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~ Chapter 4 ~
Lucy:
Natsu and I looked at the place with a very hesitant face. It was... gaudy to say the least. With streamers and flowers covering the shop's entrance and a big neon sign with the words,"易装癖" Yeah... I really shouldn't have come here... I look over to Natsu and see that his body was disappearing. "Hey!" I yelled at him. "Hum?" he groaned out, but his body was still flying away. I pulled him back onto the ground and knocked his head. He still looked like his spirit was gone. I pulled a frying pan out of my purse and did my 'Super Swing' on him. He landed on a wall on the other side of the street.
It seemed that that had woken him up at least. "C'mon, Natsu. I haven't got all day. I still need to make dinner," I said, smirking inwardly. If food was involved then he would get going immediately. Then, before I even blinked he was standing next to me, giving me an innocent smile. We slowly walked towards the entrance of the bar. "S-So... You go f-first, Natsu..." I say, gesturing towards the door. "N-No way! You know w-what people s-say... Ladies first!" he exclaimed, pulling my hand towards the door handle.
I gulped and slowly pulled on the handle and we were exposed to some deadly things. I looked at Natsu and his soul was leaving his body again. "S-snap out of it, Natsu!" I yelled at him. I walked in, dragging Natsu's soulless body with me and quickly ran to the back of the shop. I sw No matter how many times I see it, I can never look at it again! "Oh?~ Hello there, Lulu~chan~ What brings you here, hum?~" a "woman" asked me. "Kyaaahhhh!" I yelled and squezzed the life out of Natsu, although I think he already died.
"H-hi... Mama..." I said hesitantly. "Follow me," "she" said. We went into another room that was in the common decorations of a standard office. I tossed Natsu on the sofa and I sat in the chair in front of 'Mama.' "So?~ What do you need, Lulu~chan?~" "she" asked. I took a deep breath and said," My son needs a job and I was wondering if you could let him work as a busboy here." "She" had a stoic face and I was so frightened. Me. The Demon Witch was scared of a...a... "person." No offense! I respect all kinds of people! I just don't handle well with these types of people. Again, no offense!
"...Fine," "her male voice answered. "I'll let him have a trial week and if I like him, I'll let him work here. But you owe me one, Lucy," he said. I nodded and picked Natsu's body back up. "Thank you," I said, smiling at him. Mama smiled and walked back out to her work area. I stepped outside and let a big sigh come out of my mouth. I never knew that I was holding it in. "Natsu..." I cooed. "Wake up... I'll cook you something if you promise to be a good boy and get up," I said, lifting his body over my head. He still wasn't awake so I went to plan B.
Force him to wake up. Islammed his body onto the concrete and saw his soul had finally decided to come back. "Good boy," I smirked. "Itai..." he groaned, rubbing his head. I grabbed the collar of his shirt and dragged him with me to the supermarket.
I wonder how long...?
~ Sorry ~
I occasionally looked at the window from time to time. You know, being the cool guy that I am. Oh who am I kinding! I was practically pressing my whole body onto the window, searching for Lucy and... Natsu. Damn him for being older. Damn him for being able to go with Lucy. Damn him for being able to spend more time with Lucy than me. I know, I know. Lucy also has a life, but I'm also a part of it! My eyes scanned the street and I saw Lucy and Natsu carrying shopping bags. I quickly ran to the couch and turned on the t.v. on bothering what channel I was on.
I heard the door being unlocked and Lucy walked through it. "Oi brat. Help me carry these things," Lucy ordered me. I sighed and got up lazily. Of course I was pretending. Natsu bounced into the kitchen and just planted the paper bags on the counter and bounced off somewhere. Rude. As I was organizing the food I heard Lucy laugh out loud. "Hey Bacchus, I didn't know you were so into a girl's body," she yelled. And that's when I got real confused.
I ran out into the living room and I saw she was laughing because on the television screen,it showed a documentary about the body of a girl going through puberty. Note-to-self: Always make sure that what random channel I'm on isn't the health channel. "N-no! I wasn't watching that! I was just flipping through them and then you called me1" I protested. "Oh?~" she had a suspiciously scary glint in her eyes. "I can show you what happens when a girl's body if going through puberty. Want me to thoroughly tell you what happens?" "N-no!" I screamed, running away from Lucy.
And then Natsu also joined in chasing me for some reason. "I don't want to know!" I yelled. And screams could be heard all through the night. If nobody knew how my mom was, people would never believe that it was all just a game.
~ Itx so short! ~
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