Hurrhurr, I really like the readers this story has. v.v I really hope I can continue to keep up the motivation to write stuff. I probably will for awhile at least, because I like Homestuck and this pairing, even though my OTP is Gamzee3Karkat.

No hatez on my OTP plz.

Plz.

Thanks for your comments and support, though. ^^ I really do love you guys. :3 I actually enjoy updating this, unlike my other story for Kuroshitsuji...I don't even really like that fandom anymore. ;A; WHY DO I START THINGS AND NOT FINISH THEM UNTIL I HATE THEM?

I'm dumb.

Enjoy.

BE THE YELLOW BLOOD

You are now the yellow blood. It is the day after the events of last chapter, and - Wait? What? Last chapter? What are you talking about? You're fucking strange…

Anyway, today's a school day, and there's absolutely nothing great about it. Karkat hardly shows up at school anymore (probably ditching), and all your classes are boring as hell. Talking with your group of friends at lunch had been fun, but it had gone by all too quickly, leaving you to face dull lectures and classmates that you didn't necessarily get along with.

Insufferable asshats.

The rest of your day isn't even worth mentioning, because it was just that dull and uneventful. So instead of rambling on about your boring-as-hoofbeast-shit day, you think you'll just go home now. That sounds much more productive.

As you step outside, the crisp, wild wind rustles your hair. Immediately, something doesn't feel right. You look around, but there's nothing to see. The sky is dark and stormy, rain having yet to descend to the earth, and students are scurrying around, eager to get to their destinations before the oncoming downpour.

Even so, there's still a horrible feeling that you just can't seem to shake off.

Then, you see it. That group of kids that always seem to have so much fun with you. So much fun hurting you, and humiliating you.

SNEAK AWAY

There's no use trying to sneak away. They've obviously had their eyes on you since the moment you stepped out of that Gog-forsaken building.

RUN

There's five of them, and one of you. Do you seriously think there's any chance of escaping? Think again, dumbass.

SUCCUMB TO YOUR SHITTY FATE

Do you have any other choice? No, it doesn't look like you do. So prepare your fucking headgear, because you're about to get jumped by a gang of retarded jocks.

The property surrounding the school is now deserted, leaving only you and the ugly beasts.

"Hey, you li2ping dipshit." One of the boys teased, smirking in delight when his friends laughed at his apparently funny comment. You sigh.

"What i2 it?" You ask. You just really want to get this over with.

"You ask as if you don't already know." Pipes in another idiot. You roll your eyes.

"Don't you asshats have anything better to do with your life? I think your problem is that you aren't getting laid. Maybe instead of beating up kids all the time, you should go find yourselves some girlfriends, or get a job. It would give you wastes-of-space a purpose."

You inwardly slapped yourself. Did you seriously just provoke them? What the fuck has gotten into you? You might as well have been a kamikaze, because you were flying straight into a suicide mission.

The group growled out you. They sounded like a bunch of female howler monkey's on their periods, but you were NOT going to open your mouth and let that one out. Your ass is already toast, you're going to at least save yourself from being burnt.

"What did you say, motherfucker?!" One of the boys yelled, the group walking toward you. Fuck. Your life is most likely over.

"Stop!"

Wait…what? Did somebody just yell stop? Or are you dead, trying to fly off to heaven, but Satan is about to bust your ass…

Somehow, the latter of the two scenarios seems highly unlikely.

You look up to see your pipsqueak friend defending you, standing in between you and the group of massive gorillas that somehow still manage to be classified as troll.

"The fuck do you want, Vantas?" One of them snarls. Karkat just smirks.

"I was just out for my daily stroll until I saw a bunch of fuckwads with no life being dicks…just so we're clear, I am talking about you. Thought I would make sure your puny brains could understand, because I'm sure this shit is tough for you." He snickered.

Man, his ass was going to be kicked. You had to do something, but what? What could you do for him? Hell, you can't even defend yourself. How do you expect to defend him?

You're now burnt toast.

"Shut the fuck up, Vantas, and move out of the fucking way! We'll kick your ass! " One of the boys yelled angrily. However, Karkat didn't budge, and stood his ground.

One of the boys started striding up to him, his pace fast, his body language violent.

You watch in horror as one of the tall trolls approaches your small friend. You know what's about to happen, and look away. You can't watch.

You never hear the hit, though. There were no whimpers or anything. Instead, you heard something completely different.

"Why'd you stop? I thought you were going to kick my ass?"

You could practically hear the smirk in your friends voice. You look over and find him holding up his phone. You can hear the faint ringing of the dial emitting from it. He looks at it and then laughs.

"Oh, you're not scared of the police, are you? I thought some big, tough shits like you could handle them. Guess not?" He teased.

"Fuck you, Vantas!" The boys yelled, but then turned around and ran off.

Wow.

Mr. Nubbs actually did it.

However, your silent celebration is short-lived.

Suddenly, Karkat collapses to the ground.

Whelp. I hope it was good enough to satisfy your needs for now.

I don't know how long it will take me to update, because I just promised my Latin teacher that I would cram nine weeks worth of material into my brain in the time of ONE FUCKING WEEK.

And then I will take midterms.

Why did I have to say that?

He wasn't even going to make me. Expected me not to, in fact.

Sooo...anyone wanna sew my mouth shut for me?