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Coby stirred, slowly opening his eyes.
"What the…" he muttered, until he took in the surroundings. Everyone around him was asleep, lying where they had toppled after the festivities of the night before. He could see Gildarts leaning over a rail, snoring. Natsu and what appeared to be a blue cat slept leaning against one another. Gray was sprawled out on a table in his underwear. Erza, Makarov, and Laxus were nowhere to be seen.
'I'm never gonna get peer pressured to joining in on that drinking game with Cana…ever again' he thought, as he remembered blacking out at five shots, while Cana was barely even fazed.
His head ached, and he tried to reach up a hand to massage it, only to find he couldn't move it. Wondering why, he turned his head to the side.
Hanging on to his arm as a child would with a stuffed toy was Lisanna, a look of contentment on her face as she snuggled closer to the 14-year-old marine. Coby felt his stomach go cold, and his face heat up. He tried to move his other arm, to use it to pry the young girl loose, but found that it too was trapped.
'Don't tell me…' he thought, turning his head to see Mirajane, cuddling his left arm just like her sister. Unlike Lisanna, she was scowling in her sleep. Coby felt himself sweating, soaking his bandanna.
'If she wakes up…I'm a dead man…but she does look cute…' he thought as he tried to slowly pry his arms off. He started with Lisanna, thinking he had a better chance, only for the younger girl to grab it again in her sleep.
"Come back…to bed…my prince" she muttered, obviously in a dream.
'She's still going on about that?' His attention turned to Mirajane, who was stirring. Coby feared the worst.
"No…he's mine…back off…Erza…" she muttered as dreamed, cuddling him closer. Coby started to blush.
'She likes me too?' he thought. But either way, he needed to escape, find Makarov, and ask for his dorm room. The Marine shuffled his left arm, knowing that Lisanna would only grab his right.
Success, his left arm was free, but Mirajane's scowl deepened in her slumber. Coby gave a sigh of relief and, with his free arm, attempted to pry Lisanna off his right. Suddenly…
"Good Morning Coby…wha?"
Coby's head snapped around. Standing there was Elfman, gawking at the marine and his two sisters.
"It's not what it looks like! Honest!" Coby shrieked, panic driving his voice up several octaves.
"Like what?" Coby's face paled, and he turned towards the now awake Lisanna.
"Good morning my prince" she cooed, gazing at him in adoration. Coby shivered in terror, and felt fingernails dig into his arm.
Mirajane was awake.
She looked at him, and Lisanna, then at her leg, which was draped over him. Her face erupted into a glare with the fury of a thousand suns.
"Morning," Coby said sheepishly, sweating bullets and fearing the worst.
'May whatever God have mercy upon his soul' thought Elfman as Mirajane slowly stood up, looming over a terrified Coby, a shadow doning over her face as her eyes scorched upon him. He shuffled away, trying to escape from the enraged goth, only for her to block his path wherever he scooted.
"Oh crap he's gonna get it" whispered a now awake Natsu to Gray, both hiding behind a table.
"I don't pity him. I'd rather take multiple rounds against Erza than be in his position" whispered back the frost adept.
"Aye" responded both Natsu and the cat.
"Look, I didn't do anything last night! I swear! It's not what it looks like! I mean I wouldn't do what you think I would do even though you are cute and pretty and…!"
'Oh god what did I just say!' The silver-haired goth growled, clenching her fists. Coby knew, insofar as his fear-addled brain could think, that he was out of options.
"I'll do anything you want!" he pleaded, kowtowing desperately before her. "Anything! Please don't kill me!" Mirajane knelt down, bringing her face to his level. Coby tried to back away, only to back into the bar counter. He covered his face with his arms, preparing for his fate.
He would rather fight Blackbeard or the famous Admiral Akainu than face the inevitable wrath of Mirajane.
But suddenly she cupped his cheeks with both hands, staring into his eyes, almost as if studying him.
'Why is she doing this?' Coby wondered, perplexed. Before him was a girl who could have made even Garp feel uncomfortable, in the perfect position to unleash absolute and unforgettable pain upon him…and she was cupping his face.
That changed the moment her face contorted into a smirk.
"Anything?" she sneered. Coby merely nodded. A predatory look came upon the preteen's face.
"Pucker up" she seethed, gripping Coby's head harder. The marine feared that she would smash his head to the floor.
Instead, the goth shoved her lips onto his own. Coby's eyes bulged, almost popping out of their sockets. All awake males watched with jaws hanging loose.
"What the!" yelled the young boys and the cat in tandem, while Lisanna's mouth hung open in shock.
They were kissing. And Coby could feel something squirming into his mouth.
'Is that her tongue!' thought the marine as the goth broke the kiss and whispered into his ear.
"Listen up good cuz I won't repeat myself. The S-class trials will be coming up in the next two months. And you are going to be my partner for trial. I've seen what you could do, and you are going to help me become a S-class mage. Got it?" Coby took this in and nodded, thoughts conflicting inside his head.
"And if I don't?" he meekly whispered back. Mirajane smirked.
"You would have the honor of being the first ever eunuch of our guild" she sneered. Coby nodded, much faster.
"And also, you are not to fondle or do anything of a romantic sort with Lisanna, even if she advances onto you. Are we clear?"
More nodding.
"Also. If you ever want a girlfriend…" that smirk came back, equivalent to a crocodile's smile.
"You know where to find me" she whispered hotly into his ear before patting his head and standing up, looking down on him, like a wolf to a rabbit.
'He's so helpless…I'm gonna enjoy him' thought the goth as she turned and walked away towards the awake boys.
"Umm…Mira?" Elfman asked meekly. Mirajane ignored him, brushing her hand through her hair as she walked to the door, Elfman and Lisanna behind her. The young girl looked towards Coby and huffed, earning a victorious smirk from Mirajane.
Coby sat where he was, still in shock. He didn't know whether to dance on air or to dance on tacs. The cute girl whom he saved, a cute, rude, temperamental, forceful, dominating, gothic girl, had given him his first kiss. And all it cost him was a demand, a threat, and a few minutes of mortal terror.
The cat poked him several times. "Natsu, I think he's dead."
"Anyone would be. I mean Mirajane sent him into shock right?" commented Natsu as he walked over. Coby regained his bearings and stood up, shocking the other pinkette and cat.
"What?" He turned towards them in confusion.
"How are you even breathing let alone standing after confronting an enraged Mirajane like that?" asked Natsu. Coby looked to the side and blushed a little.
"We just made some sort of agreement. Nothing much. Do you know where my dorm is by the way?"
"I think maybe Master knows. You can ask him when he wakes up" said Gray as he walked on over.
"Thanks. Care to help clean up?" asked the marine. The younger boys turned away from each other.
"As if! I'll never work with this guy!" they said in absolute tandem. An idea formed in Coby's head as he witnessed their rivalry.
"Well…it's a shame. I'll never get to see who can clean up the fastest and most efficient then." The younger boys heads snapped toward the marine.
"I can clean better than this walking matchstick here!"
"My room cleaner than yours streaker!"
"Wanna prove it!"
"Bring it! I can clean up faster than you ever could!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
And the boys immediately ran to start cleaning. Coby chuckled as he watched them, working with a fervor to outdo the other, Gray cleaning and rearranging tables while Natsu sweeped. They glanced at each other, glared, then worked faster.
'I think I found myself a new hobby' thought the marine as he started picking up mugs and cups and started to clean.
A couple hours later the guild was cleaned.
"I did better Gray" panted Natsu, leaning against a pillar "admit it"
"Screw you Natsu" wheezed Gray, resting on a table panting. "It looks a model house thanks to me"
"You would be a model with your shorts off right, streaker!" Gray looked down, and was down to his boxers, again.
"Damn it all! I'll get you for this!"
"Bring it…after I take a breather."
"For once we come to an agreement."
Coby finished stacking the cups onto the cabinet behind the bar and wiped his brow. He looked out of the window, and noticed the sun already over the mountains in the distance.
"My my. This is the first time I've seen the guild as tidy as this" commented Makarov as he walked in and took a seat near Coby.
"It's actually thanks to Natsu and Gray to be honest. I never seen two people work so hard to outdo one another."
"Well that's a first. I'll keep that in mind whenever I need cleaning done" replied the dwarf, grinning cheekily.
"Say Master. Do you know where my place of residence is? I didn't have a chance to look it up last night."
"Ah yes. Let me see…" Makarov reached in his pocket and drew out a small pamphlet and scrolled over it.
"Ah. Your living in the Timberwood apartments and your studio 28 on the second floor. Due to it being a 3 room studio, rent is about 25,000 jewels a month. You're lucky, it's pretty cheap."
"Thanks Master. I'm gonna go out to breakfast then start my training before I do a job with Laxus today." Makarov looked at him as he mentioned Laxus.
"You're doing a job with Laxus?"
"Yes. Why do you ask?"
"Well Laxus is my grandson of course" Coby's eyes rose a bit.
"Really? He didn't mention that last night when we talked." Makarov looked a little downtrodden.
"Is something the matter Master?"
"Well…you see…Laxus is going through a tough time right now."
"Oh. I'm sorry to intrude and…"
"No, I think you should know. After all, I think you maybe forming a good friendship with him. You see, his father got expelled from the guild a while back."
"Laxus is your grandson…so his father is your…"
"Is my son yes."
"But why? What did Laxus' dad do?"
"It's not what he did, it's what he was acting like." Makarov paused, as if choosing his words.
"Ivan, my son, was a danger to the guild. He was showing signs of extreme insanity, so I had to banish him to protect the other guild members."
Coby was shocked. Makarov was willing to exile family in order to protect others? He couldn't help but admire his determination but yet…
"Was Laxus close to Ivan?"
"Perhaps. You see Laxus as a child had quite a weak body. Ivan, whether out of pity or care, I don't know, implanted lacrima into his body in order to make Laxus stronger."
"What's lacrima?"
"Lacrima is a magic crystalline substance found here in Earthland and used by us mages. Lacrima is a versatile substance, and can be used for many useful purposes such as long range communication, showing visual movies, and other things."
"Communication? Movies? It sounds like a Den Den Mushi to me."
"Oh? What's a Den Den Mushi?"
"Here. Let me show you." Coby reached into his pocket and retrieved the two small baby Den Den Mushi. Makarov inspected the snails.
"Impressive…is this your worlds equivalent to lacrima?"
"Close but they're actually living things. Den Den Mushi can be used for communication, visual display, even espionage." Makarov inspected the snail further.
"Impressive…maybe we could create more?" Coby shook his head.
"Like I said, they're living things. I have no idea how they breed."
"They breed!" Makarov looked incredulous.
"Apparently…no idea how though." Coby's face blanched at the thought, as did the dwarf.
"Yes, lets not tread those waters. Now back on topic." His face turned sullen.
"Laxus is fairly withdrawn right now. He used to be jovial and kind. Now he's anti-social and reclusive, and I fear for his future happiness." He paused, and looked Coby straight in the eyes.
"Coby, please help him. Last night was the first time I've seen him smile like that. Please be a friend to him, if you can."
"Of course," Coby insisted, moved by the old man's words. "After breakfast I'll do some training to hone my Rokushiki, then we can go on a job together like we promised." Makarov smiled and patted him on the back.
"Thank you Coby. As Laxus' grandfather you have no idea how relieved I am that he's starting to open up a bit." Coby smiled back. And his thoughts went to the blond, how sullen and downtrodden he looked the night before.
'Don't worry Laxus, I'll be your friend. Count on it' he resolved to himself.
Over the next few hours, Coby ate breakfast, talking with Laxus on where he was from over the chatter of the guild. Coby had to change his story, saying that he was born in a rundown village, honing his body enhancement magic before saving the Take Over siblings. Laxus paid close attention as he spun his yarn, and soon the pair finished breakfast.
"So are you ready to take on that job?" asked Laxus.
"I'll do so a bit after noon. I need to do some training." Laxus perked up.
"Training? To harness that Rokushiki magic right?"
"That's right. My magic requires me to train diligently. Care to watch?"
"I got nothing better to do. Besides, since we're going to be partners, I think I might as well know your abilities"
"Fair enough."
The duo left the guild and headed into the forest, walking for a few minutes until Coby finally found a good clearing. He reached into his pocket, withdrew a pamphlet, and began reading. Laxus sat down on a stump nearby.
"There we go" said the pinkette, putting the pamphlet away. He turned towards a clump of trees, readying himself. He jumped and swung his legs, azure blades leaping from them to slice into one of the trees. Laxus' eyes rose slightly, evidently impressed, as the tree toppled to the ground, branches gone, the bare wood as smooth as armour plate.
"I thought your magic was body enhancement?" he asked. Coby looked back towards him.
"It is. I swing my leg so fast that I can create a blade of pressurized air that slices whatever it touches. It's one of the Rokushiki's spells, the Rankyaku." Laxus nodded, taking in the knowledge.
"Ah, interesting. I never knew such magic existed." Coby grinned.
"Well this is Earthland after all, there's ton of magic everywhere right?" Laxus shrugged.
"True." Coby walked over to the fallen tree before taking off his shirt and took the trunk in both hands and lifted it up. He laid down on his back, holding the tree above him, and began to bench press with it.
"Are you going to be fine?" asked Laxus, as if he had done such an exercise before.
"I'll be fine. I do this 4 times a week to keep my muscle strength up to ensure that I perform my magic right" breathed Coby as he continued his reps. After about 15 reps, he hoisted the tree high in the air and rolled away as it crashed down. He took a deep breath and a swig of water before getting the tree and repeating the exercise for about 4 more times.
"Sounds like this Rokushiki magic is pretty demanding compared to what other mages use" said Laxus as he watched the tree roll away for a fifth time. Coby stood up, taking a quick breather.
"But it's worth it," he said. "Once we get on our job, you'll get see it in action." Coby then went over to the other fallen tree, which was bigger than the previous one, hoisted it up onto his shoulders, and began squatting. Laxus was starting to worry due to the show of strain on the pinkette's face.
"I think I should at least support you, right?" he asked. The pinkette breathed as he looked towards him.
"If you want. Better safe than sorry I guess." Laxus walked over and stood behind Coby as he continued his exercises. Once again, 15 reps with 5 sets. With another burst of strength, he hoisted the oak up into the air with a yell. Both teens darted out of the way as the oak crashed down.
"Well now my body is conditioned for the day, I can do my speed drills when we get back from our job." Coby wiped sweat from his brow. "Wanna do that job?"
"Sure." The duo walked back to the guild. Once inside, they headed towards the notice board.
"So…what do you wanna do?" asked Laxus. Coby scanned the board, perking up when a particular flyer caught his eye. It had a flower with a set of sharp teeth at it's bud.
"Let's do this one." As he reached his hand for the flyer, another hand snatched it away from his left. He looked left. Low and behold, it was Mirajane and her siblings.
"Hey we found that job first!" Coby was peeved.
"Sorry Coby, but I'm doing this job to prep up for the trials coming up, and you're coming with me" said Mirajane, in a tone implying that defiance would not be tolerated.
"I promised Coby that I could go with him for his first job," Laxus insisted, with exaggerated self-control. "So please hand it over." Mirajane stuck out her tongue.
"Nuh-uh! Coby is coming with us! We were the first people to find him, after all!"
"Well I have seniority. Just choose another job or something."
"Don't wanna" Mirajane huffed. Elfman looked worried.
"Uh Mira, maybe we could choose another job, I mean…"
"Elfman he's going to be my partner for the trials, so I have priorty. Right Coby?" Mirajane turned towards Coby, her gaze distinctly unsettling.
"Well…"
"If you want do the job then why don't you go together" said another voice, forestalling the dispute. Both groups looked to see Makarov sitting on a table nearby.
"I only do jobs with my brother and sister!" huffed Mirajane. "Coby is an exception since we are going to be partners."
"He said he would do his first job with me," sneered Laxus. "So do me a favor and back off Mirajane." Mirajane glared right back at him, in no mood to oblige.
"Wanna try me?" she leered, looking up to the older mage. She would not be as weakened as she was against those cultists…
"Guys, we can do this together," Coby pleaded. "I mean, Mirajane, there'll be a time when you won't go on jobs with your brother and sister one of these days. So why not try something new for once?"
"But I…"
"He has a point, dearie," Makarov came to his assistance. "We are all friends and family." Laxus' eyes darted sideways, narrowing in annoyance at the word 'family.'
"So it's best to work together with friends once in a while. And Coby is right, one of these days your siblings will grow up and want to do jobs on their own."
"But…"
"Mira it's fine," Coby pressed, sensing her uncertainty. "It can be you, me, and Laxus doing a job together. Why not try something new?" An idea popped into his head, as he remembered Gray and Natsu that morning.
"You wouldn't want Erza to hear that you chickened out on trying something new right?" the marine said slyly. "Just imagine what she would say." Mirajane's face distorted in anger.
"As if!" she shrieked. "Alright then! Lisanna, you stay away from Natsu while I'm gone! Elfman, continue on your Take Over magic! Coby! Laxus! Lets do this!" Makarov cocked an eyebrow, both surprised and impressed by her passion.
"Kay sis!" giggled Lisanna. She would visit Natsu, despite her sister's orders, but it was funny seeing her act like that.
"Sure thing" muttered Elfman. The two younger siblings headed out.
"Okay then, so what's our job?" asked Coby. Mirajane looked down at the flyer and read aloud.
"Looking for volunteers to help rid Zakuro Town of the Thorn Sprite Monster. Reward: 100,000 jewels. Huh, whats a Thorn Sprite?" Makarov walked over.
"Ah a Thron Sprite! I know of such a creature. It has the ability to control wildlife, like tree and plants for instance."
"So it could make trees grow expotentially?" asked Laxus.
"Yes, but that's not all. A Thorn Sprite can also control the plant life as if they were alive, very similar to doll magic. Zakuro Town's grocery store got destroyed by a rampaging pumpkin even!"
"Well, that Thorn Sprite isn't being weeded itself," said Coby. "Let's get some supplies and meet back here in two hours." Blonde and goth nodded and headed to their respective dorms.
'I may just get used to this' he thought.
Coby walked back into the guild hall with his pack. Thankfully, Gildarts had left him some spare Jewels and other essentials before heading out on another job. He took seat by a table and waited for Laxus and Mirajane.
Drinking from a mug of water, he saw Laxus walk through the door.
"She not here yet?" he asked, sitting down by the marine. Coby shook his head. Laxus nodded, and left it at that.
Half an hour later, Mirajane showed up.
"Alright then I'm set! Let's get this over with!" she exclaimed. In no mood to argue, the boys followed her out onto the streets of Magnolia.
"So how long do you think this will last? This job?" asked Coby.
"Probably a day or so," answered Laxus. "100,000 jewels can only cover a months rent at most apartments here in town. Hence why that job is on the first floor."
"Yeah I noticed a second floor. What's up with that?"
"The 2nd floor is for S-class mages or mages who gain permission from Master. They get the really hard and dangerous jobs." Coby nodded in understanding.
"So who are the S-class mages here in the guild?" Mirajane overheard, and turned towards the marine.
"You know Gildarts? He's one. Some guy named Mystogan is one as well."
"Who's Mystogan?"
"Another S-class mage," Laxus interjected. "He keeps casting sleeping magic on the entire guild to pick up jobs. It works on everyone but grandpa. No one knows what he's capable of, but rumour is he's quite powerful." Mirajane scoffed.
"If I ever face him in the trials, he'll just try and put me to sleep, because he's afraid of my power!" proclaimed the goth arrogantly.
"Maybe he does it because he likes you all. I mean, he wouldn't want to hurt you would he?"
"If he liked us he'd stop being reclusive and quit the sleeping magic act and open up! The guy has something to hide, I know it!" Laxus nodded in agreement.
"You can say that again".
"Well enough of the Mystogan talking," Coby said, wanting to change the subject. "I'm sure he has a reason for being so reclusive. Who knows? We may find out during the trials Mira." Laxus looked askance at him.
"You're taking part in the trials?"
"Uh, yeah." The marine glanced nervously at Mirajane. "I'm being her partner for the trial. We…made a deal."
"Well I guess I may be challenging you and Mira then." Coby did a double-take.
"Are you competing too?" Mirajane looked at Coby in annoyance.
"No. He's an S-class mage." Coby's eyes went up.
"You're an S-class mage Laxus! That's cool!" Laxus looked off to the side.
"Well, I'm the newest S-class mage in the guild. I just became an S-Class mage 10 months ago. Mystogan was new S-Class the year before I became one and Gildarts has been S-class for a good 15 to 18 years."
"Wow…Gildarts must be incredibly strong! Heck he may even become a Master, right?" asked Coby.
"He could start a brand new guild if he wanted!" snapped Mirajane. "He's just a lazy bum and doesn't want the Master's duties!"
Coby took this in. Becoming an S-Class mage had to be tough…and Laxus was one too!
"How come you didn't tell me you were an S-Class?"
"I thought it didn't concern you, but since you 're going to be taking part in the trials and…say…how did you get to become Mirajane's partner anyway?" Laxus gave Coby a suspicious glance.
"I made a deal with her" replied Coby, feeling rather nervous. He could feel Mirajane's eyes boring into him, and he could guess the look on her face.
"Mention this morning. One detail about this morning and you die.
Coby gulped, and Laxus noticed.
"Did she force you?"
"I made a deal with him to be my boyfriend. Now bug off" snarled Mirajane. She moved to walk in tandem with Coby, grabbing his hand.
"What?" both boys bleated. Mirajane turned her glare on Coby.
"Remember? You'll be my partner and my boyfriend till then. Right?" That look was on her face again. It was more than Coby could deal with.
"Uh..yeah! Me and her are a couple until the trials over! That way we can learn and understand the basics of a teenage relationship! That's it! An educational experience!" Coby laughed nervously. Laxus looked at him as though he were wearing underpants on his head.
"Okay then, fair enough."
Coby chuckled nervously until Mirajane brought his ear down to her face.
"Look. I didn't do that because I…well…because I like you or anything," she hissed. "I did it so he can stop asking questions. So don't get any ideas! Got that?"
Coby turned his eyes, and true enough Mirajane was red in the face, eyes darting to the side. He could tell it was embarrassment, but he didn't know what kind. He nodded dumbly.
"Good. Glad to know we're on the same page." Mirajane walked on forward with Laxus.
Coby sighed. Having a pseudo girlfriend and a new friend with attachment issues was going to be tough.
Back at the guild, Makarov sat on the table drinking from a mug with Cana by his side as the children played. Natsu and Happy were taunting Gray, saying that they could fly. Erza was telling the pinkette to stop fooling around. Elfman was nowhere to be seen, obviously training his Take Over in accordance with his sister's orders. Lisanna was giggling at the spectacle of the other children.
He saw Macao walk over and sat down.
"Hey Master, I noticed Laxus is gone. Doing a job?" he asked. Makarov nodded.
"Yes. He's out on a job with Mirajane and Coby" Macao's eyes went up.
"Mirajane? As in 'Take Over Mirajane'? That one?" Makarov was confused by his reaction. Macao seemed terrified.
"What's wrong Macao?"
"Didn't you know Master?" Lisanna said, toddling over. "Mira completed her Take Over training. That's why she couldn't defend me and Elfman when we got captured. She was too tired after learning to harness her Take Over!"
Main connection to brain failed…attempting to reconnect main line…failed
Attempting to connect secondary mental pathways…failed.
Reboot system in process. System shutdown.
"Lisanna…what was the creature in which Mirajane completed Take Over again? I forgot…" Makarov was pale with fear.
'Please don't tell me that she…' he thought before Lisanna spelled it for him.
"Gildarts captured a She-Devil and Mirajane finished taming it! You shoulda seen it! Mirajane was so strong and she…" The little girl nattered on as Makarov's mouth hung open.
Mirajane, the most frightening girl in Fairy Tail, had accomplished the Take Over of a She-Devil.
And with the descriptions given to him of Coby by Lisanna and Elfman, Mirajane's completion of Take Over: Satan Soul, and his own grandson's incredible skill in Lightning magic, they had the potential to be the strongest team in Fairy Tail this year.
Thus was the root of his terror. Visions flooded his mind, of paperwork, of bills for damages, of letters of apology, like water from a broken floodgate.
"Master? Are you okay?" asked Cana as Makarov stood like a statue, paralyzed.
'What am I gonna do…' he thought sadly.
Heres chapter 4 for ya, not much action this chapter other than Coby flexing his muscles. Sorry for long update though. School and Holidays and whatnot.
Also, I left a challenge on my profile if anyone wants to take it up. It's to breathe life into the FTxOP archive(English life that it is…)
Next chapter will have some action though.
Also, to any female readers, the relationship between Laxus and Coby is that of developing friendship. They will act like brothers when they mature and get older. The consequences this may have…well I am not spoilering.
And the pairing will remain up in the air. I still have not decided, and I have considered and thought of all the females of Fairy Tail(Mira, Erza, Lucy, even Cana) so don't bother me bout that.
Also, if you are a fan of Gurren Lagann or Pokemon, feel free to check my other fics as well.
Big thanks to my inspiration and confidant Artful Lounger.
Edited by Juubi-K.