"Weeeeeeeee" came Mush's call as another person entered the café.
The owner of the café turned to Blink, "You know I was going to install a doorbell, you really helped me out a lot."
Blink grinned then pulled out his duct tape. "Duct Tape, it fixes everything."
The owner walked off, unable to keep a straight face and wondering how much Blink was being paid to be the duct-tape spokesperson.
Spot came by singing on his way to the café. "Let 'em laugh in Jack's face I don't car-re." Spot had tripped over Mush's 'space ship'.
Mush yelled out "I flipped! I flewed, I really flewed. Weeee!"
Spot turned and looked at the box. "What the heck..wait, Blink is Mush going on another adventure?"
Blink grinned, "Nope, he's coming home from the moon."
Jack held out his hand to help Spot up. Spot looked at Jack nervously, "I wasn't trying to steal your solo, I swear."
Jack and Spot spitshoke. "So what brings you to Manhattan, Spot?"
"Oh, I always come here for my afternoon t-soaking.to soak people, like Blink here."
"Right." Blink yelled out, still writing his article.
Mush yelled out from his 'space ship', "Blink and the king of the moon like to have their tea together at 3 o'clocks on the dot."
Spot kicked the box, Mush yelled 'weee' once more.
Blink stood up, "Listen, Spot, I have to finish my article.when I'm done d'ya wanna proof read it?"
"Sure." Spot walked over to Blink and whispered, "When are we gonna go back into the future? I meet this hot goil last time."
Blink looked at him, "It better not be any of the mayors' daughters.they are all mine."
Jack looked over to them and shook his head. 'Don't ask questions, don't ask questions' he kept mumbling to himself as he continued to write his articles.most of which were only a paragraph long.
Jack looked onto his paper. The first article read the following:
Kid Blink has gone Crazy
By Jack Kelly
Kid Blink, a trusted and once respected Newsie, has gone completely mad.
He keeps using this silver sticky crap, which he calls 'Duct Tape' and
repeating the term, "Duct-tape, it fixes everything". It seems that he enjoys dragging other Newsies into his abyss of insanity as well. If you wish to see a very interesting event come and see the amazing Blink at the
Newsboys lodging house.and save me!
Jack looked at his next article, it was even funny than the first.kinda.but it was shorter. It read:
Jokes about Newsies
By Jack Kelly
Mush walked into a bar."Ouch".
Spot and Blink walk into a bar, and then Spot turned to Blink and said,
"So, You didn't see it either?"
A very dirty joke: Les fell into a mud puddle.
A very clean joke: Les took a bath with Bubbles.
A very suck joke: Les had the flu.
Jack stood up and walked over to Hunters, "Can I have my money now?"
Hunters burped.
"Is that a yes or a no, come on and give me a straight answer, I have a date!"
Hunters handed Jack his money and Spot walked over to Jack.
"So, Jacky-boy's got a date. Well, I got a date too, so can you all please leave, besides Blink, he's going on the date too." Spot said.
Jack ran out of the café repeating "Don't ask questions, don't ask questions." He, however, did not trip on Mush who was now sleeping inside of his box.
"It's done!" Blink yelled out then handed his article to Spot. "Now proof read it! Spotty."
Blink's article went like this:
The Newsies Replacements
By Kid Blink
In my many trips into the future, I have found one thing to be certain, by the end of World War One; the Newsies will be no more. I know that you might laugh now, but it's true. People will buy their newspapers
from machines on every corner, brought from Newsstands, or delivered to
their front door. Headlines will begin to sell papes!
Most children will begin going to school and needing the education
they get there. Poor children with one eye will be made fun of and not respected as the great, wonderful people that everyone knows that they are. And little boys who like to go by their dog's name will be forced to go by
the name their parents called them.
Children will be forced to play indoors when automobiles begin to take over the streets, and crime will reach an all time high.and then get worse. So, my fellow Newsies, continue carryin' the banner, then future generations of
children can learn of our legendary job as the voice of the World.
Spot smiled as he read this, "You know no one is going to believe this."
Blink shrugged, "They can't say we didn't warn them.should we leave Mush inside of his box?"
"Ya, besides.all of the goils seem to like him more anyway.I mean he might get upset that he isn't the type of guy that goils like." Spot answered.
"So, when do you want to go?"
"How 'bout the time with the mayor's sister."
"Ew.Spot that's gross."
"Not that Mayor! The other one whose sister is the same age as his daughter!"
"oOh, good choice." Blink responded.
Blink pulled a huge time machine out of his pocket. Blink and Spot jumped in and with a poof they were gone, leaving Blink's article on top of Mush's box.
Hunters looked around. "That was weird." He grabbed Blink's article read it and said, "Children are getting really good imaginations."
The owner of the café turned to Blink, "You know I was going to install a doorbell, you really helped me out a lot."
Blink grinned then pulled out his duct tape. "Duct Tape, it fixes everything."
The owner walked off, unable to keep a straight face and wondering how much Blink was being paid to be the duct-tape spokesperson.
Spot came by singing on his way to the café. "Let 'em laugh in Jack's face I don't car-re." Spot had tripped over Mush's 'space ship'.
Mush yelled out "I flipped! I flewed, I really flewed. Weeee!"
Spot turned and looked at the box. "What the heck..wait, Blink is Mush going on another adventure?"
Blink grinned, "Nope, he's coming home from the moon."
Jack held out his hand to help Spot up. Spot looked at Jack nervously, "I wasn't trying to steal your solo, I swear."
Jack and Spot spitshoke. "So what brings you to Manhattan, Spot?"
"Oh, I always come here for my afternoon t-soaking.to soak people, like Blink here."
"Right." Blink yelled out, still writing his article.
Mush yelled out from his 'space ship', "Blink and the king of the moon like to have their tea together at 3 o'clocks on the dot."
Spot kicked the box, Mush yelled 'weee' once more.
Blink stood up, "Listen, Spot, I have to finish my article.when I'm done d'ya wanna proof read it?"
"Sure." Spot walked over to Blink and whispered, "When are we gonna go back into the future? I meet this hot goil last time."
Blink looked at him, "It better not be any of the mayors' daughters.they are all mine."
Jack looked over to them and shook his head. 'Don't ask questions, don't ask questions' he kept mumbling to himself as he continued to write his articles.most of which were only a paragraph long.
Jack looked onto his paper. The first article read the following:
Kid Blink has gone Crazy
By Jack Kelly
Kid Blink, a trusted and once respected Newsie, has gone completely mad.
He keeps using this silver sticky crap, which he calls 'Duct Tape' and
repeating the term, "Duct-tape, it fixes everything". It seems that he enjoys dragging other Newsies into his abyss of insanity as well. If you wish to see a very interesting event come and see the amazing Blink at the
Newsboys lodging house.and save me!
Jack looked at his next article, it was even funny than the first.kinda.but it was shorter. It read:
Jokes about Newsies
By Jack Kelly
Mush walked into a bar."Ouch".
Spot and Blink walk into a bar, and then Spot turned to Blink and said,
"So, You didn't see it either?"
A very dirty joke: Les fell into a mud puddle.
A very clean joke: Les took a bath with Bubbles.
A very suck joke: Les had the flu.
Jack stood up and walked over to Hunters, "Can I have my money now?"
Hunters burped.
"Is that a yes or a no, come on and give me a straight answer, I have a date!"
Hunters handed Jack his money and Spot walked over to Jack.
"So, Jacky-boy's got a date. Well, I got a date too, so can you all please leave, besides Blink, he's going on the date too." Spot said.
Jack ran out of the café repeating "Don't ask questions, don't ask questions." He, however, did not trip on Mush who was now sleeping inside of his box.
"It's done!" Blink yelled out then handed his article to Spot. "Now proof read it! Spotty."
Blink's article went like this:
The Newsies Replacements
By Kid Blink
In my many trips into the future, I have found one thing to be certain, by the end of World War One; the Newsies will be no more. I know that you might laugh now, but it's true. People will buy their newspapers
from machines on every corner, brought from Newsstands, or delivered to
their front door. Headlines will begin to sell papes!
Most children will begin going to school and needing the education
they get there. Poor children with one eye will be made fun of and not respected as the great, wonderful people that everyone knows that they are. And little boys who like to go by their dog's name will be forced to go by
the name their parents called them.
Children will be forced to play indoors when automobiles begin to take over the streets, and crime will reach an all time high.and then get worse. So, my fellow Newsies, continue carryin' the banner, then future generations of
children can learn of our legendary job as the voice of the World.
Spot smiled as he read this, "You know no one is going to believe this."
Blink shrugged, "They can't say we didn't warn them.should we leave Mush inside of his box?"
"Ya, besides.all of the goils seem to like him more anyway.I mean he might get upset that he isn't the type of guy that goils like." Spot answered.
"So, when do you want to go?"
"How 'bout the time with the mayor's sister."
"Ew.Spot that's gross."
"Not that Mayor! The other one whose sister is the same age as his daughter!"
"oOh, good choice." Blink responded.
Blink pulled a huge time machine out of his pocket. Blink and Spot jumped in and with a poof they were gone, leaving Blink's article on top of Mush's box.
Hunters looked around. "That was weird." He grabbed Blink's article read it and said, "Children are getting really good imaginations."