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Oh, um...sorry, can't answer right now, watching the Super Bowl...

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Toad and Toadette's Epic Adventures: Chapter 19

The koopalings and Bowser Jr. were all sitting on the stage, discussing the Super Bowl.

"It's pretty obvious that the Denver Broncos will win, Wendy!" Ludwig told her.

"No, they are losing, as you can see! The Sea Hawks will win!" Wendy said.

"Denver Broncos!"

"Sea Hawks!"

"DENVER BRONCOS!"

"SEA HAWKS!"

"Both of you are wrong! This is what will happen: The lights will go out just like they did last year and the score will be tied! This is my theory." Iggy said.

"Iggy, there can be no tie. They must finish the game until one of the teams win." Ludwig explained.

"Well, excuse me! It's not like I actually care about sports, like Aly." Iggy said.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! STOP CALLING ME!" Aly said, popping up from behind Iggy.

"AAAAHHH! where did you come from?" Iggy asked, surprised.

"You don't know? I'm a ninja." Aly said, taking out throwing stars.

"No, you aren't." Larry told her.

The throwing stars disappeared from Aly's hand.

"Awww."

"I can't believe you don't like sports." Roy said, shaking his head.

"Well, believe it! Sports are not worth my time! The only sport I probably LIKE is basketball, because I'm tall. Anyway, you guys are wasting too much time, so start!" Aly said, floating away.

"What is the story called, Junior?" Ludwig asked.

"It's called, Toad and Toadette's Epic Adventures, By Matt1251!" Junior said.

"Hey, didn't nickelodeon make a TV show like that? What was it called?" Iggy asked.

"Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures! The show didn't last long, though." Wendy said.

"It was an ok show, I guess." Morton said.

"Anyway, here is the story!" Ludwig said.

The two Toads had just put their vests back on. Toadette took his hand, and they started to walk out.

Just as Toad put his hand on the door, though...BANG!

"AAAH! A GUN!" Larry exclaimed.

"Don't worry, Jasmine! I'll protect you!" Lemmy said, hugging his ball.

"Calm down. It was not a real gun. You don't have to be scared." Junior told him.

"Says the wuss." Larry mumbled.

The shot was so loud, Toad staggered backwards, even though the bullet didn't hit him. Toadette tried to look out to see who was firing, but just then another round was shot. It whizzed past her, and almost hit Toad right in the face.

"All right, who's out there?" Toad stormed out the door, fists up. No one was there. He slammed the door that Toadette wasn't leaning out of in anger.

"Show yourself!" He hadn't raised his voice at this level in a long time.

"Dude…if someone were shooting at me, I wouldn't even talk. I would run like hell. Just saying." Roy said.

Toadette almost shuddered at the tone. A shadow flew through the shattered ceiling, but instead of cackling, like any normal villain would do, he just said something."I have fury!" They recognized the statement.

"I think we all know who that is." Ludwig said, rolling his eyes.

"Is it Ceiling Cat?" Lemmy asked.

"Ceiling cat doesn't talk!" Wendy said.

"Does too. Jasmine, ceiling cat, and I have conversations all the time." Lemmy said.

"Well, that explains a lot." Iggy said, making circles around his head.

"Fawful! What are you trying to plan this time? Oh, wait, you aren't. Since you're too busy with your little 'practical jokes'." Fawful just laughed."I have chortles from hearing that! This will be fun! Dark Star, needing you!"

Toad stepped back, expecting the dark deity itself to come out and attack. Instead, a hologram of it popped up, from Fawful's wristwatch."I think you know what I'm 'trying to plan', here." Now it was Fawful who was mimicking.

"I have chosen to wake this dark being like my Fawful-ish alarm clock. Although, alas, it is like Midbus." He shook his head. "It takes a long, long time to wake up."

"This reminds me of Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story!" Morton said.

"Yeah! It reminds me of the plot, too!" Larry added.

"You wouldn't dare!""Oh, really? Now you're the one who is like Midbus. Always trying to get in my way!" He was riding in a pod of sorts, and extended a robotic arm from the middle of it, grabbing Toad and pulling him into the air.

"I have fury!" The scene before Toadette made adrenaline course through her. She burst through the door."What? Your pink, little girlfriend is here, too?" Fawful cackled again. "Well, you're certainly invited to the party!" He wasn't paying attention, as Toadette took Toad's hand, and tried to hold on to something.

"Uh-oh! There's Toadette!" Larry said.

She ended up grabbing a metal post near the entrance."What are you doing?" Toad cried out, over the machine's whirring. "You'll get kidnapped, too!" "You're... not... taking... him!" Toadette screamed at Fawful, as she tried to pull Toad away from his robotic grasp.

Toad just stared, in shock at what he was seeing before him. He kicked the metal pod, weakening the robot's grip. He did it again. The he picked his foot up, and kicked at the cockpit's glass, shattering it. The shrapnel got in Fawful's face, as he screamed and let go of the controls.

"Whoa, the action in this fic is extreme! It's detailed very nicely." Iggy said.

"Forget that! It's the fighting that has my attention now!" Roy said.

The pod thrashed about wildly, then collapsed. Toad fell to the floor, rolling to avoid being hurt. Fawful stared in silence at the wreckage."Very well. I bid you adieu!" He flew away on his jetpack.

"I HAVE CHORTLES!""Hey! Get back here!" Toad jumped for him, but he was already gone. When they were sure that he was nowhere in sight, they turned to each other and hugged, grateful that they didn't lose each other this time.

"That Fawful guy can't talk normal for anything! Like Ludwig!" Junior said.

"Vhat! Vhy vould you say zhat?! I talk normal!" Ludwig said.

"Uh-huh. Yeah. 'Course you do." Larry said, rolling his eyes.

"You ready?" Toad asked her, as she was going with him."As I'll ever be." They got in their car in silence, and went to Peach's Castle, now the extravagant building it once was.

They suited up, bringing the same weapons as they brought to Antasma's fight, and also some food and sleeping bags."Let's do this." Toad said, to himself.

"We've got a kingdom to save." They rode off on their bikes, knowing the way to his castle, as it loomed in the distance.

To be continued...

"That…was…AWESOME!" Morton said. "I give it 8/10!"

"I didn't know Toad and Toadette could be so awesome! I always thought they were lame nerds that had absolutely NO fashion sense! I mean, dots? So last year!" Wendy said.

"Wendy, do us all a favor, and SHUT UP." Larry said.

"You shut up! And it's not wise to tell me shut up! Do you remember that secret you told me Larry? About your, oh, I don't know, MY LITTLE PONY ADDITCTION?!" Wendy blurted out.

Everyone looked at Larry.

"Oh, so you want to play like that, huh? Well, what about the secret YOU told me about how your 56th ex-boyfriend thought you were a boy, so he broke up with you! Huh?" Larry accused.

"You guys stop fighting!" Lemmy said. "Jasmine is trying to sleep!"

"When will you learn, Lemmy?" Iggy said, face palming.

"Well, that's all the time we have for today! Our next story will be A Halloween Party, by Yoshiwithamustache!" Ludwig said.

"Come on, you guys! Let's all go watch the rest of the Super Bowl!" Roy suggested.

"NOOO…" Aly groaned.

"Goodbye!" The Koopalings said, turning on the TV.

In case you were wondering, I was just watching the Super Bowl for the commercials. My favorite ones so far were the "80s called" commercial with Radio Shack, and the pistachio commercial. I almost died laughing. Anyway, PEACE OUT! Until next time!