A/N: You guys didn't review on the last chapter:(! Anyway make sure you Review on this chapter because if you don't I will not be writing anymore :( Please R&R It keeps me going:) So do it for me? !!!!! :P

Disclaimer: ME: I DON'T own the twilight series or the characters:(

EMMET: AWWW Mel its ok I'll always be yours!!!!

ME: EWWWWWWW I DON'T WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmet: Awww Mel!!!!!!! I meant as a friend!!!!!

ME: Oh ok then! :)

EMMET POV

"EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you? All of our CARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You're such a retard I mean it! Go die in a whole Emmet!!!" Alice and Edward screeched at the same time. Which is amazing!

"You think I'm a-a-a-a-a re—ret-r-e-retard!!!!!!!!" I sobbed. I always known I'm not the smartest key on the keyboard! WAIT! Is that the saying? Oh well. "You think I should die in a whole? NOOOO Don't makes me please! LIKE OMFG

"Yes Emmet, yes you will spend ten days and nights in a whole we will make sure of it!" Jasper said with sarcasim.

"Really? Oh nooo what will I do all day?" I wailed.

"Well ok if you want to............................." Jasper said.

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(A day before the ten days are over.......) Emmet PoV

I was cold. I was cold and heartbroken! I was missing my Rosalie! She must have been missing me because I felt like my veins and throat was burning to smell her to feel her. Oh wait! Hahahahahahha I forgot the reason my throat was burning was because I was thirsty! Hahahhahaaahhahhaahah I forgot! Oh well I guess I could wait One more days to go hunting! I then proceeded to think sexy thought of Rosalie.....................................................................awwwwwwwwww that one was cute...................................

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(The afternoon Emmet gets back home..........)

"Honey I'm home!!!!!!!!!" I yelled I ran to rose and mines room and picked her up and spun her around the room like they do in the old movies. Then while spinning her I accidentally broke Edwards favourite CD! OPPS!

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PUTT ME DOWN! YOU ARE FILTH! YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!!!!!!!!!" She shrieked.

What do you mean Rosalie? You love me we were meant to be! Did you find someone else? "I Cried.

"Yes you BIG BABY! He is way more manly than you..............and guess what his name is...............Wait your too dumb to guess so I'll tell you..........his name is..........................Jacob........................Black! Yes a big strong werewolf to protect me!!!!!!!!!(A/N: hahahahhahaahah)

"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????????" I yelled.

(A/N: Ok so I really don't want to write the rest on this part so...........yeah)

EMMET POV

I couldn't believe it! They were JOKING? LIKE OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA But still
I did get my revenge when I threw the mutt in the toilet! Haahahahahahahhaha Good times good times! 

(The next day at the amusement park. )

Random guy ( gis name is Bill) POV

Like OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PUDDDDING AND Barf ON ME because THIS GUY HAD TOO MUCH TO EAT!!!!!! Great just great!

Emmet's POV

Hahahaahahhaha did you see that? Wow that was funny! ' Way to go Emmet' I thought to myself! Hahahahaah retard sat next to me on the fires wheel Well now I'm going to go make more plans! Mwahahahahah! What to do What to do? MHHMM.........................

EDWARDS POV

Uggghhh! Daren Emmet! Darn him for Dragging us all here! Why did he have to come here! Then to top it all off he HAD to eat popcorn! Then he barfed on the guy sitting next to him on the ride!

I have to itmit it was pretty funny! You should have seen his face! PRICELESS!

ALICE'S POV

My eyes galzver and I saw what Emmet had planned to do! Wow he was an evil genius! I think I''' go help him

Emmets POV

So I had gotten an Idea and Alice had approved to them! I decided to go into stare bucks and see where that left us...dunn dunn dunn dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! I started to drag them all back into the jeep.

"where are we going Emmet?" Edward complained. Geez he complained a lot! "I heard that Emmet!" "So...?"

"What everEmmet!" He snarled at me! He snareld at me!!! OMFG i feel like im gonna cry! What is up with these hormons? Wait! Was I....................................................... Pregnet? Could I be? My hand wandered over my stomach! It does feel like something was growing there!

"EMMMETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT that is just WRONG!!!!!!!" Edward Yelled. Oh god! Im gonna cry!

"EMMET Stop it!!!!!! I'm serious!" Edward rored while laughing! UHHH Welkl he could laugh if he wanted to but I think I might be pregnet!

BELLA'S POV

We walked into stare bucks and I just had a BAD feeling. Now I knew why I had that feeling!

"WAITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmet Boomed! Oh no! I am so embarrassed! I ducked my head into Edwards chest in an act of embarrassment.

" What is your speacil today?" Emmet asked the person that was taking our orders! ( I still didn't get it! We are Vampires and we are at Stare bucks! )

"Umm sir we don't have speacils!" She sturrtered.

" Oh well then I will have the hot - double tall nonfat cappacino 4 splendas xtra hot oh and also cold- skinny mocha frappacino Thanks! !! " Emmet said dismissively The waitress walked away looking nervously frightened..

"Emmet why the hell did you order those drinks we don't eat! " I hissed at Emmet.

"Oh I know just watch and see what happens!" The waitress came back with our drinks and then quickly walked away. Emmet just stared at the drinks for a moment then got up with one of the dirks in his hand and dumped it on a random person.

" OPSSSSS! I'm sorry I didn't see you there!" He said slowly. The man looked ticked off and he strode to the bathroom. This time Alice got up with another drink sipped it and spit it on the ground and ran to the cashier and said" This is FILTH! What do you call this! I will be sowing you for this and I will not be paying! And while I'm at it I think I'll just....... ( She then prosseded to pour the drink on the chashier.) I couln't belevie what I was seeing! But suddenly I had an Idea! I m picked up the last drink and walked two times around the store trying to decide what to do with it. Every eyes followed my movments to see what was about to happen. I stopped in front of a young guy with a Mohawk. He looked up warily and said "Please don't spill that drink on me." I walked to the girl sitting oppeset of him. It looked like they were on a date.

"Would you rath I spilled it on her?" "NO! Please don't!!! I beg you!" "Ok." I simply said. I turned around and started to walk around our table. I stopped infront of Edward and said "Give me a reason not to." I swear you could hear a pin drop! Everything was quite then Edward had smashed his lips to mine, slipped the mug out of my hand and poured it on myself. He sepperated our lips and chuckled to himself. I could hear all of the restaurant laughing. I could even hear the person in the bathroom giggling. EW! I wonder how they saw that! I turned to Edward and growled. I slipped into a fighting crouch. "You shouldn't have done that Eddie boy!" I jumped and he ran. I stood back up and rubbed my hands together.

"He will PAY! PAY I tell you! MWAhahahah" I screamed evilly.

That was the last time we saw Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.

N/A: So how did you like it?? R&R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not my best work. I sort of procrastinated. That is why it took so long to put up. Any way ...R&R!!!!!!!