Pranksterz
By: Pretty Nacho
I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto
AN: Replies to reviews at the bottom, as always.
Edited: March 17 2011
Just spaced stuff.
Naruto's world swam, she blinked, but it did nothing to help. Everything was clear, in a distorted way. She saw a door at the end of the hall, and heard voices. Well she kind of faded in between hearing them and not hearing them. In fact the whole thing sounded a bit like.
"Wormtail nyah, nyah, nyah, servant, nyah, nyah, nyah, Potter, nyah, nyah, nyah, Hogwarts, nyah, nyah, nyah, tournament, nyah, nyah, nyah, new comer, nyah, nyah, nyah, interested."
"Lord, blah, blah, blah, yes, blah, blah, blah, certainly, blah, blah, blah, blah, it will be done, blah, blah, blah."
"You better, nyah, nyah, nyah, or, nyah, nyah, nyah, punishment, nyah, nyah, nyah."Suddenly she felt shooting, agonizing pain that originated from her seal to spread through her stomach. It steadily grew bigger and bigger.
Naruto was then shaken awake by a very giddy Trelawney. "Miss Uzumaki, finally you awaken!" She smiled, the smell of the herb was all over Trelawney's clothes, it was obvious that she used the herb quite often to try to induce visions herself. "So tell us what you saw!"
Naruto shook her head slowly, "Me? I didn't see anything…what are you talking about!"
Trelawney peered at Naruto through her oversized spectacles, "Really? Because you were shaking and clenching your stomach, I'm pretty sure you had a vision."
Naruto shook her head more vigorously, "NU-UH, I…um…I had a bad burrito this morning, yeah…" It was then that the bell chimed, signaling the end of the class. Naruto gladly jumped up and dashed out the door with Ron and Harry.
They quickly climbed down the ladder and began to walk down the hall to Charms. Naruto just walked besides them as they talked about something called Quidditch.
It was halfway down the hall that Naruto inquired quite seriously, "Anyone else have a serious case of the munchies?"
Ron nodded and patted his stomach, "Definitely!"
Hermione joined them then and snorted, "Honestly Ron, you're always hungry."
Harry grinned, "While that's true, I am hungry as well, guess that visions really do make you hungry, although I don't know how."
Hermione rolled her eyes, "Well then you three will just have to wait until lunch, luckily Arithmancy doesn't make me hungry. Now let's hurry up and get to Charms, I hear we'll be doing tons of interesting stuff this year, nothing boring like the years past."
"Every year you say that Hermione, and it always turns out the same!" Ron retorted.
Hermione's eyes sparkled with the intensity of a thousand suns. "But this time, I swear it's going to be different!" Naruto honestly thought she was going to burst into sing and dance.
"Charms is fu-un! Charms is co-ol! Charms is the greatest thing since sliced bread and ramen!"
They entered the room and took seats directly in the middle ("So we don't seem too eager, but not like we're slackers either," Hermione had explained). They waited anxiously for three more minutes before the bell rung again signaling the beginning of "Charms". Naruto bounced in her seat happily as she awaited the professor. Finally he entered, flicking his wand lazily in a merry gesture, sending out a few red sparks. The students clapped politely and waited patiently for Flitwick to talk.
Finally he spoke, "This year, my pupils we will be learning about Summoning and Banishing, as well as a few other small but useful charms." Some students squealed in excitement while others rolled their eyes. Naruto personally was with the rolling eyes group. Honestly, summoning isn't that hard if you practice a lot. The only challenging thing about it was the test you have to pass in order to validate the agreement between the shinobi and the chosen animal.
However, then a wave of happiness rushed over her. This was something she could show off on. So while Flitwick was explaining the theory of summoning and the 'motion' Naruto bit her thumb and began to make various seals.
She pressed her thumb onto the desk and said in a very loud and disrupting voice, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" Everyone turned their heads towards her in surprise at her outburst. There was a puff of smoke and when it cleared there was a small brightly colored toad about the size of Naruto's hand wearing a green vest with the sign of the toads printed on the back.
Naruto grinned and exclaimed, "GAMARYU!"
The little toad turned and upon seeing Naruto attached itself to her face. "NARUTOOO! YOU HAVEN'T SUMMONED ME IN SO LONG, PAPA AND GRAMPS GOT REAL WORRIED!"
There was precisely three seconds of silence before the majority of girls in the class screamed and Flitwick pulled out his wand and pointed it promptly at the toad, his face pale.
Naruto looked at everyone in confusion, "What?" She inquired innocently after prying Gamaryu off of her face.
"Naruto, that, that thing attacked you!" Hermione gasped, collecting herself and whipping out her wand as well. Naruto stared at Gamaryu who had taken it upon himself to bury himself into her arms.
"You mean Gamaryu?" She asked in disbelief, Hermione nodded and backed off a bit more, her wand hand still trembling. Naruto's eye twitched, "STUPID, GAMARYU IS ONE OF MY SUMMONS, UH-DUR! I thought you knew something about summoning, you too Professor." Naruto huffed and patted the scared and small toad while reassuring him that he was okay.
Flitwick's eyes widened comically, before he dashed out of the room and out into the hall, obviously to speak to Dumbledore about this new discovery. Meanwhile Naruto and Gamaryu struck up a conversation like nothing had happened.
"So why haven't you summoned us lately?" Gamaryu asked.
Naruto snorted, "It's only been what…four days at the most, honestly."
Gamaryu sniffed, "Well, you promised me you'd summon me every day! I thought you had died!"
Naruto rolled her eyes, "I'm fine aren't I? No kunai shoved through my heart or something."
"I was worried!" Gamaryu then attached himself once more to her face, hugging it for all it was worth.
After getting over the initial shock (cough) the students realized that the fact that Naruto could summon a talking animal was badass. So they crowded around her and Gamaryu and began to assault her with questions.
"How did you do that?"
"Can you teach us?"
"How can he talk?"
Naruto held up one hand as to silence them, obviously enjoying very much the attention they were showering her with, so taking a deep breath she began to explain.
"You see to be able to summon you must sign a contract with an animal in blood. Once you do, you need to erm, perform the spell, I just did. To make the contract permanent, you must be able to summon the boss, who will then put you through a test. The test can be anything from a test of character to a test of just brute strength. If you pass the test you have the animals' loyalty. Not all of the animals can talk, only those that are descendants of the Boss Line can speak. Other animals will not have the ability to speak. Gamaryu is the son of Gamakichi who is the son of Gamabunta who is the current boss. The only animal stronger than the boss is the high lord or sage. Those two specific animals are at the top of the chain and you can only summon them if you have their permission and are current holder of the scroll. Oh yeah, the size of the animal you summon depends on how well and how much chak-I mean magic you are able to concentrate into the spell…" Naruto pondered for a moment, wondering if she had forgotten anything, everyone in the room seemed to hold their breath in anticipation. "I think that's it…"
Hermione huffed; obviously put off that Naruto knew more about one subject than her (she was very competitive). "Well then, where are these contract scrolls you speak of?" She said angrily. She hadn't even heard about this type of summoning at all!
Naruto shrugged, "I don't know, I left the Toad Contract back at home…I think Sasuke took possession of the Snake Scroll. Tsunade-baachan still has the Slug Scroll…There are plenty of other animal scrolls, there are even some contracts yet to be made, maybe I'll look into that." Naruto said, nodding her head.
The students aww-ed in disappointment at hearing that she did not have any contracts on her.
It was in the dead of night when Tsunade summoned Gai and his apprentice Rock Lee to her office. Even if it had only been one day since Naruto had left, she was still worried. The mission had only been classed at a 'C' and normally Naruto was able to complete these missions in a heartbeat. The green-spandex clad ninjas arrived in their normal fashion (sunset background and all). Then she began to speak in a hushed tone, "Listen up you two, I sent Naruto out on a mission yesterday, but she has yet to return. I know it might just be me worrying, but I'm concerned, especially since it was such an easy mission." Before she could continue she was interrupted by Lee.
"NO, NARUTO-CHAN'S YOUTH IS IN TROUBLE? WE MUST SAVE HER BURNING PASSION!111!1!" He exclaimed, holding a fist up with fire burning in his eyes.
"LEE, MY STUDENT, IT TOUCHES ME TO SEE YOU SO EAGER TO SAVE A COMRADE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!" Tsunade yelled, slamming a fist on her desk (thus splitting it in half, it was such a nice desk too…), "Please listen!"
"I am not going to send you out right away, however if she doesn't appear back within a week, I will summon you back here. Just warning you to make sure you have lots of things packed in case something did go wrong." Tsunade's lip trembled at the thought of a dead little sister.
Gai was suddenly serious, "Don't worry Tsunade-sama, if it comes to that, you can trust that me and Lee will get the job done and will bring Naruto-san home." He bowed lowly before exiting the office with Lee following close behind. Tsunade put her head down on her desk and cursed the fact that Pein had destroyed Konoha's supply of sake.
"You've been summoned to Dumbledore's office…" A third year addressed Naruto.
Naruto rolled her eyes, "Of course, lead the way." The two set off towards Dumbledore's office. It was a rather uneventful walk except for when Naruto blasted a hole through the stairs when her foot got caught on one of the trick stairs.
They stopped in front of a stone gargoyle. "Chocolate ant," The boy said in a clear voice. The gargoyle hopped to one side and revealed a stair case. Naruto waved goodbye to the boy before jogging up the steps to the large double doors that she had seen yesterday. She opened the door to see Dumbledore there with a pale Flitwick by his side.
"Naruto, my dear, come here." Dumbledore said, gesturing to the pile of colorful beanbags.
Naruto sat on a beanbag and glared at Flitwick, "Tattle-teller!" She accused. Flitwick flinched visibly.
"Now, now," Dumbledore said, "No need to insult."
Naruto turned her head to the side and scoffed.
"Come now, all problems can be solved through words, correct?" Naruto and Flitwick both nodded. "Now then Flitwick, tell Naruto what's bugging you."
Flitwick sniffed. "Well, she interrupted my lecture. And that hurt my feelings."
Naruto gasped almost in tears, "I didn't realize Professor, I'm sorry. I thought that you were okay with it."
Dumbledore turned to Flitwick, "Do you accept her apology?"
Flitwick smiled shakily, "Yes…"
"Good and Naruto promise not to do it again?"
Naruto nodded, "Pinky swear it!"
"Okay, and Flitwick, remember what you're supposed to use when something like this happens?" Dumbledore peered from behind his spectacles at him.
Flitwick looked embarrassed, "The DeBug System."
"Correct, now both of you run along and stay out of trouble."
"Yes Teacher!" Naruto and the Professor chimed at the same time before they both skipped out of the classroom merrily.
As soon as they were outside Naruto turned to Flitwick, "Hey, want to play on the see-saw at lunchtime together?"
"Sure!"
"Cool!" The two friends high-fived before they went their separate ways.
All of you guys know what the Debug System is, right? I hope you do. xD This is how my kindergarten teacher would solve our 'problems'. Ah, kindergarten, I miss it.
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Here's a little treat for you guys since it took me so long to update. A little excerpt from what is going to be the next chapter.
"FUCK IT ALL TO HELL, FRED, GEORGE!" Hermione yelled as she stormed down the stairs. The two twins looked up from what they were doing and almost burst out laughing.
"Hermione we love your new look-,"
"-it's very fashionable-,"
"-we wish we had your sense of color coordination."
Hermione glared at them, "Cut the shit, I know it was you who did this, don't even try to deny it. Trust me; I'm getting revenge for this…after I reverse this, you two are going down. Down, down, down."
"Whoa, Hermione! Hold up, it wasn't us-,"
"-while we'd like to take the credit-,"
"-it wasn't the work of our genius that did this-,"
"-we swear it wasn't us."
Hermione glared at them, "I've known you two too long for you to pull that shit on me! Just watch your backs." She stormed back up the stairs. The two twins looked a bit worried; they had never seen Hermione that pissed before. And of course, no one noticed the master of disguise Uzumaki- the- Great watching the whole thing. However, Naruto felt quite odd. It just wasn't the same; back in Konoha everyone knew that any type of prank was the work of the hyper-active jinchuuriki. Pranking washerthing. Lucy and Priscilla were going down.
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Pretty Nacho