PET VS RYU
CHAPTER 4
TURNABOUT SIBLINGS FINALE
phenix looked back on last nite
"it was redd who did it. i BROKE INTO HIS OFFICE and showed him decisive evidence of his guilt. den he arrested me. oops."
CUE INTRO wait dis is isnt de anime NEVER MIND
it was april 7 8 months after de murder of mia fey.
oh wait this is set in the anime world so it was like 5 days after her murder. my mistake.
mayoi and maya were hyperventilating because phonix didnt have a lawyer.
not even ryu
"WHY NOT NICK" shout maya
"yeh because white"
"but wat about kyle rivers hes not blakmailed by white"
"watever im defend myself" said phenix "anyway the cort will be in soon"
"in where"
"no idea. the triel probably"
so pheonix maya mayoi and went into court
"why isnt ryuu here" asked mayoi
"because if he shows up white will releese his porn collection to de press" said phenix
"oshit!"
udgey and edgey and mitsurgi came in
phenix glare horribly at edgeworth and mitsurgi
the edgeworths glared back
(dam i hate his guts) they thoguht
the gallery peeople were just shitting around
"yawwwn" yawned udgey and he hit his gavel witotu a caer in de world
"corts back in ssion" said udgey "also tings ar different tanks to prosecutions findings"
"wait hold on i did all de work" said phenix
"we did all the work nick" said maya "hell ryu did more dan you"
"ssssh"
mitsurgi nodded
"de evidence and testimony proved mayoi killed her but now evidence and testimony proves phoenix wright did it"
"so wich is right"
"OVIOUSLY DE PHOENIX WRIGHT ONE!"
"why"
"BECAUSE HES AMERICAN TRASH!"
"hey im american" said edgey
"yeh but your a gentleman and me"
"tru"
"dats shokking de attorney was de culprit wy was he fiting to save mayoi den"
"SSHHHH!" shout egdey "we havnt figure dat out yet maybe he try to convince us he innocent"
"but whos defending phenix" asked udgey "mayoi"
"no old fuck im defending me" said phonix
"wait wa-"
suddenly PHOENIX RAISED HIS HED
"I PHONIX WRITE AM REDY" phontix shout dramaly and everyone was impress
"ha... fine write do that. now i call red wite to stand" said mitsurigi and the doors open and red white came in
he lift his hands and BLINGY EVERYWHERE!
"im red white aka blank nine"
"so red" said edgey "ever visit fey and co law office"
"nop"
"ok so you wer at gatewater"
"ya"
"good now testify wat you saw"
"HOLD IT" shot prenix
"wat is it crimeman" said red
"apirl and umeyo wer in dat room too"
"i havnt sad wat room yet"
"oops" sed phenix getting penalty
"but yeh i was wit april and may."
phenix slam de desk in raging angry
"WELL DEY DIDNT SEE ME KILL"
"they lying bitches send em to chare pls" said redd
"oh ok" said udgey and he sentence april and umeyo to de chair
"now for MY TRUE GARANTEED TO BE TRUTH testimony mr murder"
"ok ok just begin" sadi udgey
"OH-KAY!" shot redd
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"i was in office at 9pm"
"HOLD IT" shout pheonix "ar you sure"
"I AM PERFECT"
"ok but time ples"
"I AM PERFECT"
"ok ok fine u perfect" siad pheonix
"i was in room wit to sexy womans"
"i was PARFUMIZING de newspaper by window"
"AND DEN CRAAASH"
"HOLD IT" shout phoenix " a crach"
"yes dat beutifel light stand" said redd "YOU COMPRELIGHTSTAND?!
"look phenix" mitsgi showed diagram of office "a glas slite stand DID fall over no contradiction"
"damn hes right" siad phonix
"IGIARI!" shout mayoi "mitsurgi ders BIG contradiction in wat yu say"
"WAT" shout mitsurgi
"impossible" said edey
"if red only look after if fall HE SHUDNT HAV SEEN IT" shout mayoi pointing
"YAAAAAAAH" scream edgey and mitsrgi
"OBJECITON mayoi im defense!" shout phenix "YEH WAT SHE SAID!"
"YEH BUT I SAW IT BEFORE IT FELL OVR" shout redd
but honix slam desk
"OBJECTION" shout phinix "no you didnt IT WAS OUT OF SITE"
"BUT I SAW IT" shout redd
"wich meens you were in only place to see it wich was INSIDE THE OFFICE! DAT RITE YU SAW IT WEN YU KILL MIA"
"NOOO"
"HOLD IT" shout edgworth "confess faggot"
"YU TOOO"
"yes witness confes" said mitsurgi and de two point
"TO WIRTAPPING DE VICTIMS PHONE" they shout
"BUT MAY CONFESS TO LISSENING"
"yes but yu see she only lisen it was REDD WHO TAP IT"
"AAAAGH" scream phenix
"and wen he did HE SAW GLASS ITE STAND AT TIME"
suddenly 100 year old man at witness sant stood up to lite and he was YOUNG AGAIN! "BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA" he laugh "exelent deducton mr prosector" said redd
he smile like innocent little boy and he spun around in a golden wonderland of fun
"I DID IT" he shout happy "I WIRETAP DE LADY!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" scream phenix
"yu ok photix" asked udgey
"yeah"
"oh no screeming liek dat in cort unless your killer PENALTY"
BOOM!
"oh com on now yur saying im not killer" shout phenix
"dont punch holes in my logic!" shout udgey
BOOM!
"now" said edgey "youll be try for dat later (heh no)"
"YES AH DO" said red
"WAIT" shout phenix "lemme keep examination"
"ok fine" sadi udgey
"hah" said edgey
WITNESS TESTIMONY
"dat right i place wiretap"
"HOLD IT" shout phenox "wen"
"two weeks ago" siad red
"ok continue"
"i snuk in and place it"
"HOLD IT" shout pheonix "who"
"OF CORSE" shout redd "it was me. my fingerprints ar on de scene you know" said redd
"damn continue"
"and den i left"
"HOLD IT" shout pheonix "why"
"IGIARI" shout mitsurgi "thats irrel-"
"shutup pinky i did it becaus we collect information" sadi red
"uh ok" sadi mitten "continue"
"and thats wen i saw lite stand"
phenix broke down "AGH THERES NOTING DER"
"well" said edgey "rip in piss wright yu foght bravely"
"N-N-"
"mr wright" said voice and phenix turn and saw
"MIA" shout penix and he put his had out to tuch her tits
"ach fuk off mate" shout mia
"sorry mia but how ar yu here""
"no wright its chihiro" said phenix
"DATS JUST AS CRAZY" shout phonix
"no it not mayoi chaneling her" said maya
"DAT JUST AS CRAZY" shout phonix
"dont pas out phenix" said chihiro "now since yur incopetent look at receipt"
phenix slam desk acusing "the one YOU write mayois name on"
"no idiot dat was white now just look at front"
phonix look at receipt "wat abou- OHHHHHH"
"now den i declare write-"
"HOLD IT" oehnix stood in middle "ur honer this is paper wit mayois name on it"
"yes wat abot it" asked redd
"its a receipt"
"for wat"
"FOR DE GLASS LITE STAND" shout phenix
suddenly edgey and mitsurgi look uncomfort
"and look at date on de front it was ARPIL 2!"
"AAAARRRRPIL TWO?!" shout edgeworth
"dats wright and arpil two was THE DAY BEFORE MURDER!"
redd pull weird shockface
"IIIIIIIII" he scream
"so de light stand WASNT ther"
"but dats-" said red but wright went over his hed
"LIE BITCH" he shout and he push him to floor "YOU CANT DO ANYTING BOUT IT"
redd scream up to light of sun
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" he scream and hit his head over and ovr on witness stand
"now your honor not guilty pls" shout phenix
"MATTA" shout mitsurged "no plese your honor extend trial or reddl do somthing" said mitsurgi
"o-oh ok" said redd
"WAT YOU CANT" shout phenix
"HAHAHA" laugh redd "goodbye evryone NOT COME BAK"
"NO YU COME BACK"
"no" siad red
"CHIHIRO WE GOTTA DO SOMTHING" shout phenix
"shit ok den lemme write somthing down" said chihiro
bang
udgey bang his gavel
it made bang sound
"i will now declare verdict" said udey
"SHIT i dont have time" said chiro
BUT JUST THEN THE DOORS OPEN
"OBJECTION" shouted the door and a guy in a suit came in
"who are you" asked udgey
"sir my name is kyle river im an atorney!" shouted kyle rivers ace attorney
"wat are yu doing her"
"i am her to FUCK REDD WITE DOWN FOREVER"
"yu do dat and ill... il..." said redd
"yul what you dont have anyting on me!" laugh kyle "now dis is a list of evryone yuve blackmail liek minster of justic-"
"SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPP" scream redd
phonix slam desk
"alrite mr wite if yu dont want to be convicted for blakmail den CONFESS TO MURDER NOW!"
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" scream white
"NOOOOOOOO MY PREFECT RECORD" scream edgey "FUK YOU PHOENIX!"
udgey slam gavel
"now den it seems trial end. o btw ms mayoi" said udgey "yu look um diffrent"
"wat no it just ur imagination" said chihirp
"uhhhhh" udgey stare at her chest "sure" he said went red "now den NOT GUITY!"
confeti fell ebcause phenix won
AFTER TRIAL
"TANK YOU KYLE RIVERS YU SAVED ME!" shout phenix
"ha no problem phenix im just glad i finally took down wite" said rivers "now i must go may we meet again" and rivers turned and left
"my times gone phonix" siad chihiro
"huh"
"com back to office tonight at 9pm and tell ryu to com too" said chihiro and she gone
doors opend
"HEY GUYS" shout ryu "YOU SCREW REDD"
"yeh we cudve used your help m8" said phenix
"yeh sry" said ryu "but yu did it now lets celebrate"
"wait first we gotta go to office" sadi phenix
"huh why" asked ryu
OFFICE
phenix and ryu appear at office
"yu came" said voice
"chief" said ryu
"yu too phenix" said voice
"cheef" said phenix
"NO ITS US!" shout maya and mayoi "congrats write and ryu YOUR OWNER OF OFFICE!"
"wait rely" shout phenix
"no just ryu" said mayoi
"WAT" shout phenix "OBJEC-"
"overruled!" shout maya
"now lets go get som ramn!" said mayoi
"OBJECTION" shout maya "hamburgers ar better"
"why not both" said ryu
"ok nicks paying" siad maya
"OBJECTION"
TO BE CONTINUE IN TURNABOUT SAMURAIIII!