Mario Kart A-Z

by Thegeniusyoshi

Funny Mario Kart related things from A to Z. Please help me come up with things for different letters! And also, no things that COULD happen, but things that are already IN Mario Kart. And no character suggestions either.

4. D

D is for Drifting:

Yoshi falls is a nice, sunny, tourist-friendly place. The sun is always shining, the water is refreshing, and the view of the giant yoshi egg is just breathtaking. Today, Yoshi falls is also spectator-friendly. Because today a race is being held here.

Lakitu: "3, 2, 1, GO!"

Everyone drives forward. At the first turn, everyone drifts through it. Well, ALMOST everyone.

Daisy: "What are you all doing?"

Peach: "Drifting."

Daisy: "How do I do that?"

Peach: "Just jump and slide."

Daisy: "Ok. Thanks!"

Daisy jumps and slides... right into the giant yoshi egg.

CRACK!

The egg cracks. A giant yoshi comes out.

Giant yoshi: "Yoshi!"

Daisy: "Hi I'm Daisy!"

Daisy was drifting uncontrollably on the giant Yoshi's back.

The giant yoshi hops onto the track, and Daisy falls off.

Daisy: "HELP!"

CRASH!

Daisy falls right onto the finish line, still drifting.

Lakitu: "Lap 2!"

The giant Yoshi eats Daisy, then spits her back out, still drifting.

Lakitu: "Final lap!"

The kart stops drifting and starts zooming.

Daisy: "HELP! WHY AM I GOING SO FAST!"

Peach (Still on the first lap): "When you stop drifting, you get a speed boost. The size of the speed boost depends on how long you were drifting."

Daisy zooms back around to the finsh line.

Lakitu: "Daisy Wins!"

Daisy: "Yay!"