Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 4)
16. Would a taser work on a vampire?
Logical Answer: Kate's gift is taser-like. I imagine if the taser were on a strong enough setting, they could feel it.
Sarah's Story: I have to agree with the (small) area of my (at times) logical brain. Kate is a vampire taser. She ran a current over her skin. No wonder she was single for so long. (Sorry, Kate, but ya gotta have better people skills... "What? You want ME to catch the polar bear?! You were the one to ask me out – I thought you were providing dinner! You jerk!")
16 ½. Would tasering be something Emmett would play around with?
Logical Answer: Emmett likes to have fun. Taser=fun. Unless you're the one being tasered.
Sarah's Story: Emmett:"Dude, let's play a game of taser tag!" Definitely he'd use it. If not on vampires, most certainly on humans. (Edward and Emmett wrestle over taser) "Emmett! Just this once, let me get that wretched Mike Newton back. Pleeeease?"
17. Can vampires get tattoos, or do they have to settle for magic marker?
Logical Answer: Unless they used steel needles, tattoo ink probably couldn't get below the skin. Even then, I don't see it working.
Sarah's Story: Tee hee. Magic marker... Too bad vampires don't sleep. (Emmett doodles on Jasper's face. Jasper wakes up.) "Hey, man, whatcha doin'? (Emmett jumps back.) "Nothing..."
18. What happens when a vampire jumps on a trampoline?
Logical Answer: Unless they jump too hard, probably it's the same as when people jump on a trampoline.
Sarah's Story: (Emmett smirks, jumping on trampoline)"How much do you bet I can jump over the house?"
19. Are there any vampire "drinking" games?
Logical Answer: Um, probably not.
Sarah's Story: (Emmett – again.) "How much do you wanna bet I can finish off more bears than you?"
20. Do vampires get indigestion? ( along the lines of mad cow...)
Logical Answer: Probably not. Their bodies are made of rock. They don't get sick.
Sarah's Story: "Wow, that guy didn't agree with me. I said he'd taste delicious, and he said he wouldn't. He sure was right."