A/N The next chapter is here everyone! The producer will be in bold italics!
Yes Mr. Producer. Oh, the kids are here! Hi kids! Recap time.
In episode three our heroes wanted coco, Beauty took a walk around the forest, and Gasser developed a crush on Beauty.
"No I didn't! Get on with the episode already!" Gasser exclaimed angrily.
Fine, fine, but you did. Haha!
Narrator, you now loose five dollars! If you be mean to them again, you'll loose all your money!
I won't be!
Don Patch was choosing which dress to wear for his and Jelly Jiggler's ACTUAL wedding.
"I wonder which one I should wear." Don Patch said. "Hmmm…this dark blue one looks nice! I'll wear it! Or maybe the white one, I just can't choose!"
"Aren't you guys already married!!?" Gasser exclaimed.
"That was our rehearsal. This is our real wedding." Don Patch said. "Now put on this dress!" Don Patch put his dark blue dress on Gasser.
"I'm not wearing this!!" Gasser said taking off the dress. "Boys don't wear dresses! Except for you, Mr. Bobobo, and Jelly Jiggler…"
"Ugh, you just stretched it!" Don Patch whined. "I'll have to pick the white one now. Though it is nice."
"Wait! I'm going to marry Don Patch! She's my girlfriend!" Bobobo said indignantly.
"What! I'm going to marry Don Patch! She's my girlfriend!" Jelly Jiggler said. "We already had our rehearsal. Besides, she doesn't love you!"
"Don Patch, how could you marry him when your going out with me!?" Bobobo asked in sadness. "I thought we had something special! But I guess I was wrong."
"Well, it's because we broke up, remember?" Don Patch said. "Besides, Jelly Welly makes great coco!" Bobobo sadly nodded and walked away. "We can get married, too!"
"That's great! I better put on my tuxedo!" He said, then he rushed behind a tree.
"Why don't you want to marry me?" Don Patch asked Gasser suspiciously. "I am beautiful without Beauty in the way to ruin it all!"
"I rather not." He answered. Don Patch crossed his arms and walked away.
Jelly Jiggler was trying to choose which tuxedo to wear.
"Ahhhh! Which one should I wear!" Jelly Jiggler asked himself. "I can't choose! Wait, I got it! I'll wear my monkey costume! That'll wow her!" Then Jelly Jiggler started looking through a bush for his monkey costume.
Meanwhile, Bobobo was trying to find his bunny suit. Why don't I get a bunny suit!?
"Where is that thing! I neeeeeeeeeed it!" Bobobo complained. Then he saw two bunny ears and thought that, that was his costume. He picked it up, unfortunately, it was an actual bunny.
"Hi! I'm Bunny! How are you?" The bunny said with a smile.
"Get away!" Bobobo yelled. He punched the bunny in the sky.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" The bunny screamed, then he saw Dengaku Man. "Hi!"
"Hi Bunny! It's been a hard day for me." Dengaku Man answered.
"Me too." The bunny replied. Then they started playing tic tac toe.
"I think this'll look perfect on me!" Don Patch said admiring himself. "Now wears my tiara?" He started looking for his tiara, instead, he found a one foot long ant and put it on his head. "I look gorgeous,"
Yeah right. You look horrible!
Be nice narrator! You just lost all your money for that and owe me five dollars! See what I tell you? You never learn!
That's not fair! I don't have any money now and I owe you money! Your unfair! Really unfair!
You should've thought of that before you said something mean again! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to think of an idea for episode sixty-two!
"I need my monkey costume! Wear is that thing!" Jelly Jiggler said irritated, then he noticed a monkey tail. "There it is" He yanked on the tail, but instead, he got an evil monkey that started attacking him! "AHHH!! HELP!!! This evil monkey is attacking me!!"
These three are making a big deal out of this wedding. Gasser thought; looking at everyone running around.
"The wedding cake! We need the wedding cake! I'll make one right now!" Don Patch started mixing ingredients for a cake. "Two eggs, six marshmallows, nine ants, four apples, and twenty five hundred grapes! That's easy!"
"What kind of cake is that!!!?" Gasser exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Beauty was sitting on a rock, looking at a waterfall.
"Ahhhh…it feels nice to get away from all the insanity." Beauty said enjoying the waterfall while it glistened in the sun light like Jelly Jiggler's eyes sometimes do.
"Hey baby, come here often?" A bug asked crawling by Beauty. "You know, we could go out sometime. I drive a car."
"Ew! I'm booked!" Beauty said disgusted. The bug sadly crawled away. "How can stuff talk in this forest? This is madness!"
Back to the fun part, but that was funny when the bug started hitting on Beauty. Hehe.
Jelly Jiggler found his monkey suit, but it was all torn up, so he had to wear his Helly Kitty suit.
"I do look cute? Don't I?" He asked Bobobo.
"No you don't! You better change!" Bobobo said punching Jelly Jiggler in the air.
"This always happens to me!!" Jelly Jiggler said floating in the sky.
"The cake looks delicious!" Don Patch said admiring the cake. "Now all I have to do is put frosting on it! Oooh, and roses!" Don Patch quickly got out frosting and picked some roses.
"Hmmm…maybe I shouldn't wear my bunny suit! I should wear my Hello Kitty suit!" Bobobo said, then he thought for a moment. "I should wear my banana costume instead!" Then Bobobo started searching for his banana costume.
"I finished making the cake!" Don Patch announced, but no one heard him. "Fine then! Be that way! Anyways, I need to get my hair ready for the wedding!" Then Don Patch started trying on wigs to see which one looked the best.
"While you three get ready for your wedding, I'm going to find Beauty." Gasser said. Then he left the three to their weirdness.
It took a while to find Beauty but he finally saw her sitting on a rock near a waterfall.
"Hey Beauty!" Gasser said runinng up to her.
"Gas Can, what are you doing here?" Beauty asked not looking at him.
"I just thought I would find you." He answered. "And to get away from the wedding."
"What wedding?"
"It's a long story."
"Oh." Beauty said. The two were silent for a while, until Gasser spoke up.
"I-I have something to tell you." He almost whispered.
"What is it Gas Can?"
"Well, I wanted to tell you that-" He got cut off by Don Patch dragging him back to wear the wedding was going to begin.
"Don't talk to her! She'll come back in chapter six!" Don Patch said in a girly tone. "It's not like you were going to say anything important to her. Now help me with my hair. I need to look gorgeous for the wedding, mister!"
"Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything important to her. Nothing that she would need to know." Gasser said sarcastically. "And I'm not helping you with your hair!" He added.
Don Patch finally dragged Gasser back to where the wedding was.
"Hey Gasser! You're back! What took you so long?" Jelly Jiggler asked. "Also, do you like my Hello Kitty costume?" He added.
"No."
"What about my banana costume? Do you like it?" Bobobo asked; doing some kind of pose.
"No."
"What about my hair?" Don Patch asked. "It looks beautiful, right?"
"No."
"Well, fine, but the wedding starts in fifteen minutes!" Don Patch said. "I need my hair dresser!" Then he quickly did his hair.
Later in the day, the wedding started. Bobobo, Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch got married. Bobobo and Jelly Jiggler were the grooms, and Don Patch was the bride. Gasser was the one who said the do you take this and stuff like that. So that's when Don Patch had another baby again! Her name was Yee Yee. She looked just like Yaa Yaa, only she had hair.
"Yaa Yaa, look, you have your own baby sister! Say hi to Yee Yee!" Don Patch said feeding a milk bottle to Yaa Yaa and Yee Yee.
"Sweetie, I have to go to work! I'll be back in the afternoon!" Jelly Jiggler said. Then he disappeared from sight.
"Arf! I'm so cute, aren't I?" Dengaku Man said, but still, they were ignoring him. "Stop ignoring me you guys!"
"Patchi, are you going to be ok handling the kids while I go grocery shopping?" Bobobo asked, Don Patch nodded. Then Bobobo was out of sight.
"Gasser, come here and feed Yaa Yaa for me!" Don Patch said. "I can't feed both of them!"
"You didn't even give birth to them!" Gasser exclaimed. "And why would I feed milk to a doll?"
"Yaa Yaa is a person! Not a doll!" Don Patch said angrily. "Stop being so mean!"
Meanwhile, Beauty was stuck with a bunch of bugs asking her out! It was bug mania! Why would bugs ask her out? That isn't right! Maybe people would, like Gasser, but bugs? This forest is madness!
Narrator, stay on topic or you're fired! I have better narrators than you!
Yes Mr. Producer, I'll listen to you from now on.
"No to all of you! I'm not going out with bugs! Ask someone else!" Beauty said getting irritated.
"You like someone else! That's why your saying no!" One bug said.
"Let's just leave her. She's not worth it." Said another bug. Then all the bugs crawled away. Beauty sighed and continued watching the waterfall.
I wonder what Bobobo and the others are doing. She thought.
Meanwhile, Jelly Jiggler was flying in the air with a flock of birds.
"I love working with you guys!" Jelly Jiggler said happily. "You appreciate me!"
"Of course we would appreciate you Mr. Jiggler! You're the manager!" A robin said.
"You're right!" Jelly Jiggler said. "I'm the manager! Oh yeah! Take that Bobobo and narrator!"
"But barely anyone listens to you anyways!" The robin added. Jelly Jiggler's face fell, literally.
"AHHHHH!!!" Jelly Jiggler's face screamed.
Meanwhile, again, Bobobo was picking berries.
These are going to be tasty." He said finishing up with his grocery shopping. "Now to get back to Don Patch, my lovely wife."
She ain't lovely.
That's it! You're fired!
Please! I need this job! Don't fire me! Oh please, I'm begging you!
Fine, but no more rude comments, got that?
Yes sir! I'll be the best narrator ever!
Bobobo walked back to Don Patch and showed him the berries he found. Don Patch's face lit up from all the food, then he cooked up the berries with rice with curry, and sixty-four ants!
"I wonder how long Jelly Jiggler's job will take." Bobobo said. "Mmmm…that looks delicious."
"Thank you." Don Patch said cooking. "Can you get me some rocks please? I need them to make rock soup for dessert."
"Yes ma'am! I'll get them right away! Before you can say gkjdhjkfiribtbkscnmsodifjeiwfidjfippershnickleschocolatejkdjfjsjfjkflfjkd" Bobobo said saluting like a soldier, then he skipped off to find rocks for the rock soup.
Meanwhile, Gasser was trying to find the waterfall again so he could tell Beauty what he was about to say before Don Patch came and dragged him back to where Bobobo and Jelly Jiggler were because he needed Gasser to help him with his hair. This sentence was just too long! I can't believe the script said make a long sentence!
When Gasser got to the waterfall, he saw that she wasn't there anymore, so when he was about to leave, he heard something moving in the water, which was Beauty!
"What are you doing in the water!?" Gasser asked.
"I never knew an army of fire ants were so strong." Beauty said spitting water out of her mouth. "A bunch of bugs were asking me out and I said no so then the bugs got angry and an army of fire ants came and pushed me in the waterfall for revenge just because I said no to going out with them! They were bugs! I don't know how I'd go out with bugs!" She got out of the water and walked over to Gasser. "You were about to say something before Don Patch dragged you away. What was it?"
"Um, uh, it's not that important anymore." Gasser said nervously. You chickened out and now you'll never tell Beauty how you really feel! Your so dumb! He thought.
"Really, because it seemed important before." She said.
"Well it's not anymore. You'd think it's silly." He said not wanting to tell how he really felt about Beauty. Then Don Patch suddenly came crashing down from the sky, and so did Jelly Jiggler's face.
"Hey, what were you two talking about? Was it important?" Don Patch asked. "I was feeding Yee Yee and thought I'd find you two here."
"Yee Yee?" Beauty asked.
"Yeah, Yee Yee, you missed a whole bunch. Bobobo, Jelly Jiggler, and I got married thirty minutes ago." Don Patch said. "I just need to get back to my baby."
"Yeah, also, I have to go feed Yaa Yaa and Yee Yee now, bye!" Don Patch said. Then he hopped like a rabbit to where Yaa Yaa and Yee Yee were. Jelly Jiggler's face followed him.
"They got…married?" Beauty said with a pause.
"Yeah." Gasser replied. "Well, um, you know the thing I said that I didn't want to say before because I chickened out and I said the thing wasn't important but I think you should know what it is, what the thing is."
"I think I get it." Beauty said a little confused. "Well, what do you want to tell me, Gas Can?"
"I-" Gasser got cut off again, this time it was by the narrator because he was going to skip to a different scene.
Meanwhile, Jelly Jiggler's body was looking for his face.
"Hey! I was about to say something important!" Gasser exclaimed angrily.
Sorry, but the script says I have to cut you off and go to the next scene, though it'd be cool if you said that important thing!
Jelly Jiggler's body kept running into obstacles because he didn't have any eyes to see with, until his face jumped back on his head again.
"I'm whole again!" Jelly Jiggler said happily. "Ahhh…my job was very hard! I need help people!" His face was on the camera screen, crying.
"Please, I do!"
"Ok, that wraps up this episode, stay tuned for the next one!" Lily (the author) said pushing Jelly Jiggler away form the camera.
A/N Too bad Gas Can didn't get to say his true feelings to Beauty. I wonder if he ever will. I don't know why I had a wedding for Bobobo, Jelly Jiggler, and Don Patch though…well, bye!
