A/N: OK. To all of you dumb butts that havent seen/head of Jeff Dunham, He is a comical genius. I watched his DVD last night and took notes. His characters in that skit: Walter, Peanut, José Jalapeño on a Stick, Melvin the Superhero Guy, and Achmed the dead suicide bomber. Pictures of them all are on my profile. Review please!
Jasper's POV
We had just finished watching 'Jeff Dunham: A Spark of Insanity'. Emmett was going crazy. Every time we said something, he referred it back to the DVD.
"Shut up, Emmett!" I screamed.
"Silence! I kill you for a Kondike bar!" He replied.
"Yeah, Bella. I'd give you my 20, but it's in my other skirt," Rose walked into the room, talking on the phone with Bella apparently.
"It's in my other stick!!" Emmett yelled.
"Would you like me to find it for you?" Rose had just gotten off the phone. She wagged her eyebrows suggestively.
"I know you would like to see my stick. OMG. You're like my blond on a pencil!!" He had a very shallow epiphany. "We're SPARKELEHHH LIKE JEFF DUNHAM'S BLUE PRIUS." He spoke in a very gay tone. I couldn't help but laugh. I never thought of that. "You know I have unneeded letters in my name? Em-em-et-tee...Cul-el-en." He laughed really loudly. He looked at Rose. She wasn't laughing. "That went wayy over your head. Babe. Like neeeee-oow!" He made a sweeping gesture over his head.
"I will kill you...for a Kondike bar," She added. "That ' neeeee-oow!' sounded like you were killing Jeff Dunham's Chihuahua."
"Hey, Rose?" He asked.
"Hmm?" She seemed kind of disinterested.
"Do you think you could ever date a human?"
"Hell no!!" She screeched.
"Well..You know what they say. Once you go pale, you never go back." He said smugly.