"What's up everyone. It's us, Ian and Anthony right here." Ian greeted.
"Is that what you call a hello to everyone watching?" Anthony asked sarcastically.
"No."
"Then you failed. Anyway, today on this episode of Pokemosh, since this is the 4th episode of this show, that means we have one episode left until Pokemosh Games is out. So today, we'll be discussing the shows that will be showing on Pokemosh Games." Anthony announced.
"If you remember last episode, we showed you guys an exclusive Game Bang episode featuring our friend, Martini the Victini Anthro, where we played Heads Up. Well Game Bang is only one of the shows featured on Pokemosh Games. In fact, we also have many other shows to be in tack. And for this episode, we'll show you some footage of the shows, as well as the description of what the show is about." Ian explained.
"So first off on the show list is a show featuring Sohinki the Victini, Jovenshire the Genesect, and Lazercorn the Shiny Keldeo, where they talk about certain mechanics in many video games, as well as characters, plot lines, and much more. They can even talk about their own experiences in video games. That show is called 'Pokemon Countdown. And we got some footage of the show with Sohinki in the shot." Ian takes out a remote and presses the play button on the remote, playing footage.
Now presenting, Sohinki's work on "Pokemon Countdown"
"Now if there's something in video games that the Pokemosh Crew likes the most, including me, is fighting games. Games that brings you to give it your all to win a game. And one game that really fits that description is Mortal Kombat. For one thing, Mortal Kombat has a list of so many fighters to choose from. Like Sub Zero, Scorpion, Kitana, and more. Another, the combat system is pretty hard to master, but once you get the hang of things, it makes matches a lot more interesting." Sohinki explains with much detail.
"This is what 'Pokemon Countdown' would look like from here on out." Ian stated.
"I got to say that Sohinki did a good job on this segment, but that's not the only show we're showing on here. We also have a show that's counting down from the Top 5 best as well as the Top 5 worst. Why Top 5? Well let's say that it's more simple for us to do. We are now presenting 'Top 5 Stars.'" Anthony announced as Ian changed the video and pressed play on the remote.
Now presenting, a short clip of "Top 5 Stars"
"Hello gamers and welcome to the first episode of "Top 5 Stars." Now if you're wondering what this show is about, well it's in the title really." Jovenshire pointed out.
"You're such a jerk, Joven." Lazercorn said in the background.
"Heh heh. Not funny. So anyway, I want to give a shout out to Keldeo the Critic for inspiring me to make this list. Now, we've played the 3rd installment of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Game, which is Gates to Infinity. Some of the game play was so amazing, but most of it was just something we all hate or it's perfectly stupid or the dumbest. So with that point on, I'm giving you guys the Top 5 Gates to Infinity Moments we hate the most." Jovenshire announced.
"This was actually recorded last year and we still didn't post it." Ian then laughs. "I mean, it was meant for Pokemosh Games, but still, we haven't even posted it."
"If you guys are thinking Jovenshire is the only one that's gonna be on this show, then you're wrong. Sohinki and Lazercorn will also take part in this show. And it's not just gonna be about moments in video games. It'll also be more than that." Anthony explained, then changed the video on the screen.
"I hope you guys like epic boss battles because we got a show all about that. Featuring Sohinki and Lazercorn, this is show where they take on all kinds of bosses from video games. This is 'Boss Blitz.'" Ian announced as the video played.
Now presenting, Sohinki and Lazercorn on "Boss Blitz"
"Time Eater? More like 'Time Jerker." Lazercorn stated in an insulting way.
"Is that suppose to be a 'Henry Danger' reference?" Sohinki asked?
"Yep." Lazercorn answered as he put his focus on the game. The Time Eater boss fight starting off with the usual "annoying character hints you already know in the first place."
"Yeah yeah. I already know how this fight goes." Lazercorn said in an annoyed manner as he pressed the boost button. The Time Eater's first attack was the homing shots.
Vector: That looks like a homing shot.
Blaze: Be careful, Sonic.
"I already know dummy." Lazercorn uttered in an annoyed tone.
"As much as I like Blaze as a character, I didn't need to hear that from her." Sohinki stated.
"Yeah. I think this is more annoying than Omachao!" Lazercorn commented in an insulting way.
"Nobody would disagree with you on that." Sohinki stated while chuckling.
"Other than Jovenshire being on a gaming related show like 'Top 5 Stars," Jovenshire will also be featured on 'Boss Blitz,' taking on video game bosses of any kind." Ian announced.
"Yes. Although, I can see that we'll be having epic boss fights when the show comes on. Now Anthony, can I ask you something?"
"Um….sure I guess."
"What was your reaction when you played Street Fighter for the first time?" Ian curiously asked.
"OH MY GOD IAN! IT WAS SO COMPLICATED! YOU HAVE TO MEMORIZE EVERY SINGLE COMBO IN A CHARACTER SO THAT YOU CAN WIN FIGHTS, BUT IT'S SO HARD TO DO THAT BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY COMBOS A CHARACTER HAS THAT IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT TO MEMORIZE EVERY SINGLE ONE! THAT'S HOW I SUCK BADLY IN ALL STREET FIGHTER GAMES!" Anthony ranted in anger, until it hit him. "Wait a minute, you just asked me that question to introduce one of the shows in Pokemosh."
"You got that right. Haaaa! Haaaa! Anyway, remember your first time playing a certain game? It's really hard at first, but once you get used to the controls, it gets easier. That's what the show 'Button Mash' is for. A show where we play a game we never played before and learn how to play it. It will get frustrating at first, but then it gets easy. I will show you a footage of when me and Anthony first played Sonic Advance 3. And believe me, we both sucked at it."
Now showing, Ian and Anthony's game play on Sonic Advance 3 on "Button Mash"
"No! What are you doing? Follow me!" Ian shouts angrily while Anthony was getting lost on Route 99 Act 1 as Tails.
"I can't find you. I keep running into enemies." After that was said, Anthony ran into a blue ladybug robot and died.
"ANTHONY! HOW DID YOU DIE?!" Ian yells angrily as he and Anthony started at the last checkpoint while Anthony was just laughing.
"I….Ah hahahaha. I ran into a robot ladybug and died." Anthony answers as he continues laughing.
"You didn't have rings?!" Ian asked.
"No. I ran into a bird like enemy and lost all my rings." Anthony answered as he laughs.
"Darn it Anthony." Ian uttered.
"Hey. You got lost once too." Anthony remarked.
"Yeah, but you get lost more than I do." Ian stated as he defeats a blue ladybug robot. Anthony jumped on 2 blue robot ladybugs and accidentally died from a bird robot.
"ANTHONY!"
Anthony starts laughing hysterically after that happened.
"We lost our last life when I died from that bird." Anthony remarked as he laughed.
"Don't remind me." Ian uttered out in frustration.
"Yo-You had a lot of gamer rage when I kept on getting lost on the first level." Anthony reminded Ian.
"I KNOW THAT ANTHONY!" Ian yells angrily while Anthony just laughed.
"Okay, enough gamer rage. This next show is kinda obvious to come up. Other than Game Bang where we all group together to compete against each other, we have a show where 3, possibly 4 of us group together to play a game for fun than being competitive. And also, the title is kinda obvious as well. And just to not rip off 'Gametime with Smosh,' we came up with a title of our own. It's called 'Pokemosh Group Up.'" Anthony announced as he played a video.
Now presenting, footage of "Pokemosh Group Up"
"Oh come on Anthony. Let me win for once." Lazercorn complained while playing Shulk as he tried to use Backslash on Anthony, who was playing Bowser as he avoided the attack.
"No way you'll hit me like that. You'll have to try harder." Anthony stated in a voice imitation of Xord.
"Don't talk like Xord in front of me. Eat this!" Lazercorn shouts as he grabbed Bowser and front throws him.
"Wow. And I thought I would be angry when I lose to Anthony. Lazercorn, you'll have to try your best to beat Anthony." Ian stated.
"SHUT UP IAN AND LET ME FOCUS!" Lazercorn angrily yells while Ian just chuckled a bit.
"Hashtag Gamer Rage." Anthony exclaimed.
"That's gonna be our first episode of 'Pokemosh Group Up." Anthony announced after the video ended.
"Wanting to know who won? You'll see very soon. As for right now, we have 2 more shows to talk about and we'll wrap it up for today."
"For this show is specifically on the outside of the castle, as well as the open fields of the Moor of Icirrus, but do lots of crazy shenanigans." Anthony explained.
"Shenanigans? What do you mean?" Ian asked curiously.
"You know, shenanigans? Doing all kinds of crazy things in online mode? Those shenanigans?" Anthony pointed out.
"I still don't get the shenanigans." Ian said without thought.
"Come on Ian. You really don't get it? All the crazy shenanigans we do outside? Playing in zorb balls, playing games while outside, sometimes getting hurt, and much more. Those shenanigans?" Anthony points out to Ian.
"Ooooooh. Those shenanigans. Now I get it." Ian replied.
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "shenanigans."
"See what we did there? There's one of our favorite quotes." Anthony stated.
"Not only that, but it's our way of introducing for us to play outdoor games like tag, dodge ball, et cetera. We titled it 'Outdoor Gaming.'" Ian announced.
"Let's show you Sohinki, Jovenshire, Lazercorn, and Wes' footage on the show."
Now showing, "Outdoor Gaming" footage with Sohinki, Lazercorn, Jovenshire, and Wes
"Oh god. Man, I'm starting to get dizzy." Jovenshire stated as he was rolling around in a zorb ball while Sohinki, Wes and Lazercorn were pushing it around.
"Ohh, take this!" Lazercorn shouts as he tackles the zorb ball, making Joven even more dizzy.
"Oh crap! Lazercorn!"
"Superkick!" Wes yells excitedly and kicks the zorb ball with force, making it roll around.
"WES!"
"This is fun!" Sohinki shouts as he headbutted the zorb ball, rolling it around.
"Oh I think I'm gonna hurl." Joven stated.
"Oh. Ew! Get out of there then."
"You could have told us before." Sohinki stated.
"Sohinki has a point right there. If you feel like you're gonna throw up, tell someone before you go inside a giant hamster ball." Ian stated, then shudders in disgust.
"We have a lot more outdoor activities like that. Anyway, last but not least, we have one more show. It's the one show where we do whatever we want. We can play video games, but we can also do challenges, read FanFictions, imitate funny scenarios, and hang out and have fun. We like to call it….you know what Ian? Why don't you announce the last show before we end things off here." Anthony tells Ian.
"I would love to. From what Anthony just explained about this last show on Pokemosh Games, it's a show we like to call 'Monado Bonus.'" Ian then laughed. "I get it. 'Monado Bonus.' If that was an actual art in Xenoblade Chronicles, then that would be awesome. Anyway, onto the video."
"Just to specify, it's a clip of some of the crew playing the whisper challenge. I think it's hilarious." Anthony stated.
Now playing, a short clip of "Monado Bonus"
"Wow. This music is really loud." Sohinki stated, taking out one headphone from his ear.
"Put that back on or that counts as cheating." Wes demanded.
"Hehe, demanding." Sohinki uttered as he puts back the headphone on his ear.
"Okay Joven, you start it off." Wes tells Jovenshire.
"Alright let me thing. Hmm….money means nothing to me." Joven said.
"Um….bologna means charging to bees?" Hearing that made Wes, Joven and Lazercorn laugh.
"Not even close." Lazercorn stated. "Joven, try again."
"Alright." He tried to keep it together from laughing and repeated what he said before.
"Um….money means blowing to me?" Sohinki attempted.
"What the?" Everybody then laughs more than before.
"Close enough!" Lazercorn shouts.
"Not even close. Hahaha." Ian laughed out.
"As for what Sohinki said about the music being loud, his ears are big and pointed. I get that Victinis have V shaped ears, but for Sohinki to even say that, how ironic right?" Anthony asked, then laughs.
"Also, just a little fun fact about Sohinki. His ears are a bit bigger than normal. Like lets say, 5 inches taller than normal." Ian stated.
"I HEARD THAT!" Sohinki angrily yells off screen. Ian and Anthony just laughed it off.
"So that is it for the shows that's gonna appear on Pokemosh Games. If you want to know more information about these shows, let us know. We would be happy to answer your questions." Anthony stated.
"And be ready when Pokemosh Games comes out. We'll work really hard on it, even if it means not taking a break." Ian stated, until he gets elbow jabbed in the stomach by Anthony.
"We need breaks eventually, you idiot." Anthony uttered in disbelief.
"Sorry. Got carried away a little." Ian nervously laughs.
"Anyway, see you guys next time. Oh wait, as for the 5th episode of Pokemosh, we're gonna do what Keldeo the Critic asked us to do." Anthony stated with a smile as the Legend of Zelda main theme plays in the background.
"See you guys then."