AUTHOR'S NOTES: This chapter took longer than I thought. I got writers block, and school started. XX Please don't be mad at me…

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything but the story…but SOMEDAY, I shall own Kingdom Hearts and Death Note…someday…

And without further crap, I present…

Chapter 4

"Last one," said Saix, looking at the pile of underwear on the table, "I guess we can put our plan into effect now. Where's the cannon?"

"Marluxia's gone to get it, it's in the basement." Axel stared longingly at his boxers. "That was my favorite rocketship pair…"

Light kicked the wall. "Where the hell is Marluxia anyway? He's been gone for an hour."

Demyx shrugged. "Tea parties?"

"No, no, Mar only has tea parties on Tuesday…today is Wanking Wednesday, so most probably Mar is jacking off somewhere…" Axel drummed his fingers on the desk impatiently.

Meanwhile, Marluxia screamed and ran through the basement, a gray-skinned Vexen holding his shit potion above his head, screaming something about emo ness and Marluxia's tesicles. Suddenly Flower boy tripped over an ant and fell face down in the ground, and with a pang of horror he saw the potion splash over his legs. Immediately he began to feel and urge to slit his throat.

"Must…enjoy…life!!!" Marluxia cried. But it was too late as Vexen, insanity in his eyeshadowed pupils, poured another bucketful of potion over Mar's face, blotting out any hope.

Outside of the castle, ten thousand fangirls stood outside, banging their umbrellas as though they were spears to the ground, screaming like Uruk-hai. The racket was heard even within the deepest dungeons of the castle.

"Damn it, we can't wait for Mar anymore! Our only option now is to hold them off!" Saix grabbed his claymore and rushed out the door. Suddenly a Speedster crashed through the window and a Goth and punk boy with weird glasses jumped off. As the dust cleared, the forms were Matt and Mello (from Death Note) and they jumped out with all firearms held out.

"What the fucking hell are you two doing here?" Axel screamed with unnecessary force, seeing as they were only two feet apart.

"Oh, we were being chased by fangirls, so we decided we'd join you and fight them off." Matt adjusted his glasses and leaned over to Larxene. "Hey babe."

Larxene sniffed and walked to the other side of the room.

"Is it just you or are more people coming?" Kira asked.

"Oh no, L, Misa, and Takada are going to crash through that other window in a few seconds," said Mello, taking a huge bite out of his chocolate bar.

And a few seconds later a small sedan crashed through Demyx's favorite window (featuring grass having sex) and out of it jumped the blond Goth and she leaped onto Light, making him fall over with the force of her glomp.

"Misa…please…get off me…"

"YES LIGHT-KUN!!!" she squealed and jumped up. Suddenly Takada got in the way and started singing at Raito…

"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND! NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE! HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFIREND!!!" screamed Takada.

(Girlfriend song by Avril Lavigne and is not owned in any way, shape, or form by me)

Larxene bitch slapped both girls. "Light is MINE!"

"Popular as ever, eh Light-kun?" said L/Ryuzaki, getting off the car, chewing on one of his nails.

"Now is not the time," said Saix, "We must fight the fangirls!"

So after a complex military plan I'm too lazy to go over, the 'army' took their places at the castle perimeter.

"SHOW THEM NO MERCY." Said Saix, "FOR YOU SHALL RECEIVE NONE IN RETURN!"

But Demyx was too sugar high and his finger spasmed against his de-fangirlizer 12 caliber, and shot a fangirl in the neck, who promptly stopped screaming and walked home and started having a life.

"FIRE!!!" cried Mello, and several more fangirls turned into a person with a life, but thousands more charged up to the wall, holding out notepads and screaming for their autographs.

"If we could use grenades…" said Matt, "I could wipe out this army in no time."

"Sorry man, but killing girls goes against my code." Said Light.

"…didn't you kill me in the manga?" said Takada.

"But didn't you kill Takada in the manga?" said Near, throwing several anti-fangirl dart pins at the horde below.

"Ssssshhhh! Supposed to be a secret!"

"Ladders!" yelled Demyx.

Several candy cane made ladders smashed against the walls and fangirls started running up them like ants.

"Back to the keep!" yelled Saix, and everyone pelted back inside just as the first of the rabid fangirls climbed over the ladder.

Everyone ran into the control room, where the cameras oversaw tens of thousands of fangirls overrunning the castle. The door was bolted shut an hidden, but it was only a matter of time before the fangirls found their hideout.

Light kicked the floor in frustration. "Great. Now we're all trapped here. What do we do now?"

Near went into a long list of extremely detailed explanations of what they could do that put Misa, Takada, Mello, Matt, and the Organization Members to sleep.

"Hopeless poor less IQ-High people," said Near.

A sudden pounding on the door made everyone wake up again.

"LET US IN! LET'S SEX! LET MARRY! LET'S HAVE CHILDREN! LET'S DO A NUMBER OF OTHER TOTALLY WRONG BUT ENJOYABLE THINGS!" screamed the lead fangirl.

"What do we do?" cried Demyx.

Suddenly the door was busted open, and a dark shape loomed over them…a rather familiar shape…

"It can't be…!" said Axel…