Note- None of the chapters are really related as of now.
Noah Puckerman Stacy's mom has got it going on!
Artie Abrams and 2 others like this.
Brittany S. Pierce is gng 2 the mal w/ hr bfr nd dolfins
Santana Lopez: I was invited, but I'm busy
Kurt Hummel:Lemme guess, you and Puckerman are "hanging out"?
Blaine Criss and 13 others like this
Santana Lopez: Nope. Me and your bro are getting it oooon;)
Brittany S. Pierce: i thot fin waz dting man hands?
Rachel Berry: No, Finn and I are not dating. Nor will we ever again go down that path of destruction. We both have new roads to follow. I happen to be dating Jesse St. James again while Finn is sleeping around. See, totally different drections.
Brittany S. Pierce: wat doz tht meen?
Brittany S. Pierce: Hello?
Brittany S. Pierce: were did evry1 go?
Wes Frain ATTENTION ALL warblers THERE IS AN EMERGENCY PRACTICE! That means you Kurt Hummel and Blaine Criss. Put some clothes on and join us in the choir room.
Kurt Hummel: I have to wonder how you know we're naked.
Blaine Criss likes this.
Santana Lopez: You guys are always naked and going at it.
Noah Puckerman: You two officially have my title of "Sex Shark"
Brittany S. Pierce: wuldnt it be sex dolfin?
Santana Lopez who to pick? The awesomely sexy Wes Frain? Or the Badassedly sexy Noah Puckerman? Decisions, decisions...
Mercedes Jones: Or you could come to the mall with me and Tina?
Tina Cohen-Chang likes this.
Santana Lopez: I pick that. Wes, I'll see you tomorrow at movies. Puck, find yourself a new booty call. If you know what that means for you, Wes?
Wes Frain likes this.
Santana Lopez is now in a relationship with Wes Frain
Jarrett Dusky: Holy shit. Alternate universe.
David Thompson likes this.
Blaine Criss: I'm happy for you guys.
Brittany S. Pierce: yayy sanny wont b lonly nymore.
Mike Chang is going to Michigan to visit Matt(:
Quinn Fabrey: I always thought you two were gay for each other.
Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry and 57 others like this.
Matt Rutherford: Uh. No, sorry.
Mike Chang likes this.
Sue Sylvester hates children.
Jesse St. James is meeting the most amazing girls parents.
Rachel Berry likes this
Kurt Hummel: And we care why?
Rachel Berry: Kurt!
Kurt Hummel: You can't blame me for not liking him. He's always been a douche to me.
Mercedes Jones, Noah Puckerman and 8 others like this.
Sam Evans is watching Avatar.. again
Quinn Fabrey: you're obsessed.
Sam Evans: I am, you love it
Quinn Fabrey likes this.
Artie Abrams Growing up won't bring us down.
Brittany S. Pierce, William Schuester and 18 others like this.
Kurt Hummel hates doctor appointments.
Blaine Criss: Why are you at the doctor, boo?
Kurt Hummel: Check up on my dad. Black Swan at 2:30?
Blaine Criss: It's a date.
David Thompson enjoys spying on the Klaine dates.
Jarrett Dusky: it's a fun experience, also adds to the list of kinks.
Burt Hummel: could you stop talking about my son and his boyfriends "kinks" please?
Jarrett Dusky: Yes sir!
William Schuester is scheduling an extra practice tonight to get us ready for regionals.
Finn Hudson: its not 4 a few months
Rachel Berry: You can never be too prepared
Jesse St. James likes this.
Finn Hudson feels like the only single one.
Mercedes Jones: *coughs*
Noah Puckerman: Hey, Aretha. How 'bout we give it another shot.
Mercedes Jones: *takes back the cough and agrees with Puck*
Finn Hudson is officially the only single one. This sucks
Lauren Zizes: I'm single ;)
Finn Hudson: And I'm not that desperate.
David Thompson and again the Klaine date ends in sex. In the movie theater seats.. I have never been so glad to leave.
Santana Lopez: You hear that, Wes? We must get working
Wes Frain: on it.
Sorry for the shortness. Anything you want to see happen?
R&R?