tail which resulted him to fall next to the giant bowl of lava. "Where did they get this giant bowl of lava anyways?" Ash asked himself as he decided to follow the other man who dealed the drugs to his client.
Later...
The man got lost in the cave when he went after Pikachu as he stopped and cried. "I want mommy!"
"Fairy" a pokémon said in front of the criminal as he found it adorable. "Aw, are you lost little guy?"
The next thing he knew the pokémon used Psychic on him to choke him to death. As his soul floated up, he saw where was the exit path. "Oh, the exit was right next to me. Who would have knew?"
Then suddenly hands from below grabbed him and pulled him down to Hell.
Meanwhile...
Ash and Pikachu walked around the place, getting lost in the process as the raven-haired boy groaned with annoyance. "Ah fuck fuck fucky fuck! Why the fuck do we always get lost!"
Then suddenly they saw a black and white textbox like in the GBA pokémon games as it said, "It's in the story line now shut the fuck up!".
Then suddenly they saw a girl came from the corner who ran at their direction with a panicked expression. She looked scared as she ran into Ash which made them two fall backwards. When Ash opened his eyes, he saw the girl's pink cotton panties which was exposed due to the way she was sitting. That gave Ash a nose bleed as she saw Ash bleeding. "Oh my goodness, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into your nose like that. I was being chased!"
Ash wanted to object but when he saw the girl's lime colored orbs, he immediately was at a lost of words. The girl had a beautiful long aqua ponytail with a few bangs in front. She had on a white cut off sleeveless shirt with it also exposing her cute bellybutton. She had a blue cut off jeans which showed her perfect, juicy young thighs. She also had on white and blue sneakers with long aqua socks that went just below her knees. Finally she had a wrist device on her left wrist and a red heart necklace that went well with her red heart hair clip that kept her smooth hairstyle in place. To top it off she had a nice dark mole on her left cheek bone. In other words, she was stunning, very stunning for a young lady.
Pikachu noticed the familiar look on Ash's face as she looked at the girl. "Pikachu, Pika Pi (It's official, his a virgin magnet)" the mouse simply said as the girl noticed the cute Pikachu. "A Pikachu! Oh wow, I never thought I'd see one here!" She said with an excited tone as she petted Ash's Pikachu almost everywhere. "Is she yours?"
Ash nodded reluctantly as he began to get aroused by the image of her panties still running through his head. "Yes it is, she's actually the last female of her kind"
"Oh wow, that's amazing! I actually have a male Raichu" she admitted with a cheerful smile as Pikachu cooed at the touches the girl gave her. "Pika, Pikachu! (Oh god, I'm getting hornier!)"
"Wait, earlier you said you were being chased right?"
"Oh yeah, a man I bumped into was so mean, he swore me out even though I apologized then he tried touching me by my private part so I ran away"
"What about your Raichu? Why not use him to protect you"
"Unfortunately, my Raichu does not want to co-operate with me" she said sadly as she looked downwards. "Why not?" Ash asked her as she began blushing a little. "It refuse to do what I say unless I agree to give him my private part"
"You mean he wants to fuck you?" Ash asked as he thought to himself that he seemed to be not the only one that is after this girl.
"Urm... I guess. What does that mean anyway?"
"What? Fuck?!" The boy asked with shock since she had no idea what 'fuck' means as she nodded.
"I know it's a naughty word. My parents swear a lot so I know a bunch of those are rude words"
"Pikachu Pika Pi Pikachu (She's more innocent than a new-born child)" Pikachu said with wide eyes as Ash noticed a hulk of a guy behind her running towards them. "That man's here, I'll tell ya later" Ash told her as he stood up heroically with the girl retreating at the back him, holding his shoulders with her body trembling with fear.
"There you're cutie. Why you hiding behind this ass"
"At least my chin doesn't have two hairy balls dangling from it" Ash spoke up as the man looked down at his chin. It literally had two big hairy genitals attached to the chin of the man.
He blushed furiously with embarrassment as the three laughed at him. "Hey, it's a serious condition. Now hand that hoe over or I'll have to force it off from ya!" The man demanded viciously as Ash pulled his cap backwards saying, "Bring it on ball man" he said confidently as the man and he got into a fighting stance. "Alright, you ask for it! Come on out, Nidoking!"
Soon a big pink rhino-like creature appeared in front of the three as Ash pulled his pokédex out for the pokémon.
"Nidoking, the Drill Pokémon, and the evolve form of Nidorino. It uses it's powerful tail in battle to smash, constrict, then break the prey's bones."
"Pikachu, I want you to stay out of this one and let my other pokémon try out okay?"
"Pi, Pikachu Pika Pika Pi (Fine, but you owe me a cock later)"
"Alright, let's see what you can do my Bolbasaur!"
Then suddenly the summoned pokémon vine whipped him on the head.
"Ow, what was that for!?"
"Bulba Bulbasaur (You spelt my name wrong)"
"But it was Final-Cock-Sucker, not me! And it sounds the same anyway"
"Nidoking, use Poison Sting!" Ash heard the man ordered as the boy quickly told the seed pokémon to dodge it, which he did. "Now Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip!" Ash ordered as it did little damage to it.
"Ha hah, my Nidoking is too strong to be hurt that easily shithead"
"Don't let me start with your chin again!"
"You wouldn't dare!" He threatened but Ash did it anyway as the man was pissed off now. "Nidoking, show him no mercy!"
"Nido" it said as it charged in for an attack but Bulbasaur jumped in the air as it used Razor Leaf just as Ash asked it to.
"You don't listen, do you? Your puny attacks are worthless!" He told him as he ordered his pokémon to grab ahold of the incoming Vine Whip. "Hah, now I got you" he stated as Nidoking began to swing the small seed pokémon around with an escalating speed until he finally let go with Bulbasaur crashing in the wall, completely fainted.
"Bulbasaur!" He exclaimed with surprise as he retreated the pokémon. "Alright jerk, you ask for it" he said with a serious face as he threw out Butterfree. "Oh my god, is this it? You really have nothing better than a Bug-type pokémon? It's not very effective you idiot! You have a better chance at winning in Rubic's Cube" he explained as his pokémon used Poison Sting, but it dodged gracefully in the air as Ash told it to use Sleeping Powder, which worked as the huge pink creature fell asleep.
"Oh no you don't!" He told them as he brought out an Awakening and used on the pokémon.
"Hey, that's cheating!"
"Oh yeah, sue me. You fucking stupid you know?"
"I'm not stupid"
"Which just proves you stupid since that was a rhetorical question" he explained as Ash ordered for Butterfree to use Quick Attack. "Use Poison sting my Nidoking!" The man ordered but then Ash told Butterfree to use Gust. The move was stronger than the opposing move as Nidoking was caught in the tornado and was threw in the wall. "Get up Nidoking and use Earthquake"
"Okay Butterfree, counter it with, wait, isn't that a Ground mo- woah wah woah wah" he couldn't finish his sentence due to the sudden Earthquake which Butterfree was confused as it looked at Ash. This gave the opening the pink creature needed as it used Megahorn which KO'ed the Butterfly pokémon. "Aw shit man. Oh well, you did great, Butterfree" he told his fainted pokémon as he returned it and looked at the man. "Ha" the man laughed, "What now huh? You gonna bring that rat of yours who doesn't even have an effect on my Nidoking!" He explained with a smirk as Ash bowed his head in defeat but the yellow rodent of a partner pulled on his pants' sleeve, which got his attention. "Pikachu (I'm ready!)" It said with a determined expression as Ash nodded in agreement. "Alright you little-"
"I'm bigger than you"
"Whatever. Are you ready to get the shock of your life?"
"I don't know, are you ready to lose that young bitch over there?" He asked with crossed arms as Ash brought out Pikachu. "Oh well, I warned ya. Nidoking, use Peck!"
"Use Iron Tail Pikachu!" The raven-haired boy ordered as an explosion was created from the impact. The two pokémon was now dueling it out as Pikachu seemed to be too quick for the Nidoking. "Fuck! If you wanna run away I guess I'll just use Earthquake then!"
"That's what we were planning. Now Pikachu, jump up and use Iron Tail" Ash told his companion as it did just that. The attack may have done damage to the opponent but Pikachu seemed to be infected afterwards.
"Pikachu, what's wrong?"
"Hah, that's my pokémon's ability, Poison Point. It can Poison a Pokémon which physical interacts with Nidoking"
"Well, I'll use my Antidote then"
"Not a chance, I won't give you an opportunity" he explained as his Nidoking charged in and Peck Pikachu multiple times and then it Double Kicked it. "Oh no Pikachu!" Ash cried out as Pikachu struggled to get up.
Then the rave-haired boy got a Flashback of what happened when Misty's freedom was on the line as he compared it to the girl behind him. Ash had now a serious expression on as he ran up to the fight. "Wait, what are you doing kid! You can't interfere in a pokémon battle!" He explained but Ash didn't listen as he grabbed Pikachu out of the way of an attack. Using the Antidote, he placed him down and nodded to a healed Pikachu. "You motherfucker, kill them then. Use Earthquake!" The man told his pokémon as Ash told Pikachu to jump up again. "Your repeated strategy won't work, Einstein!"
"Oh yeah? Watch this! Pikachu, use Iron Tail on the ceiling!" The boy told the yellow rodent as rocks fell from the ceiling, with a huge one falling right on Nidoking's head, which fainted immediately. "What? How did you- That's cheating!"
"Oh yeah, sue me then" he mimicked the man as he couldn't help but retreat.
"Wow, that was amazing!" The girl stated with awe as she approached the two. "Aw, it was nothing, urgh-"
"Yuna, and you?"
"My name's Ash, Ash Ketchum!"
Soon...
"So you from the Sinnoh Region?"
"Yeah, I'm actually Misty's cousin in Cerulean City. I came to visit her for the some being but her sisters said she went to Route 1 to, I think fish?"
"Well I met Misty in Route 1 actually"
"Really? Is she still there?"
Now Ash was in a corner as he thought of keeping the betting her freedom on the line truth a secret for now. "No, she actually was forced to go with a boy who I'm trying to find so I can save her"
"Oh wow, that is so heroic of you. Spending your own time to save her. Who is this boy anyway?"
"His name is Kal. He have blue hair. I don't think you would know him"
"Wait, do he have like a red and white jacket and pants on?"
"Yeah, how did you know? Are you a Psychic Pokémon or something?"
"No" she told him, "I saw him in Route 4 just before I entered in Mt Moon"
"Really?! Then, why look for her? Wasn't she with him?"
"No, as a matter of fact, I asked him if he knew Misty and he said she was heading back to Pewter City for something"
"Urm, that's strange. I haven't seen her there since she departed ways with me. When was that?"
"About a few hours ago in the morning"
"Then she is probably in here somewhere"
"You probably right. But where should we check first?"
Then suddenly after Pikachu's ears twitched as she heard a noise from around the corner. "Pikachu (I heard something)"
Being followed by the two humans, pikachu led them to a herd of pokémon as the raven-haired boy scanned one of them.
"Clefairy, the Fairy Pokémon. It's magical and cute appeal has many admirers. It is rare and found only in certain areas"
"They look harmless enough" he stated as two tied up humans were lowered in the bowl of lava with the Psychic power of the Clefairies before they were taken out becoming plain skeletons with the flesh burnt off. "Now that's so cool" Ash said admiring the Psychic but changed his sentence when he saw two female glares staring at him.
"Why are they even doing this?" Yuna asked with curiosity as they saw another pink pokémon floating down to the herd and patting them on the back, obviously giving them gratitude.
"Clefable, the Fairy Pokémon, and the evolve form of Clefairy. A timid Pokémon that is rarely seen. It will run and hide the moment it senses people"
"That fat fuck of a pokémon must be their leader" Ash pointed out as he was going to dash in recklessly but pikachu kept him in place. "Pika, Pikachu Pika Pi Pika (Please, your running in without thinking joke is getting old)"
"But it's only the Fourth Chapter"
The bigger Fairy pokémon ears poked up as it turned around since it heard a noise around the corner.
"Aw shit! We fucked!" Ash explained as they tried to run but noticed they were surrounded by several creepy smiling Clefairies.
"Urm, hey there guys, wuddup?" He asked having a formal conversation as the leader pokémon approached them. "Ah! More sacrifices. This is getting too easy" it said as the three gasped with surprise. "You can talk?!" Ash asked with a jaw dropping expression.
"Yes I can talk"
"I know I can talk, I'm asking if you can talk"
"That's what I said, I can talk"
"Dude, I'm a human, of course I can talk"
"I mean me"
"Me? Can I talk? I'm doing it right now"
"I mean me!"
"You said that line already and I know you mean me"
"But I'm me, and you're you. So I'm I, and you you"
"Then what's your point"
"...I can't even remember. Wait, I got it! You were using the same phrases as me to represent you so the conclusion in theory means I was talking about..." As Clefable spoke on, Ash and the others were sneaking away. "Man, what a fool!" Ash stated with a chuckle as the herd heard him since he wasn't even 5 feet away from them yet.
"Pika (Nice going)"
"Thanks" Ash said proudly, not knowing to be proud of himself.
"You really thought you could escape your deaths like that huh?" Clefable asked the group as they were gone. "Well, don't just stand there? After them!" He ordered as the minor pokémon ran after the protagonists.
Meanwhile...
"Run!" Ash explained as he saw the Psychic pokémon gaining up on them.
"Pika Pikachu! (Great advice, Einstein!)"
"Man, I guess I'm the only who's clever here since I am the only one who knows they could just use their Psychic power to catch us easily"
Just then, they were floating in mid-air as they were being controlled by the powers of the Clefairies.
"Pi, Pika Pikachu (Damn, you are one dumbass motherfucker)"
"Thanks" he said proudly once again as he didn't know if he had to be proud of himself, but the only thing he knew what was true was the last word Pikachu said.
Later...
The three were in the air above the pot of boiling lava as they were being physically controlled by the herd's minds.
"Well, I guess this is it. The end of Ash Ketchum. Before I die, I would like to reveal something you never knew about yourself, Pikachu. You a total slut"
"Pikachu (Never woulda guess)" she rolled her eyes as Yuna began to speak to the Clefable.
"Why are you doing this?"
"It's for a sacrifice, now keep quiet, all three of you!" He demanded as the three Clefairies in front of him kept their mouths shut.
"Not you guys!" He told the three as they began chatting again. "I take that back, shut up!"
"What kind of sacrifice are you actually trying to make?"
"A sacrifice to shut you up"
"Is it for somebody?"
"Yeah, I'm sacrificing you for Silence. He is my best friend and your voice is breaking him!"
"Was it someone close to you?"
"What did I just say?"
"Damn, you stupid piece of pokémon shit. You said 'Yeah, I'm sacrificing you for Silence. He is my best friend and your voice is breaking him!'" Ash explained to him as Clefable demanded for faster Psychokinesis from his Clefairies.
"Was it a sibling?"
"Faster, motherfuckers, FASTER!"
"Was it your father?"
"Oh god, please, dear lord, give me the strength I need to keep her bitchy mouth close!"
"Was it your mother?"
"You know what, it was my mother, actually. Now can you please zip it?" He lied as he was going to burst a load.
"Pika? Pikachu Pika (Really? That sounds delicious)"
Not that kind of- never mind.
"What did she do?"
"Oh Jesus Christ, that's it! Just let them fall!" He commanded with desperation as the Psychic transaction stopped with the team falling to death.
"It's a bowl of lava, not death! Man, and they call me stupid!"
"Pika (Ahem)"
"Oh right. Come on out Bulbasaur and save our falling asses!" He told his pokémon as the released seed pokémon caught them with his Vines and placed them down.
"Good boy!" The raven haired boy petted the creature. "Bul, Bulba. Bulbasaur (Please, stop doing that. It looks weird)"
"And nice going there too Yuna. I never knew an innocent girl like you could be bitchy" he explained with a smirk as the girl didn't know what he meant since she was too innocent to know what 'bitchy' meant.
"God damn, must I do everything on my own?" He asked as one of the Clefairies in the herd said yes. Unfortunately for him, he was soon thrown in the bowl of lava by Clefable. "Okay, time to take you guys down!"
"Sorry, but I'm not ready for hell! First I need to complete the mission my mom gave me, then I need to become the Pokémon Master, and then I have to get fat and old and then I need to pass on. Then after that I need to go to Heaven for my Savings Account and maybe meet some angel chicks and then some. So, my schedule is actually too tight for you penetrate it with your threats" he explained to the leader as he noticed everyone in the area were sound asleep before he yelled to wake them all up.
"Huh? Where am I?" Clefable asked as he realized he was sleeping, "Oh man, I was having the most wettest dream. I was getting gangraped by my idol Justin Bieber. Wait, did I say gangraped by Bieber? I meant I dreaming that I was... Urgh, sleeping? Yeah, I was dreaming that I was sleeping" he said to noone in particular as one Clefairy asked itself how does someone get gangraped by one person.
"Alright, where was I?"
"You were going to get your pink ass kicked by my pokémon. Get him Pikachu! Thunderbolt!" Ash told his female pokémon as she lightning striked the opponent but Clefable simply used Mirror Coat that rebounded back at Pikachu which blew up in her face. "Pikachu!" Ash cried out as the smoke cleared and revealed a very badly injured pokémon. "Hah, stupid boy, Mirror Coat reflects any attack it encounters back to you with twice the amount of damage" the pink pokémon explained as Ash was worried of Pikachu, but the yellow rodent just stood despite the pain. "Pika (I'm okay)"
"Alright, use Quick Attack!"
Pikachu dashed forward with speed as Clefable soon had yellow stars flying towards and hitting Pikachu who was pulled aback by the velocity of the attack.
"Woah, that was fucking fast" Ash explained with shock as Clefable laughed triumphantly. "That was Swift, an attack that never misses, so rushing in will back a waste" he explained before getting knocked back by a Quick Attack of Pikachu. "Hey, no fair! I was talking here!" He tried telling his opponents but got knocked back again by a Quick Attack. "That's it!" He stated with anger as he began to use the attack called Metronome.
"Ash, I think his using Metronome"
"What's that, Meteors from the sky?"
"No, it can be any move"
"What do you mean?" Just then Clefable was charging for a while before unleashing a huge Hyper Beam at Pikachu, which exploded in her face just like her Thunderbolt as she fell down, fainted.
"Aw crap!" He exclaimed as he picked his fainted pokémon up. "Alright, Bulbasaur, I guess you next. Attack with Leech Seed!"
The draining sticky seeds worked as it slowly sucked the health out of Clefable. "Ha, is that the best you got? Clefable, use Metronome!... Oh wait, I am Clefable" he told himself as he used the random copy move anyway. "Watch out Bulbasaur, be ready for what he is about to unleash!" Ash warned with a worry expression.
"Pika Pikachu (I hope it's cum)"
"Wait a sec,you not fainted?!"
"Well, my script says I should but I'm just interested in what his move will be"
"..." Ash didn't wanna say anything until he realized that the Metronome chose Leer, which didn't work since Clefable's face was so cute, the Leer said 'Fuck it' and ran off.
"Wait, I will you extra!"
"I'm not evens alive, what am I suppose to do with money?!" It shouted before vanishing as the team was laughing out an upset Clefable.
"Stop laughing or I'll make you regret it!" He tried threatening the team.
"Ha ha hah! Look, he's trying it again! Ha ha hah!" Ash pointed out as the upset expression ran off once again.
"Grrr, that's it!" He stated as 'Grrr' ran away as well.
"What the fuck?!" He asked as he deciding to Double Slap the seed pokémon but he simply dodged the close range attack before being ordered to use Razor Leaf, which was a critical hit.
"Ah, you bastard! Why are you guys even doing what these filthy humans tell you? They're nothing cunts!"
"Is that why you sacrifice humans?" Ash asked.
"Duh! I hate you human beings, you think you can just come around and capture us to be your slaves!? That is not right! We lived on this God forsaken planet before you so don't hide like cowards behind our own kind! Fight like a man, pussies!" He explained with anger as he forgotten all about the Clefairies behind him.
"What?" One Clefairy began, "I thought we were sacrificing humans for the sake of the safety of this planet"
"Yeah" the herd said together.
"I was told it was for summoning pokémon bitches with fat tits, but not even one was created since then"
"Yeah" the group said in unison again.
"I just came cause I was told there would be free snacks here, but I'm fucking hungry and I didn't eat nothing since then"
"Yeah!" They exclaimed with anger.
"And I came to be part of the group!" One Clefairy said as everyone just looked at him with blank expression before angrily facing a cornered Clefable.
"Oh would you look at the time, gotta go!" he said as he looked at his wrist which had no watch around it before sprinting away.
"We're sorry for the inconvenience we gave you humans before. We just didn't know what we were getting ourselves into" one of the Clefairy in front apologized as they said it was fine.
"If there is anything we could do for you guys, we'll do it"
"Do you have money?" Ash asked out of the blue.
"Except for that"
"Fame?"
"And that"
"How about a fruit?"
"That too"
"*Sigh* Do you guys even have something to give for us?"
"Urm, how about this rock" he suggested as he picked a random stone up.
"Pikachu Pika Pi Pikachu (Only a stupid person would accept a natural resource)"
"Oo, a rock! Don't mind if I do (Heh heh heh, suckas! Giving a rock is like handing a fortune, idiots)" he explained with a smirk as Pikachu said, "Pikachu Pika (Saw that one comin)".
"Actually, I think we need help with a different thing" Yuna started as Ash was breakdancing at the award he received. "You see, we're looking for the Pewter City Gym Leader"
"Oh yeah that's right, did you see him? He look like this" Ash asked as he showed the photo of the young boy's brother that he was given to. "Hmmm, I think I saw him with another person up ahead. They were checking something if I am not mistaken" he told the team as they thanked him and moved on, when Ash came back for the rock he dropped.
Soon...
Ash had used a Potion on Pikachu who was now better than before. The walk was silent as Ash was planning to take the girl right there and now. He slowly leaned in to her small tits but pulled back when he heard she spoke.
"I wasn't planning on raping you or anything" he said to her as Yuna wasn't sure what he meant by rape.
"Urm, okay. I was going to ask you if you knew the guy's name who we are searching for?"
"Urgh I don't know, probably Olive"
"Why Olive?"
"I don't know, I was just trying to make a dick joke for the reader"
"Something tells me his name must probably be Brock"
"Brock Lesnar? Psk, he doesn't look half as buff as that dude"
"No I mean Brock"
"Yes I know what you said"
"No, I mean... Never mind"
"Wait a minute, look over there" he said as they noticed two men were being cornered by Zubats who were using Supersonic on them.
"Hey, poké hoes!"
"Pika Pikachu (That's so creative)" Pikachu sarcastically complimented as the flying bats' attention was now on the three.
"Use Thunderbolt Pikachu!" He ordered as the Lightning attack shocked the shit out of him before they retreated.
"Ew, disgusting" Ash said with a grossed out expression, "I ain't cleaning that up"
Just then, Ash noticed that one of the two men was the guy they were searching for. "Hey there! You must be Olive, right?"
"No"
"(Damn it, I was so close!) Oh well, I'm here-" just then Pikachu shoved her elbow in his gut. "Ah *Cough*, I mean I'm here-" he tried saying but he was shoved again.
"What do you want from me woman!"
"Pikachu (We you idiot!)"
"Don't bring Yuna into your actions! You were shoving me and not Yuna"
"Pikachu Pika (You so stupid always)"
"I'm not stupid... Well, not all the time"
"Pika Pi Pikachu Pika Pikachu (I was thinking you would say thanks like always)"
"Thanks" he said as he was proud of himself, with no clue for what.
"Ahem" the Gym Leader interrupted as Ash got back on track. "What I was trying to say is your siblings are looking and worried about you. Well, besides the looking part"
"I knew leaving Pewter City was a bad idea"
"None sense" the man next to him disagreed who had a pair of glasses and a lab coat, probably a scientist. "They can take care of themselves, I mean you at the Gym all day long weren't you? Plus, you have to help me with this excursion, you promised Brock" he stated as Ash couldn't believe his name was Brock. "Yeah but my family"
Just then the ground began to rumble as everyone tried hanging on.
"W-What's going on?" The raven-haired boy asked as the Scientist said, "It's here, it just has to be"
"What's here?" Yuna asked as the rumble began to cool down with Brock explaining to them.
"Look, we don't have time for answers, the fossil is about to transform" he pointed out the odd shaped dusty old bone that was on top of a pillar.
"Dear pokémon Gods, please here my pray and wake up the beast that has been reduced nothing more than a worthless exhibition" the scientist spoke out as he bowed down on his knees.
Just then a lightning from out of no where striked the man, causing him to vanishing leaving nothing but his clothes behind. "Dane! No!" Brock cried out as the other three had shocked expressions on their faces. "What the fuck? What just happened? This is a cave, how can-" Ash tried asking but then the earth began to sake once again as another Lightning strike hit the Fossil, causing an explosion that shot the four back.
Before they could have reacted, the smoke cleared and showed a simple egg with green spots.
"That's it?" Ash asked with confusion, "that's what it transforms into?"
"This can't be" Brock said with confusion as well. "Dane said it would be a legendary pokémon that it turns into"
"Please, explain what's going on here?" Yuna asked as Brock turned to them and decided to explain himself.
"Well it all started at the Pokémon Center, I had to get a check up for my balls that were becoming hairy for some reason"
"Dude, that's natural"
"No, on my Soccer balls"
"Urgh, that's sounds weird. But then why go to the Pokémon Center for that?"
"...I can't remember. But now that I think about it, it was only my hair that cut off that was stuck on it"
"Well this is a weird start to tell a story"
"Anyway, I was waiting to be assisted when my old friend Dane popped by, saying that he just discovered something about a fossil he found days ago. He said his theory told him that the fossil would be reincarnated into the legendary pokémon the fossil came from, but only at high noon in the Mystical Area of Mt Moon. But he needed help getting there because of the wild pokémon in the cave so I decided to go with but I never thought it would take this long"
"But now it actually transformed into an egg"
"Not just an egg, a pokémon egg. But I think it holds the legendary pokémon inside it"
"Urm, you guys, where actually is the egg?" Yuna interrupted as the gang noticed it was gone. "What the? It was right there a minute ago!" Brock said as he looked around for the egg until they heard voices from on top of a boulder.
"Prepare for trouble, you motherfuckers"
"And make it double to suck cocks you cocksuckers!"
"...I told you it won't make any sense!"
"Why?"
"I'm not a Shemale so I have no cock and Meowth certainly has no dick either!"
"Hey! I have one! It, just, that you need a Telescope to see it" he told them with embarrassment as the two human companions laughed at the feline. "Hey, it's a condition!" He said with anger as they just laughed even more.
"Are you guys just hear to fucking make the story longer?" Ash asked as Yuna and Brock asked the boy who were they. "They're Team Rocket, they steal other people's pokémon. As you can see, they craving for dicks to shut their chattering mouths.
"Pikachu (Mine too)"
"Pikachu, please, we don't have time for your sex jokes"
"Pikachu (Look who's talking)"
"Hey twerps, looking for this" Jessie asked the four as she was throwing and catching a familiar pokémon egg in her hand.
"The pokémon egg! Give it back!" Brock demanded as James turned and pulled down his pants, showing his naked butt.
"Finders keepers losers weepers" he sang as he slapped his butt cheek unintentionally hard, causing him to jump and rub it.
"Besides, the boss would love this pokémon inside this egg since it is legendary"
"No it isn't" Ash said before TR said that they heard the horse's mouth saying it even.
"We no Ponyta, which I don't actually know what the fuck is a Ponyta, I don't why did I say that evens"
"Pikachu (It's on your script)"
"Anyway, we never said legendary, we said, urgh... I am a fairy?" He lied as he shrugged at the confused Yuna and Brock.
"That's stupid and so are you"
"It's true, don't see our invisible wings?" He asked as he signaled the others to back him up.
"Oh urgh, yeah, and our invisible wands" Yuna stated as Brock said, "Not to forget our invisible crowns"
A/N: I mean, how can someone see INVISIBLE wings, wands and crowns?
"That's so stupid, and so are you" Jessie said as Meowth butted in.
"We that joke three sentences ago"
"I don't care!"
"Wait, you guys, I think I see them" James admitted as he believed them.
"James, were you born in rehab?" Jessie asked rhetorically.
"Yes, I was actually" he said proudly.
"They just said it was invisible, how the fuck can you see that?! Besides, humans cannot be fairies. They can't even fly!"
"Oh yeah" the blue haired man realized as they noticed that the egg was missing.
"Hey twerps, looking for this?" Ash mocked them as he threw and caught the egg in his hand.
"The pokémon egg! Give it back!" Jessie demanded as Ash placed the egg down, turned around and pulled down his pants, exposing his butt.
"Finders keepers losers weepers" he mocked again as he slapped his butt too hard causing him to jump and rub it. "Pikachu (Déjà vu)"
"Then we'll take it by force. Go out Ekans!"
"You too Bellsprout!" James commanded as a yellow headed plant pokémon came out.
"Bellsprout, the Flower Pokémon. A carnivorous POKéMON that traps and eats bugs. It uses its root feet to soak up needed moisture"
"Alright Butterfree, I choose you!" Ash threw out his butterfly pokémon with Brock throwing out his Geodude.
"Geodude, the Rock Pokémon. Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them"
"Use Poison Sting on Butterfree, Ekans!"
"And you Bellsprout, use Vine Whip on Geodude!" James ordered, only to get Vine Whipped by the Flower pokémon.
"Butterfree, counterattack the Poison Sting with Confusion!" He commanded as the attack removed the needles and collided with Ekans, which was Super Effective, taking it out with one attack.
"Fuck! Meowth, it's your time to be the hero" Jessie told the feline as she picked it up. "But I don't want to be the hero!" He tried telling her but was thrown as a result, as he reluctantly used Fury Swipe, but was knocked back by Wing Attack.
"Damn it! James, how you holding back there?" She asked as she noticed he was still getting Vine Whipped.
"Not on the face, anywhere but the face!"
"Well, that leaves only one option" Meowth concluded as he ran away.
"Wait for me Meowth- Owi!" He exclaimed as the blue haired man ran off behind the cat pokémon. "You cowards!" Jessie told them as she looked back at the pokémon who was ready for her.
Sweatdropping, she ran away as well saying, "Wait up you pussies!"
Later...
The four finally made it out of the cave as Ash was finally ready for his Gym fight.
"So Yuna, we searched for Misty all around in Mt Moon but wasn't there. Where are you gonna go now?"
"Well, since I didn't find her and you are probably still gonna go after her, I think I will hang out with you so long"
"That's great!" He told her as he was excited since this gave him enough time to seduce her.
"Well, Ash, since you helped me out, I think you deserve your Gym match right now. So, what do you say? Are you willing to go head-to-head for your first Gym Badge?"
"You betcha!"
End of Chapter
Well, that wraps it up for the 4th installment of Ash's Lewd Adventure. I'm aware that the previous chapter and this one has no lemons so I'm going to dedicate the fifth chapter on only lemons (with a pokémon battle here and there, obviously). This is probably not that long considering how much time I took to make it but, at least it's finished. Fol, Fav and Review the Chap and tell me what you think of it and who should be Ash's next victim in his quest of 1 000 virgins?
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