This is back into a memory, about 6 months after the first memory.
About 5 minutes before divination I was frantically searching for Sirius. Secretly, we'd been "going out" for 6 months. 6 glorious months. There were certain parts of his personality I disapproved of; when I found him, one of those traits was blatantly apparent.
He was sat on Severus Snapes back, a malicious gleam in his eye. I sighed "Pads, get off him." I called. If he was in detention we couldn't do what I wanted today. And I was not comprimising that. "Siri, please don't hunt him between lessons. We're going to be late."
He pouted, such an irresistable pout, I wanted to jump in him and kiss it until his lips bled. "But I was having so much fun." He whinged. I smiled as he clambered off Snape lithely, long limbs stretching him up to his full height.
I offered my hand to Severus who had rolled onto his back, and gone cherry red. I shrugged and pulled him up. Sirius sent a strained smile in Snape's direction and then jogged off to divination with me.
Just my bloody luck.
Peter had been taken to the hospital wing, so Severus slid into the empty space next to me. I rolled my eyes and shot a glance at Sirius, who had been paired with James since the beginning of the year. He shakily poured the tea that we were meant to read, I drank mine absently, dreaming of Sirius.
Mmm, how I would love to rip his clothes off and just-Severus interrupted my daydream by coughing and when no-one was looking I scrawled a note to Sirius "Outskirts of the forest, after class-Moony" I sent it under the tables, crashing into his knee. I carefully watched him pick it up and read it with a grin.
The batty old divination professor came over to me and Severus and I handed over my cup, completely impatient and displeased that I wasn't with Siri right now.
"An admirer will reveal you to those close to you." I rolled my eyes and Severus pushed his cup forwards. "Oh, the one you love shall be torn away by another,"
He blushed and the teacher moved on to Sirius and James. James's was read first "He will rise and thee will die, but not before the conqueror is born." I shrugged at James who had gone a shade paler, Sirius punched him lightly and then his cup was read.
"Oh, oh my, this is the grim, you will face the grim before you're time at Hogwarts is up." Sirius laughed as the prophecy was read out. We both knew the grim was pretty much based on Sirius. He'd made a pretty big impression when testing out his animagus.
Shortly after that the lesson ended and I rushed out, eager to meet Sirius. He was rushing after me, but I didn't slow down, not until I reached the forest. I got a little in and turned, realising swiftly how much Sirius had caught up, and was now pinned agaist a tree by him. I was panting heavily, but not becasue of the running.
Well, ok, partly because of the running.
His hot breath was fanning over my neck and I tilted my head back as Sirius kissed my neck.
"Mmm, Siri, I want it, and I want it now." I demanded; he pulled back and raised an eyebrow "Really?" I nodded eagerly and he kissed me ferociously in reply. About a minute later I stopped him, "Where?" I questioned, leaning up against his chest. He stroked my hair in thought.
"Well, do you wanna really make that shack shriek." A slow grin manoevered along my face as I took Sirius's hand and tugged him towards the Womping Willow.
Even in my rushed state I was able to freeze it for long enough to get inside. I barely had enough time to stand up before I was knocked to the floor again by a mass of the beautifull cultivated muscles of Sirius.
I heard a huge tearing and my back met with the cold wooden floor. I gasped like a girl and Sirius sniggered. I just about mentally noted the two or three separate pieces of my shirt around me. I began to unbutton Sirius's, kissing each newly bit of revealed chest I could. He moaned quietly and I grinned, I was doing my job right.
Siri pulled my face up to his and kissed me teasingly. I growled at him and grasped his neck. He pushed his body down onto me and I loved the way his weight felt. "I love you Siri," I murmured. A gasp and a thud made my head flick over to the gangly greasy haired cowering figure sporting a full erection.
What came next though was equally humiliating for me as this was for Snape. I shrieked. Like a girl. Like a girl on helium.
Sirius got up and helped me up, his warm hand encasing mine. I shivered, pulling my cloak around my bare chest. I hid partially behind Sirius who was laughing like a maniac.
"See something you like Snively?" He asked, buttoning his top up casually. "Well, it would be insane of you to have a crush on me, so i'm guessing it's your 'knight in a shining prefect badge' over here." I blushed and hit Sirius lightly on the arm. That was stupid. Snape, crushing on me.
No, it was impossible.
Don't kid yourself Remus, it's completely possible.
"So what if I did?" he said defensively. "Oooh, touched a nerve have I?" Sirius teased. "Well I'm sorry, but Remi is taken. Unless you would rather pick Snively over me?" Sirius had spun me into his side, an arm hugging the small of my back to his side, that malicious gleam had returned.
"No, but Siri, stop it." I begged, gripping his arm.
"No, I'm not done with this lowlife scum, he deserves to know his place in the food chain. Me, you, James, all other Gryffindors are at the top. The Ravenclaws, then Hufflepuffs, then normal Slytherins, then the creatures in the forbidden forest, then the plants, then the trees, then the dirt, and then snivelly little greasy haired rats who think they can score above their league. But I'm feeling kind today, I know you must not be getting any if you get turned on so easy, so if you want, you can watch. I'm sure Moony wouldn't mind, and well I have nothing to be ashamed of"
"Thats enough Sirius." I said sternly. Snape stole his chance to get away and ran. I turned back to Sirius and put my head on his shoulder. I leant up to kiss him and he kissed me distractedly. I pulled away and sighed, "Whats up?" I said, looking right into his eyes.
"Nothing kills the mood like Snape getting turned on by us getting it on." My eyes widened a little "You don't want to?" I accused, feeling hurt and rejected. I looked away ashamed and Sirius turned my chin with 2 fingers.
"It's not you, I just can't bear the thought of anyone but me with you. Especially him. He's hardly worthy. And well since this is your first time I don't want to be distracted, it's going to be hard enough as it is without Snivelly Snape creeping into my thoughts every so often." I kissed him gently and stroked back his dark locks.
"I'll wait," I whispered reassuringly.