Finn and Jake were relaxing at their treehouse, when they heard a knock on the door.
"It better not be the Ice King again." Finn stated as he got up and walked to the door. "I'm tired of him stealing our garbage."
"You don't know that." Jake mentioned.
Finn simply sighed as he opened the door, surprised to see Flame Princess visiting him. "Oh hiya Flame Princess, what brings you here?"
Flame Princess looked around nervously. "Umm, Finn, I need you help with something."
"With what? The Ice King? He's ice and you're fire! He can't kidnap you without something going wrong!" Finn claimed.
"No, not that. You see-" Before she could explain, Flame Princess farted another loud burst of flames that erupted from her infernal rear. "I need your help with-" Another loud poot followed by a flame came out. "...that." she finished, blushing as she continued farting, a burst of fire erupting from her volcanic butt cheeks.
Finn gave Flame Princess an odd stare. "Oh man...first Princess Bubblegum, then Marceline, and now you?"
Flame Princess nodded, the flames coming out of her butt increasing in size as she did.
"You're going to have to go to one of them for help. They experienced what you're experiencing now, so I'm sure they can help."
Flame Princess sighed as she continued pooting large flames from her butt. "Ok, we'll thank you anyway."
As Flame Princess turned around to look for one of the other two royal females, Flame Princess accidently released a huge burst of infernal flatulence that caused the treehouse to catch fire, then burn to a crisp as Finn and Jake screamed, both of them on fire as they ran around, trying to douse themselves.
"My gosh! I'm so sorry about that!" Flame Princess apologized, blushing in embarassment while placing her hands on her big butt, which erupted another burst of fire farts, much to her added embarassment.