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[This is Naruto Talking] (which is actually Naruto using sign language.)

'This is Naruto thinking.'

{This is Naruto Writing something down for someone to read.}

'This is Texting'

Chapter Three

'I can not believe this. I simply can not believe that this is happening. After everyone had found out that I had detention with the loser all my fan girls made themselves get detention too. The school even had to move everyone to the auditorium for it because of the sheer quantity of girls this school possessed. Fan girls simply amaze me with their obsession clouded brains … and also scare me at the same time.'

Naruto looked at the pink haired girl and smiled. 'She sure is pretty. Oh look here shes coming over here."

"Sasuke-kun would you after detention like to go on a date with me?" Sakura asked.

"No." Sasuke replied.

'Why would her turn her down like that!' Over the next two hours Naruto watched girl after girl go up to Sasuke and ask him on a date only to be turn down. After what seemed like the millionth girl came and went away on the verge of full blown depression Naruto had finally had enough. 'Why do they keep coming back if he always says no? Cause some of the girls asked multiple times.' Standing up he marched over to Sasuke and leaned close while looking him in the eye, so I could enjoy his obvious discomfort with my close proximity to his body. 'Stupid Bastard'

"Get away from Sasuke-kun!" All of the fan girls yelled together.

"Huh? Whats going on?"A guy said as he backed up because the rabid glares from said fan girls were creeping him out, and he knocked into Naruto catapulting him forward, making Naruto's mouth fall onto Sasuke's lips.

'Oh God … I'm kissing him!' Naruto pulled way and both of them gagging and when he looked up you could see a demonic aura radiating from every single fan girl. Naruto looked around and panicked when he saw no sign of escape. 'Crap … I'm screwed.' As soon as that thought was made they descended onto him like a pack of rabid animal's thirsting for blood.

[That hurts]

"How in the world did you get all of these cuts and bruises?" Kyuubi asks.

[Evil demonic rabid bastard loving fan girls]

Then Kyuubi had the gall to laugh at me. "How many were there?"

[Every girl in the school.]

Kyuubi turned completely ghost white. "Shit that's a lot of them."

Naruto nodded sadly.

"But out of curiosity why did they attack you?"

[Cause some guy that was behind me accidentally backed into me and my body flew forward and then I accidentally kissed him … ] Naruto glared as he saw that Kyuubi was trying to hold back his laughter that was slowly bubbling threw. [Don't you dare laugh.]

"I can't help it. It is just to funny."

[You know what's funny?]

"What?"

[I feel like that this has happened before. Crazy huh?]

''God would you please just end my suffering.' Sasuke thought as he sat across from his fathers desk while he was ranting about detention.

"I can't believe that you disgraced the Uchiha name by getting in a fight at school!"

"Well I …"

"Itachi would have never gotten in stupid fight."

'What the hell does Itachi have to do with this. Stupid moron for getting me in this situation.'

Fugaku put his hands on the smooth polished wood of his desk and glared at his son. "So your punishment is …"

"I think I was already punished enough." Sasuke added hastily in a panicked voice, his heart pounding fiercely at a mile a minute.

"How so?"

"Do you know how many fan girls reside in my school?"

A confused look ran across Fugaku's face before he brought it back to being emotionless.

"Every single one of them are and all of them got themselves detention and to make matters worst some guy knocked into the idiot dead last making him kiss me."

"Idiot dead last?" Fugaku asked clearly amused.

"The person I got in the fight with and then he has the gall to call me a bastard." Sasuke huffed. "Though I do feel kinda bad about fighting with him sense he's mute."

"You will apologize. This is your punishment."

"Yes father."

"Leave."

As Sasuke left and closed the door you could hear laughter coming from his dad's study, shaking his head he thought to himself, 'Parent's are so weird.'

When Naruto arrived at school every single girl that had hurt him came up and gave him a hug while saying sorry.'Being mute has some privileges.' He would smile and nod before eh hugged them back. Also another plus side was that this attention was making Kyuubi extremely jealous. Naruto looked over to his left and smirked at the jealous redhead.

"Naruto."

Naruto looked to his right and there was Sasuke who looked very uncomfortable. [Yeah?]

"I'm sorry for fighting with you."

People got quiet and then started to whisper among themselves.

"Did you here that?"

"The Uchiha …"

"He said sorry!"

"He never says sorry."

"I'm so jealous."

[You should give me a hug then, all the girls did.]

"Never going to happen dead last."

[I see your still a bastard.]

"Hn."

"Anyways Naruto it's almost time for class." Kyuubi spoke up.

Naruto nodded to his brother in acknowledgment [See you in class bastard].

It was last period today and the last class Sasuke had was Art, but when Naruto walked in he groaned. 'Even on a B day I still have all the same classes with him. How is that even possible? Well it can't be that bad could it?' Then he sat next to me. "Moron why are you sitting next to me?"

[Cause I feel like it and besides I sit by you in every class so how is it any different?] Then Naruto smiled brightly.

"Why the hell are you smiling for … its annoying."

[And that is why I am doing it.]

"Class sense it is the first day of art you are going to be drawing your partner today for some fun. This assignment will not be graded. So if you want to you could keep it or throw it away."

Fan girls started to get up and walk to Sasuke. 'Kami no.'

"And Mr. Uchiha's partner will be Mr. Uzumaki … sorry girls."

"WWWWWHHHHHHYYYYY!" The girls whined.

"Because I want work to be done actually. End of discussion."

"Idiot don't screw this up."

Naruto stuck out his tongue. [Bring it on.]

'I will not lose.'

"Okay class will be ending in a few minutes so if you haven't finished your assignment I would suggest doing it now, and if you have show your work to your partner."

"Done."

[Let me see!]

"Hn … here."

[Here's mine.]

Both boys exchanged their artwork. While Sasuke's portrait of Naruto was good … Naruto's portrait of Sasuke was extraordinary. It actually felt like it Sasuke was actually looking right at you. Naruto actually captured Sasuke's pride and emotional eyes that if not looked at the right way looked lifeless and cold. "Naruto?"

[Yeah?]

"Could I possibly keep this?"

Naruto smiled some more and nodded.

"Class is dismissed."

Later that day Sasuke pinned up the drawing onto his wall and stared at it, completely baffled at Naruto's skill in art while smiling faintly to himself.

A/N: Today the authoress did something so stupid. She slipped on pure pavement and fell onto ice. My whole left side hurts like a mother. Whats worse is that my keys fell out of my pocket so I also fell on them. Today was just not my day. Happy reading and review.