Lone: YEAH! IT's OCTOBER/smiley face/ Ok, Since my birthday is Halloween, that's right people, you can even ask hinata657. So, This is the last time I will update until that day, or the Saturday that I'll have my celebration. I'm gonna do lots of chapters, new stories, though some will not be what I mentioned in the 1st chapter, but still LOTS OF STUFF!

So I'm gonna be busy with all of that while trying to survive crappy school and all that crap, yeah, crap.

I was also thinking of ripping off Shonen Jump and doing one fanfic but more then one in the file. But it'll probably be one story at a time until I come up with stuff…

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did you read above? Okay good, continue on…

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"Okay, while that retarded girl tries to…um……get the flames out, yah that's right, get the flames out, I SHALL SUE YOU! OROCHIMARU AND ITACHI!" Barbie said, pointing a pink nail-polished finger at them.

"…why?…"Itachi said slowly.

"Basically, you look like me-"

"HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY PLASTIC SUGERY?(!)" Orochimaru shouted.

"…What the hell?" Tai said.

"Oops…./shifty eyes/ YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!" Orochimaru said as he tried to back away. Itachi just stared at him.

"Yeah, well, I'm leaving, I'm not having Barbie sue me when I'm already suing someone/itch!" Itachi said.

"Oh no…oh no you didn't!" Barbie screamed as she started to throw that doggie poop thing, you know that commercial about Barbie taking care of that dog?

"Oh crap, RUN PONY BOY RUN!" Orochimaru said as they tried to escape from the doggie poop that was being flinged at them. But it was too late…

/slow motion time, that's why the stuff they say will have spaces between each letter./

"N O O O O O O O O O O O O O O!" Itachi said as poop hit Orochimaru. Orochimaru fell down dramatically.

"F A T H E R! H E L P M E! A N D D O N' T L E A V E L I K E Y O U D I D W H E N W E W E R E P L A Y I N G S T A R W A R S !" Orochimaru shouted as he fell to the ground and laid motionlessly.

" O R O C H I M A R U !" Sabrina screamed as he fell.

" W H E R E T H E H E L L W E R E Y O U ? ( ! )" Myryu shouted as he moved his arm and pointed at her in slow motion.

" P U T T I N G O U T T H E F L A M E S , D U H !" Sabrina screamed back at him while they both waved their arms in SLOW MOTION while they argued, which looked pretty funny.

/end slow motion/

"SOMEONE GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL!" Myryu shouted as Naruto and Sasuke took him there.

Barbie started cackling "YES! NOONE CAN STAND THE POWER OF THE DOGGIE POOP!" Sabrina turned around and glared at her. Oh you die/itch."

" And how?" Barbie said mockingly.

"LIKE THIS!" Sabrina screeched angrily as she started her chainsaw and her machine guns and a bunch of other dangerous stuff. She let out a war cry as she ran and latched herself on Barbie first, dropping the weapons. Sabrina pulled her hair while screaming " YOU KILLED OROCHIMARU!" over and over.

"LETGOOFMYHAIR!" Barbie started screaming as she reached for one of Sabrina's legs…

"NEVER!" Sabrina screamed, but suddenly Barbie grabbed her leg and flipped her onto the ground. Sabrina got up and spat some blood onto the ground. She grabbed her machine gun and started blasting, but Barbie dodged them by pulling a flip into the air.

"Goddam cheerleaders…" Sabrina muttered as she kept firing.

"I'll avenge you Orochimaru!" Itachi said as he pulled off some fire jutsus at Barbie "DIE!" The jutsus hit Barbie and burned her hair! Suddenly, her eyes got read and flames started to heat the room.

"YOU SHALL PAY!" She screeched like a wild woman as she brought out a scepter and pink flames started to shoot out of it. Small devils popped up as they came to help her. One replaced her hair, some prepared cannons that popped out of nowhere, while the rest were busy trying to exterminate Itachi and Sabrina. Since Tai also like Orochimaru, she jumped in with her 2 swords and killed all the devils with a swing.

"What the-"

"Haven't you noticed theses are Soki's swords? Soki, The Oni of the Ash from Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams?"

"COOL! NOW LET'S KICK SOME DEMON /SS!(because I like using slash marks…)" Sabrina said as they advanced toward Barbie. Barbie leaped up and flames shot out. Tai blocked it with her swords but still got burned.

"Don't worry Tai, I'll handle this!" Sabrina said as she leapt up and shot Barbie, while she was in the air Sabrina had flashbacks of Orochimaru.

Flashbacks

Sabrina stared at the tv, where Orochimaru was near Sasuke, talking about the Uchiha clan and how they should thank him for killing Sasuke, but Sabrina wasn't listening to that.

/…He's so cool…/

Next, Orochimaru in front of Kakashi as Kakashi summoned his chakra while Sasuke was already fainted on the ground.

/…I hope Kakashi is the one killed…/

Orochimaru was leaning near a post, talking to Kabuto. Talking about Sauske and plans.

/Why do you have to hang out with 4-eyes Orochimaru?(!)

end flashbacks

"This…ends…NOW!" Sabrina screamed as magically, she took Tai's swords and struck Barbie, but
Barbie and the same time also pulled out a bomb and set it off.

BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

As the smoke cleared, everyone looked for Barbie and Sabrina. They were both on the floor.

They weren't breathing.

Sam and Tai gasped as Itachi quickly covered up their bodies and brought a casket.

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Everyone was in a mourning as first Barbie's casket was put down. Sam and Tai were crying and they started to pick up Sabrina's. The casket was still open so everyone could see her face. She was being buried with her favorite things: One of Tai's drawings, some puzzles, a deflated smily ball, cheerleading trophies, and a photo of her family.

They closed her casket and started to lower it into the hole, but suddenly, they heard scratching coming from the casket, and then:

SABRINA BUSTED OUT OF THE CASKET!

"WHAT THE HELL?(!)" Tai and Sam, who were in dresses, yelled.

"OH CRAP!" Myryu yelled, because he had bought party supplies. Sabrina smirked and blasted the party supplies with her firey powers.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THESE COST ME $600.78!"

"WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" Tai and Sam screamed at Sabrina.

"That was only for dramatic impact, now BARBIE was dead, and I decided to stop playing when I heard Myryu mutter that Orochimaru was still alive cause he got a call from the hospital about it:)" Sabrina said cheerfully.

"YOU MEAN I WASTED ALL MY MONEY FOR PARTY SUPPLIES BUT WOULDN'T GET TO USE THEM EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T BURN THEM?(!)" Myryu said angrily, as his eyes started to go red and darkness and flames fired up in each palm of his hands.

"YOU MEAN I WORE THIS DRESS FOR NOTHING?(!)" Sam yelled, she was weraing a pink dress as she started to get shuriken from her holster

"YOU MEAN I WROTE ALL THIS SAD CRAP BUT I COULD'VE DONE RETARDED STUFF?(!)" Tai yelled as she regained her swords.

"…GET HER!" Tai screamed as She. Sam, and Myryu went and chased her. Trying to kill her.

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Sabrina: lies….THEY'RE ALL LIES! I DON'T LIKE OROCHIMARU!

Lone: Well, in this you do! I didn't think you would go well with Itachi. I mean, you and Orochimaru were meant for eachother. You both are evil!

Sabrina: NOW I SHALL BURN YOU WITH MY FIREY POWERS!

Lone: Well, I'm the author! And you shall die! ATTACk, RABID SQUIRRELS!

Sabrina: OH CRAP, RABID SQUIRRELS! AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH/death noises in the backround/

Lone:….you didn't see anything…or read anything…well, see you on Halloween:) or on the Saturday before it…something like that…but Orochimaru does mean 'snake man' oh yeah, I finished this in one day, NEW RECORD BABY! And this took me like 30 minutes. I'm so amazed at myself.