Chapter 4

It wuz the knight of da GC concert an I wuz so exited! I gut redy by putting on a GC concert t-shit and sum blac letter jeans and blak shoes wif red 666s on them. I then pit pn my white makup and black eyelinear and mascera. I aslo gut redy by lisetin 2 GC songs on mah ipod and drinkin sum blood dat I kept in a black vile.

When it wuz nite out, I went 2 da conmen room where Ebony wuz waiting. She wuz also wearing whit makeup, black maskera, iliner, and lipstock. She wuz wearing a GC tshirt wif a blak minskirt that had chains on it. She was also wering lung black leater bootz that went tp her knees.

"Hey Enoby, u lok hot," I exclamed sadly.

"OMG, thenks, so do u Onyx! U luk just like Girard Way!"

Then Willow came. She had lung raven blak hare that went down 2 her waste, wif pink tips at da end. She wuz wering black eyeliner, blak lupstick and mescara. She worr goffik highheels, a goffik miniskit, and a shirt that sed "GC Rulz" on the front.

"Hey Onix, u look kawaii!" she gosped.

"U 2 Wilow," I replid. We all left da skull and gut into Morti McFlis old deloriun witch could travel in tim, and we drove 2 the cuncert. On the wai ther, we smoked drugs an listened 2 MCR. Willow toked about how Navel (who we call Dracola) wuz so hawt, but how it wuz sad he couldn't cum wif us 2night. Wen we got 2 da concert, we all climed out of da delurion, and went 2 da place were Good Charliot wuz preforming. They wer all so hawt, I felt maself get hard. Joel Madden wuz da sexiest guy evah. As they plaid "The Cronicals ov Lif and Deaf," we moshed amd smoked heroine. Suddenly, Enoby garbed mah hand.

"O my satan, u luk so fjucking hawt," she oogled.

"Uh, fangz?" I respunded. I hed no idea wut 2 say, sins shes my mum an all. But I gess this wuz okay becuz I had 2 befrend her enyway. "U look just like Ame Lee."

"Oh my goff, fangs!" she squeled.

Affter da concert, we all gut r t-shits singed by da band. I wanted 2 tell Joe dat I luved him, but I wuz to shy 2 say so. We all guyt back into da delurian and flu back to Hogzwart. Fter we retuned, we snuck pass Mr. Norris and Filth, who wer gardening the halls. When we gut back to da dorms, Williow went to bed, and me an Evony staid up summore and watched Grizzily Park. We laffed as dose stoopid prepz in da movie got eaten by beers, and Ebony tryed to cuddel wif me, but I ingored her (shez my muther affter all!) Instead, I fought about Looney Luvgood. She wus so hawt, even thow she was a blonde.

After da movie wuz over, we wolked bak to my room. As we entred, Ebony shreked.

"U have a coffin! R u a vampire to?" She gaspd.

"Yeah!" I roared prodley.

"Wow, we half so much in conmen!" she sied goffikly. "I fink I luv u Oinks Gerald!"

"Say wut?" butt b4 I could say anrmor, she tryd 2 kiss me. I pushed her away. "Wut the hell r u doing!" I shooted.

"I luv u onix!" she said in a deppreded voice. "I want u too take mah virility! Letz do it!"

"WTF, no fuking wai," I scremmed agstily. "Ur my moth- I men, I dunt lik u like that!"

"Wat the fucking hell?" she yeilded , "u dont think im pritty!"

"No, ur so fuking hawt, but ur suppozed to lov Draco!"

"I dont care abut Drago!" she shooted sexily. "I want u to have secx wif me!"

"No, I cant!" I replied saddly. Then, Ebnony got all huffy.

"I new it!" she bluted. "Ur a motherfuking prep! I hope u die and go to heven, u peace of shit!" She stormd out of da room an I lucked the door. All off my hard wurk had falled. Enoby wuz in lov wif me, but I coudnt love her bak becuz she iz my motter. I bega to crie tearz of blood, and I went to sleep in my coffen. How wuld I b frends wif her if she fought that I wuz a perp!