Last chapter: Nick found out Team Rocket was causing Celadon to be monopolized by Giovanni, who owns everything. Nick defeated Erika - the feminist Gym Leader (lol).

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Touring up to the Department Store's floors, you but a Firestone evolving Foxstream. Nick got a Ninetales! Walking out of Celadon you see a Snorlax blocking your path. Backtracking a little, you run into a guard who's blocking your path; all because that lazy idiot is thirsty! Behind the Bike Path there's a house you enter. A woman gives you HM04 - Strength as hush-hush. She stole it from her ex-boyfriend!. Koga learned Strength.

Nick "creatively acquired" a PokeFlute waking Fatlax. Fatlax is SUPPER PISSED at you, bro! If the Slums had taught you anything, its that it's not hard to get your hands on stuff!

Battle: Legend lv36 vs Snorlax lv30. You Thunder Waved and Slammed it. Snorlax goes to sleep. You RAGE, 'F*uck you' and leave!

On Bike Path, you move criminal through all these f*ckers. Nick gets spotted. Battle goes in a blur. Moving down you get spotted again!

Battle: Legend lv36 vs Koffing lv25, win with Dragon Rage.

Legend lv37 vs Koffing, D-rage twice - win.

Same fight: Legend gets poisoned, can't take a hit. You switch.

Crocjaw lv36 vs Koffing. You're Sludge, poisoned. Win with Water Gun.

You're starting to feel mad. All these bikers have the same Pokemon; bulky poison types. Nick reaches Fuchsia City! Rolling up on your bike you two Police Officers holding Leaf (that crazy stalker chick). They say she's under arrest for theft! She's hauled inside the building behind them. Deron (your token black friend?), slinks up and asks, "Did you see that? (Well duh!). That was your girlfriend? (NO!). You have to do something! [No he doesn't!].

Nick enters the Police Station. Shit! Fights the first one by the door. You're trying to save your girl. No MoFo, stop!

Legend lv37 vs Zubat lv30. Body.

Foxstream lv36 vs Growlithe lv30. Switch.

Crocjaw lv37 vs Growlithe, body.

Crocjaw vs Raticate lv30. Three Water Guns, win.

Nick roams the station to find "Bae ass". [Nick! Don't be thirsty for crazy stalker hoes!]. Another guard thinks you're bold, coming there with 'bad intentions'. I wish.

Koga lv30 vs Drowzee lv31. Brick Break and Strength, body.

Koga lv31 vs Kadabra lv31. One shot with Strength.

Koga vs Growlithe lv31. Two BBs, win.

Defeated officer says you're officially a criminal. Goals! Third officer:

Koga lv32 vs Arbok lv33. Brick Break shit for damage, switch.

Crocjaw lv37 vs Arbok, two Water Guns and the battle blurs. These officers are high leveled, Nick is losing potions - fast. Double battle ahead:

Koga lv32 & Crocjaw lv38 vs Machoke lv34 & Arcanine lv34. Oh my gosh, y'all got the juice in this b*itch! Brick Break Machoke, Water Gun Arcanine. Koga faints and Crocjaw's burned.

Foxstream lv37 enters. Flamethrower Machoke, faints. Water Gun Arcanine, win.

You wonder were Bae ass at. Losing patience with this place, you think you need help on this. Regrouped and healed up, you push through two officers before reaching the last guarding Bae. Police Chief says your friend is getting booked and will be sent to prison soon.

Battle: low health Koga lv33 vs Meditite lv34, switch.

Legend lv 37 vs Meditite. T-wave and two D-rage, body.

Legend vs Gyarados lv36. Sweating clearly not excited by this matchup. T-wave before you faint.

Foxstream lv37 vs Gyarados. Confuse Ray and Flamethrower, Max Revive on Legend. Flamethrower - 1HP clutch, body.

Foxstream vs Noctowl lv35. Flamethrower and Confuse Ray, your poke faints.

Legend vs Noctowl. Two Dragon Rage, body.

Legend lv38 vs Machamp lv37. T-wave and D-rage 4x, it faints.

Last enemy Pokemon: Legend vs Arcanine lv38. T-wave before fainting to bite. Sending in scrubby HM Slave Diglett, you get off Magnitude 7&8 before it faints.

Weak Koga lv33 vs Arcanine. Two Brick Breaks and win!

The Chief lost, Leaf runs up and thanks you. The both of you share a kiss (dangerously close to loving these hoes, man!). Leaf says, "I'll see you later, baby!". That crazy stalker chick got you f*cked! Ambushed by one remaining officer:

Koga vs Growlithe lv34, rek.

Koga vs Hypno (pedos use Hypnos!), lv34. Slowly working it down, Koga faints. It's all up to Crocjaw - Nicks last poke.

Crocjaw lv39 vs Hypedo. Bite, win.

Finally out of the station, Nick talks to a boy, "There used to be a zoo and Safari game, but bad guys used it to move stolen Pokemon". In a house you meet Bill's relatives, the young boy thinks Bill is so annoying. The woman tells you the Safari Zone is gone because of the Warden's corruption. He worked with criminals. You leave.

The Warden's property houses a building for ADULT ENTERTAINMENT! You step inside. A woman welcomes you, she says you're too young to legally get a dance or drink but free to look around. So there's crime, murder, drugs, sex, rapist, pedos, corruption, messed up shit in the world - but your too young to have a female dance on your lap? Oh, the MORALS! The fuck is this sh*t anyway? - Nick ventures in and finds a guy enjoying his service: "This girl can really shake it! She's got quite the behind if you ask me. Worth the money!". A chick dancing for another guy says its easy. They keep throwing cash at you. She seems happy. Well, she has to do what she has to survive.

A police officer asks you not to tell his co-workers he's here. He complains there's too many Thugs and so much crime. So damn stressful blah blah blah (sigh). Then he threatens to kill you if you speak. The Bartender denies you a drink, a chick at the bar gives you some Tea. A fat Bouncer tells to get. The VIP Rooms for VIPs only. A place where ladies get butt nekkid and stuff. Nick asks who becomes VIP, the Bouncer replies "not you". Damn! You leave.

Down to the slums again! You see bikers, a police officer and wonder around. Soon you reach a group of people moving around erratically. Young camper drug dealer states that business is good! He gave the police a power of is profits. Crack head 1: "Illegal drugs are all I have to life for at my age! DRUGS!". Crack head 2: "Outta my way! He has CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!". Crack head 3: "My life was so uneventful until I found DRUGS! I'm buying from that dealer over there cheap!". OMG! What the f*ck is going on here man?! The police officer spots you and calls you 'suspicious!'. . . really? You? Nick? You're SUSPICIOUS?! How about that crack dealer over there! Or those obviously crack heads! GTFOOMF!

Battle: Koga lv34 vs Arcanine lv36. Four Brick Breaks, win.

You stumble upon two small kids facing big stones and a bald man four feet away. The man says, "I gotta work these kids! They ain't got nothing else! I'll probably give them a marshmallow". What kind of sh*t is that? Nick finds a Rare Candy! You should probably give it to one of those kids, Nick feeds it to Koga! More battles end in a blur.

You know you obviously need levels before traveling further. But before that . . . you hit the Gym! Entering, you find it empty as a mother. . . spotting someone in the middle. Must be Koga (the leader). Hitting MANY invisible walls, you find a path to Koga. The leader announces: "It looks like you don't respect me! I used to be a Ninja Assassin, slaughtering hundreds at will. I am not washed up!" (Sure bro). Blah blah blah, battle:

Koga lv35 vs Koffing lv37, switch.

Foxstream lv37 vs Koffing. One shot Flamethrower!

Foxstream vs Muk lv40. Flamethrower, Willow, Confused. You heal and use Roar.

Foxstream vs Weezing lv 38. Willow Wisp, Confuse Ray, Flamethrower. Your poke faints.

Crocjaw lv39 vs burned Weezing - it faints.

Crocjaw lv40 vs burned Muk. No longer burned, you use Surf and drown it til it's dead!

Legend lv38 vs Weezing lv43. T-wave and Revive Foxstream. Sludge Bomb almost KOs you. Healing Crocjaw, you sack Legend.

Foxstream lv37 vs Weezing. Confuse Ray, Flamethrower x2, bodied it. Nick wins his badge!

Koga (leader) admits he sucks, sending you on your way. You hit the PokeCenter and decide to grind soon. Stopping East of Fuchsia, Nick sets up camp and retires.

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If you've learned anything in this chapter, its not to love crazy stalker chicks! Also I'm sorry this stories not on time. I think I'll stop giving you delivery dates and just do it! Chapter 5 soon.